Famous last words from role playing

Just found this website that records last words from role playing characters.  There are thousands. Some of my favourites are:

• “I stab the dragon and tell it to get off me.”
• “I drink the bottle marked POISON on the off-chance that it’s the extra-healing potion.”
• “Whaddya mean, a pentagram only has FIVE sides?”
• “Don’t worry, wyvern don’t attack unless they’re provoked.”
• “They need a twenty to hit me, I’m invincible”
• “I cast a fireball” (into a 10’x10’x10′ room)
• “OK! I moon the Balrog!”
• “Don’t be silly. If this was really the ship’s “Self-Destruct Button”, do you think they’d leave it lying around where anyone could press it?”

I also like this quote, from a local Wellington group:

Character staring down the well at the 300 foot long ancient red dragon calling out: “Hah, you can’t get me up here.”

Heh.