Whale v Williams in Albany

Oh this should be very amusing. Whale Oil has announced he is standing for the in the same ward as . Whale’s eight pledges are:

Mr Slater’s pledges are that he will NOT:

  1. Piss on any trees
  2. Sign paint­ings I have not painted
  3. Send drunken texts after 11pm
  4. Send drunken press releases after 11pm
  5. Hold impor­tant meet­ings in bars
  6. Vote to fund Brian Rudman’s theatre
  7. Put booz­ing with my mates on my coun­cil credit card8. Stop putting piggy noses on trough­ing politicians
  8. Punch ambu­lance officers

Can’t wait for the public meetings.

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