Am I the only one who finds this sort of funny?

AP report:

A wealthy British businessman owns the company that makes the two-wheeled Segway people transporter has been found dead in a river in northern after apparently falling off a cliff on one of the vehicles, said.

I now it is not funny to his family, but I'm sorry the owner of Segways going off a cliff on one!!

If it was an accident, he must have been at maximum speed on a very slippery road!

If it was suicide, then why not just jump off? What statement was he making by riding a Segway off a cliff?