Trevor off again
October 26th, 2010 at 2:30 pm by David FarrarI’ve almost lost track of the fake statements made by Trevor on Red Alert. Most I ignore, but this one is worth exposing.
Trevor blogged:
John Key said he helped arrange the meeting between Julia Gillard and Phil Goff.
Nonsense.
Arranged through Labour Party contacts. Some of us have known her since before she was a Minister.
Now one should always be careful when Trevor does supply a reference and a quote. Unlike Trevor, we will go to a reliable source – NZPA. Their report says:
Mr Key said he was relaxed about it.
“I mean he rang me on Sunday to tell me he was going. Normally the leader of the Opposition has to write and I certainly did that when I was the leader of the Opposition, but I also saw John Howard when I was leader of the Opposition and he was prime minister so look, at the end of the day, I’m fine with it. I’ll be seeing Julia Gillard in Vietnam in the weekend.”
Mr Key said he offered the assistance of New Zealand diplomats in Australia and would have offered further support if Mr Goff had written to him earlier.
So Key in no way claimed he he helped arrange it. He offered assistance – as one would hope he would.
“I for one don’t think Phil Goff is going to go to Australia and bag New Zealand. He’s been a long standing foreign minister, he’s a long-standing politician, so I don’t think we should be too bent out of shape about it. I’m not.”
Which is a nice change from a former PM who used to rant about treason when Opposition MPs met overseas leaders, and said things she disagreed with.
Asked if it was appropriate for the Australian administration to see the Labour leader before the Prime Minister Mr Key said it was up to them.
“I don’t care about it either way, I’ll see her at the end of the week.”
He disagreed he had been outmanouevred.
My God if Labour are trying to talk this up as some sort of tactical victory, they really are desperate. Opposition Leaders have more flexible schedules than PMs. Still, it beats talking about the latest polls.
October 26th, 2010 at 2:43 pm
Trevor has the emotional maturity of a 13-year-old, and that’s being generous…
Vote:October 26th, 2010 at 2:45 pm
Regarding the characterisation of the NZPA as being more reliable than Trevor Mallard: a tarot card reading would be more reliable than Trevor Mallard.
Vote:October 26th, 2010 at 2:48 pm
If I believed in reincarnation, Trevor Mallard is due to come back as a dildo.
So, the Opposition Leader’s Office did the Prime Minister’s Office the courtesy of a heads up — even though neither the Prime of Australia or the New Zealand Opposition leader are required to have their appointment books vetted by the Ninth Floor of the Beehive.
The Prime Minister isn’t a dick about it, because Phil Goff doesn’t actually require a permission slip to cross the Tasman and see whatever the fuck he wants. FWIW, I believe he’s having his own private meeting with Gillard in Vietnam over the weekend.
I’ve also heard no suggestion that trans-Tasman relations are anything less than cordial and robust as usual.
Vote:October 26th, 2010 at 2:52 pm
Look out Key, a hampster has got the jump on you!
What do mean come back as a dildo? I thought he already had.
Vote:October 26th, 2010 at 2:54 pm
I’m interested to know if MFAT are going to have anyone at the meeting taking notes. And whether those notes will get circulated around senior ministers.
Wonder if Phil will be gone by lunchtime?
Vote:October 26th, 2010 at 2:57 pm
Trev is hitting the delete key on posts he does not like again. Posts not favorable to Trev will be deleted.
Vote:October 26th, 2010 at 2:58 pm
What do mean come back as a dildo? I thought he already had.
If Mallard was already a dildo he’d be a useful source of pleasure to someone. Not seeing any evidence.
Vote:October 26th, 2010 at 2:58 pm
Goff apparently is cooking omlettes now for attention! He is an irrelevant fool. Trev is just desperate for a bit of media attention. key is doing the right thing by virtually ignoring the meeting –
I wonder if Gillard gives Goof the same treatment Clark Got from Krudd a couple of days after the Aussie election when the vile bitch went over and was not even offered a cup of tea at the Breakfast meeting.
[DPF: Monty do not use that term or demerits]
Vote:October 26th, 2010 at 3:01 pm
A busted dildo then.
Anyway I find him amusing ever time he tries to be taken seriously.
Vote:October 26th, 2010 at 3:08 pm
I find it amusing that Labour seems to think meeting with Gillard is some feather in their cap. Personally I hope Key keeps a safe distance from her. Smile and wave – from a distance – is all that’s called for here.
Vote:October 26th, 2010 at 3:19 pm
I wonder of John Key will demand that Foreign Affairs officials at the meeting bewteen Goff and Gillard disclose the nature of the discussions …just sayin’
Vote:October 26th, 2010 at 3:19 pm
The meeting will go well…
Gillard: “What are you doing here, errrr, Mr Goof… Why am I meeting you?”
Goff: “That’s Goff, and I’m hiding, Prime Minister.”
Gillard: “From what?”
Goff: “The press. And the people. They want to know if I support NZ film workers or your Aussie union. I’m afraid to tell them I’m on your side, because I’m sick of being the most hated person in NZ and I want Robyn Malcolm to fill the position for a few weeks. She used to be quite popular while my poll numbers have never got out of single figures. It is so unfair!”
Gillard: “Thanks for the support, errrr, what ever your name is.”
Goff: “But I’ve got some bad news about Australian investments, Prime Minister.”
Gillard: “What do you mean… You’ve been in favour of foreign investment since 1981 when you first entered parliament. And I was still in university, just by the way.”
Goff: “It turns out I’ve been wrong for the last 30 years, Prime Minister. It turns out that Winston is right… foreign investment is bad. Evil even. I’m sorry, but we’re going to have to stop you foreigners buying NZ farms. Please don’t be angry.”
Gillard: “You realise that will be the end of CER?”
Goff: “Yes.”
Gillard: “And free immigration?”
Goff: “It’s a small price to pay, Prime Minister.”
Vote:October 26th, 2010 at 3:28 pm
So what is the goss re Trevor & blondes ?
Vote:October 26th, 2010 at 3:34 pm
Why hasn’t Key met with Gillard yet? Are we so unimportant that the Australian MP can’t be bothered?
Vote:October 26th, 2010 at 3:34 pm
Mallard has a damn strange blogging style. Does he think he’s Rorschach from ‘Watchmen’?
Vote:October 26th, 2010 at 3:36 pm
I have just posted the following onto Red Alert
“John Key, when he was informed of the meeting, offered the assistance of NZ diplomats should it be required.
He did not arrange the meeting and never said he did.
He did say that more help could have been offered if the PM’s office had been called earlier.
To report that Key said he arranged the meeting and call him a liar, would be, um, well, lying.
Read the NZPA report”
Lets see how long before Trev deletes it shall we…..
Vote:October 26th, 2010 at 3:37 pm
Has Trev the Muss just outed Keith Locke as ‘Frog’?
Vote:October 26th, 2010 at 3:38 pm
Let’s see if these ones last – there are there at 1540hrs
Vote:October 26th, 2010 at 3:50 pm
No Monty. The correct term is ‘bilious.’
Vote:October 26th, 2010 at 3:51 pm
I’m still trying to get over Mallard’s crusade against Lisa Cropp
(http://blog.labour.org.nz/index.php/2010/10/17/cropp-riding-again-shocking/#comments)
From what I can figure out, Mallard is saying that because she broke the rules she shouldn’t be allowed to ride again. How that is consistent with him assaulting a fellow MP and continuing to be an MP is beyond me.
Vote:October 26th, 2010 at 3:59 pm
It would be interesting to hear from any of Trev’s former pupils as whether he was a good teacher.
Vote:October 26th, 2010 at 4:00 pm
Yes you fuckwit if you’d read it you’d see when Keys is meeting her.
Do just keep a head for stoping your ears from touching together or something?
Vote:October 26th, 2010 at 4:10 pm
You should know RightNow, one rule for average plebs, a different set for Labour – and if not they will retrospectively legislate to prove it!
Vote:October 26th, 2010 at 4:11 pm
A dildo? I was thinking more of a butt plug
Trev – you need to evolve dude. Your tactics are so 2007.
Vote:October 26th, 2010 at 4:13 pm
Give the lefties a break Over at The Standard they have got their bowels twisted over the PM meeting with Warners The worst theyc an come up with is JK gonna bribe Warners with our tax payer dollars.
I didnt have the heart to remind them about the former PM and the LOR.
they are desparate. Every trick is back firing on them. Kelly and Little totally misread the public even their own supporters.
The Union movement is on the mat punch drunk and trying to avoid the count.
What say we put out foot on its throat and put it out of its misery.
Vote:October 26th, 2010 at 4:31 pm
Trevor is suddenly keeping a very low profile on Red Alert; I wonder why ….
Vote:October 26th, 2010 at 4:38 pm
Typical fuck-head Mallard. He just throws shit and hope it sticks.
Vote:October 26th, 2010 at 4:38 pm
Hmmm, Trev fails on yet another smear on Key. Reminds me of a quote from A Knights Tale.
“You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting. In what world could you possibly beat me? “
Vote:October 26th, 2010 at 5:01 pm
Craig Ranapia, it seems “dildo” is indeed an appropriate metaphor coming from you, and sits well with your description of the Clark government as the “liarbour dykocracy”. What is it with you and lesbians, and lesbian devices? Can I detect a hint of envy?
Vote:October 26th, 2010 at 5:02 pm
Mallard. Ah yes, that last bastion of common decency. The White Knight, who would always seek to protect a woman’s honour and virtue.
Mainly, by creeping up on an antagonist and hitting him from behind, in a hallowed Public place.
As Yes, Brave Sir Trevor.
Puts me in mind of ‘Brave Sir Robin’ from MP’s Holy Grail.
Vote:October 26th, 2010 at 5:08 pm
Said Tom, the Lezzer.
Vote:October 26th, 2010 at 5:09 pm
Trevor is a disgrace to New Zealand. (Goff is just a jerk).
Vote:October 26th, 2010 at 5:10 pm
You’re going to have to start using pretty relaxed about it as a tag for stories involving John Key.
Vote:October 26th, 2010 at 5:14 pm
Maybe Angry Trevor could take the same “pretty relaxed ” pills that John Boy is on? Pills keep the Beehive buzzing. What a circus no wonder the sane public view pathetic politicians as scum.
Vote:October 26th, 2010 at 5:29 pm
Thought I saw Mallard at the Gisborne Wine & Food festival on sunday. He was with a dark haired, average looking bird, trying yet failing miserably to dance, wearing the dumbest sunglasses I’ve ever seen on a dude. Made me cringe. He’s just a loser, a mid-life crisis rebounding ego maniac who wants soooooo badly to be cool. I can’t believe that there’s space for a moron like him in our house of representatives, let alone a senior position in the opposition.
Vote:October 26th, 2010 at 5:36 pm
And if you believed in karma it would belong to Chris Carter.
Vote:October 26th, 2010 at 5:37 pm
Best comment award to Brian Smaller.
Vote:October 26th, 2010 at 5:39 pm
Or maybe he will come back as a strap-on for frustrated lesbians.
Vote:October 26th, 2010 at 5:41 pm
You should know by now that Mallard only writes posts like that on Red Alert to see what dildo jokes the phallic fetishists come up with on Kiwiblog. And judging by it, you gentlemen have definitely kept up your end of the bargain. Keep it up.
Vote:October 26th, 2010 at 5:44 pm
Keep it up?
Vote:October 26th, 2010 at 5:49 pm
Or maybe as a lesbian’s tongue???
Vote:October 26th, 2010 at 5:57 pm
Maybe Trevor has a very favourite butt plug?
I wonder whether it is time to assume the the Moniker.
“Trevor’s very favourite Butt Plug”, ‘er,can we change names on here?
;-0
Vote:October 26th, 2010 at 6:00 pm
If I believed in reincarnation, Trevor Mallard is due to come back as a dildo
..no no no..he will come back as a felchers straw…or a gerbal..
Vote:October 26th, 2010 at 6:09 pm
Viper Mk II – god i hope youre wrong! please tell me a sitting member of parliment isnt spending his days trying to wind people up on someone elses blog.
Vote:October 26th, 2010 at 6:19 pm
For fucks sake people! Can we please not talk about Trevor Mallard and Butt Plug’s! I’m trying to eat here!
Vote:October 26th, 2010 at 6:45 pm
“Craig Ranapia, it seems “dildo” is indeed an appropriate metaphor coming from you, and sits well with your description of the Clark government as the “liarbour dykocracy”. What is it with you and lesbians, and lesbian devices? Can I detect a hint of envy?”
hmm definite homophobic tone to this. And from our resident dumb lefty Mr Tom Gould. Who would have thought.
Vote:October 26th, 2010 at 6:56 pm
“homophobic tone” is that like the noise homosexuals make after partying with Angry Trevor while dropping Viagra in copious amounts?
Vote:October 26th, 2010 at 7:17 pm
From Red Alert
“Update
From morning report :
John Key says Phil Goff let him know he was heading across the Tasman and he provided all the support Mr Goff would need to make sure it’s a successful visit
and
“Phil Goff spoke to me yesterday to let me know that he’d be in Australia tomorrow and, y’know, we’ve given him all the support that he would need to make sure it’s a successful visit
Just to reiterate Key provided no support whatsoever.”
Oh my God – how does Trevor Mallard stand up straight with all the spinning. Obviously not very well!!! And yet they are still accusing Key of lying over at Red Alert.
Vote:October 26th, 2010 at 7:17 pm
Maybe Trevor WAS the strap-on in the Clark Government.
Vote:October 26th, 2010 at 7:21 pm
D4J – that was funny.
Vote:October 26th, 2010 at 8:47 pm
Now folks, we are of course fair and accommodating kiwi’s on this forum, so I think that it is only fair that the ‘Honourable Gentleman’ (no, please don’t choke, ) Mr Trevor Mallard (whom, as we know actually DOES read what is written here – a place where he is NEVER moderated . . .) should be given the ‘right of reply’ (despite the fact that he assiduously and strenuously denies the same right to others)
So Trevor, dear Trevor, would you care (and dare) to grace us with your presence to explain your rationale and actions in spreading lies and half truth about the democratically-elected elected Prime Minister of New Zealand and your own elected leader, Mr Goff?
OR ARE YOU TOO MUCH OF A COWARD???????????
You like to bully and lie Trev, (your actions elsewhere prove that without a doubt, but have you got the GUTS to face your peers and explain yourself?
I bet you haven’t but, in the meantime, we’re waiting. . .
Vote:October 26th, 2010 at 9:52 pm
Craig Ranapia, it seems “dildo” is indeed an appropriate metaphor coming from you, and sits well with your description of the Clark government as the “liarbour dykocracy”.
Tom Gould: I’ll err on the side of generosity and assume you’re rather confused, instead of a fucking liar.
I’ve often used the phrase in the context of industrial strength sarcasm directed at people with a rather unsavoury fixation on Helen Clark’s supposed sex life. Now piss off back to your village before they miss their idiot.
FWIW, unless I’m remarkably confused about human anatomy I believe my partner of 15 years is a man. If I was suffering from lesbian envy, I’m making a terrible hash of it.
Vote:October 26th, 2010 at 10:02 pm
pwned
Vote:October 27th, 2010 at 7:38 am
# Viper Mk II (43) Says:
October 26th, 2010 at 5:41 pm
You should know by now that Mallard only writes posts like that on Red Alert to see what dildo jokes the phallic fetishists come up with on Kiwiblog. And judging by it, you gentlemen have definitely kept up your end of the bargain. Keep it up.
He said “kept up your end”! (childish snigger!)
Vote:October 27th, 2010 at 9:21 am
Quite the pwn that was.
Vote:October 27th, 2010 at 11:10 am
I have posted the following on Red Alert
“Trevor
you said…
“John Key said he helped arrange the meeting between Julia Gillard and Phil Goff.”
NZPA said….
“John Key says Phil Goff let him know he was heading across the Tasman”
These 2 statements are contradictory.
It is good form for Phil Goff to let the PM know.
It is good form for the PM to let MFAT know so that if any diplomatic support is needed, it could be readily available.
Trevor, you are full of crap on this occasion and an apology would be warranted, however I suspect we shall wait in vain.”
Lets see how long it lasts.
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