Claire Trevett in the Herald reports:
When an invitation is issued to a remote place, it is polite to also provide directions – especially if the route involves the Highway to Hell.
A land protest group’s invitation to Treaty Negotiations Minister Chris Finlayson to travel to Taipa to visit them came with a driver to ensure he did not get lost – the Maori Party’s Sat Nav, Hone Harawira.
However, Mr Finlayson’s counter-invite to those protesters to “go to hell” had Labour MP Shane Jones baffled.
Most people would agree with the Minister’s strong disapproval of an illegal occupation of private land.
Curious about this invitation, Mr Jones stood in Parliament yesterday to find out more. He put to Mr Finlayson that when he told the protesters to go to hell, “what directions did he have in mind and whom did he think they might meet there?”
The minister declined to provide the GPS co-ordinates or the current hosts.
However, he had some inkling of the likely future inhabitants, observing, “Well, Trevor Mallard isn’t dead yet.”