McCarten’s Awards

December 27th, 2010 at 12:00 pm by David Farrar

Matt McCarten hands out his 2010 political awards:

  • Redemption Prize: Shane Jones
  • Slow-Learner Certificate: Pansy Wong
  • Bad-Taste Award: Those labelling Auckland Central as the “battle of the babes”
  • Giant-Killer Prize: Pete Hodgson
  • New-Blood Award: Hekia Parata
  • No-Prisoners Award: Hone Harawira
  • Try-Hard Certificate: Phil Goff
  • Best-Minister Prize: Gerry Brownlee
  • Best-in-the-Game Supreme Award: Len Brown
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10 Responses to “McCarten’s Awards”

  1. Swiftman the infidel (329) Says:

    Who cares what that jerk thinks.

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  2. jaba (1,924) Says:

    Whale has already commented about Lenny B’s “award” .. more bullshit from McCarten

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  3. Don the Kiwi (958) Says:

    Can see where M…M….Ma…Maaa….Mmatt’s affiliations lie.

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  4. Hagues (711) Says:

    “Bad-Taste Award: Those labelling Auckland Central as the “battle of the babes””

    I agree that anyone thinking Jacinda Ardern is a babe has bad taste.

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  5. Inventory2 (8,813) Says:

    And the winner of the How Not to Pay Your Tax and Set a Good Example to Your Members Award is ….

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  6. Redbaiter (13,197) Says:

    Award for the most boring opinion writer int he NZ media- Matt McCarten.

    A predictable communist drone.

    Only a disreputable organisation like the NZ Herald would give space to such a lame partisan buffoon.

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  7. Rodders (1,790) Says:

    Can’t agree with Matt that describing two attractive women as babes is “Neanderthal silliness.” The word Neanderthal might be apt in describing people who would sneer at someone for having a stammer, though.

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  8. Right of way is Way of Right (1,044) Says:

    Pete Hodgson a Giant killer? Really?

    Is the Ministry of Womans Affairs really so huge?

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  9. Lee C (4,499) Says:

    Forget this nonsenese – http://monkeyswithtypewriter.blogspot.com/2010/12/mwt-2010-awards-phil-goff-wins.html – this is the ony real guide in town . . . Thnx Lee MWT

    PS I must have very bad taste which is why I included jacinda as ‘Sexiest Politician’ and decorated my page not once, but twice with an image of her indescribabeble loveliness. Neanderthal? – hell perhaps – simain certainly – but anyone with a nodding acquaintance with archeology will attest that Neanderthals were a possibly a sensitive and enduring species who ill-deserve our rather dismissive judgements of them, whereas certain of us chimps will hunt down little monkeys and devour them while they are still tepid.

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  10. Rodders (1,790) Says:

    @LeeC, agree that Jacinda appears to have a very nice demeanor. Some who make less than flattering comments about her appearance might feel more at home looking at pictures of sour-faced lemon suckers.

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