McCarten’s Awards
December 27th, 2010 at 12:00 pm by David FarrarMatt McCarten hands out his 2010 political awards:
- Redemption Prize: Shane Jones
- Slow-Learner Certificate: Pansy Wong
- Bad-Taste Award: Those labelling Auckland Central as the “battle of the babes”
- Giant-Killer Prize: Pete Hodgson
- New-Blood Award: Hekia Parata
- No-Prisoners Award: Hone Harawira
- Try-Hard Certificate: Phil Goff
- Best-Minister Prize: Gerry Brownlee
- Best-in-the-Game Supreme Award: Len Brown

December 27th, 2010 at 12:13 pm
Who cares what that jerk thinks.
Vote:December 27th, 2010 at 12:14 pm
Whale has already commented about Lenny B’s “award” .. more bullshit from McCarten
Vote:December 27th, 2010 at 12:36 pm
Can see where M…M….Ma…Maaa….Mmatt’s affiliations lie.
Vote:December 27th, 2010 at 1:50 pm
“Bad-Taste Award: Those labelling Auckland Central as the “battle of the babes””
I agree that anyone thinking Jacinda Ardern is a babe has bad taste.
Vote:December 27th, 2010 at 1:52 pm
And the winner of the How Not to Pay Your Tax and Set a Good Example to Your Members Award is ….
Vote:December 27th, 2010 at 2:14 pm
Award for the most boring opinion writer int he NZ media- Matt McCarten.
A predictable communist drone.
Only a disreputable organisation like the NZ Herald would give space to such a lame partisan buffoon.
Vote:December 27th, 2010 at 3:51 pm
Can’t agree with Matt that describing two attractive women as babes is “Neanderthal silliness.” The word Neanderthal might be apt in describing people who would sneer at someone for having a stammer, though.
Vote:December 28th, 2010 at 12:13 am
Pete Hodgson a Giant killer? Really?
Is the Ministry of Womans Affairs really so huge?
Vote:December 28th, 2010 at 7:16 am
Forget this nonsenese – http://monkeyswithtypewriter.blogspot.com/2010/12/mwt-2010-awards-phil-goff-wins.html – this is the ony real guide in town . . . Thnx Lee MWT
PS I must have very bad taste which is why I included jacinda as ‘Sexiest Politician’ and decorated my page not once, but twice with an image of her indescribabeble loveliness. Neanderthal? – hell perhaps – simain certainly – but anyone with a nodding acquaintance with archeology will attest that Neanderthals were a possibly a sensitive and enduring species who ill-deserve our rather dismissive judgements of them, whereas certain of us chimps will hunt down little monkeys and devour them while they are still tepid.
Vote:December 28th, 2010 at 8:06 am
@LeeC, agree that Jacinda appears to have a very nice demeanor. Some who make less than flattering comments about her appearance might feel more at home looking at pictures of sour-faced lemon suckers.
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