Multi-purpose dolls
January 18th, 2011 at 10:00 am by David FarrarThe Age reports:
A bizarre decision to ride an inflatable doll down a flood-swollen Yarra River blew up in a woman’s face yesterday when she lost her latex playmate in a rough patch.
The incident prompted a warning from police that blow-up sex toys are “not recognised flotation devices”.
Police and a State Emergency Services crew were called to the rescue when the woman and a man, both 19, struck trouble at Warrandyte North about 4.30pm yesterday.
They were floating down the river on two inflatable dolls and had just passed the Pound Bend Tunnel when the woman lost her toy in turbulent water.
Now that would make a great You Tube video.
I know of the odd flat which has a sex doll (invariably students), but having two sex dolls is rare – perhaps they went out and purchased them just for the floods?
Tags: Fun Things
January 18th, 2011 at 10:05 am
I suppose it depends on how they were riding them.
Vote:January 18th, 2011 at 10:06 am
Are you saying philu is a student????
Vote:January 18th, 2011 at 11:00 am
I would have thought a decision to ride an inflatable ANYTHING down the flood-swollen Yarra River was just bloody stupid.
Great way to get your 15 minutes of fame. And widespread, posthumous recognition for yourself as a complete idiot.
Vote:January 18th, 2011 at 11:01 am
Did she end up going down on the doll?
Vote:January 18th, 2011 at 11:36 am
So were they riding them, or were they “riding” them?
Vote:January 18th, 2011 at 11:37 am
I would have thought a decision to ride an inflatable ANYTHING down the flood-swollen Yarra River was just bloody stupid.
Great way to get your 15 minutes of fame. And widespread, posthumous recognition for yourself as a complete idiot.
Completely agree, and with all the warnings to citizens to not be complete idiots around flood waters, chances are they have both received a substantial fine for their actions.
Vote:January 18th, 2011 at 11:49 am
RRM and Bev, I believe this was posted under FUN THINGS.
Hope your couch stays safe ,you live to be a 100 and make 12000 comments here, really make a contribution!!!!!!!!!
The article is even full of puns, “blew up in the womans face” “rough patch”
The Yarra is generally 3 inches deep most of the time
Vote:January 18th, 2011 at 11:49 am
Maybe they’re just pair of bloody morons who are wasting rescue services time while a killer flood is being dealt with.
Just a thought. But hey you got you 20 seconds of chuckle so what the hell.
Vote:January 18th, 2011 at 12:16 pm
Hot girl on doll action.
Vote:January 18th, 2011 at 12:32 pm
RRM and Bev, I believe this was posted under FUN THINGS.
Get fucked Paul, I have friends in the SES that have been risking their lives daily rescuing flood victims – the last thing they need is fucken retards like these two wasting the emergency services time rescuing them while there are genuine flood victims in need.
Hope your couch stays safe ,you live to be a 100 and make 12000 comments here, really make a contribution!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, my couch is safe – wish I could say that for all my friends.
Vote:January 18th, 2011 at 12:57 pm
Bev
get your hand off it you sad fuck, what these two did was no different from drunken behaviour any saturday night anywhere in the world,
all cops risk their lives daily etc etc, get off your couch and get over there and lend a hand in Queensland, help ya mates rather than using bandwidth here you humourless fuck.
If it was a major it wouldn’t have been posted here under fun things, get it, fun – fucking Labourite,,, Ther will be no fun unless we say so
Vote:January 18th, 2011 at 12:58 pm
Backpackers would probably pay close on $100 to ride an inflatable sex toy down the Shotover River. John Key is Minister of Tourism. Why didn’t he think of the idea first?
Vote:January 18th, 2011 at 1:30 pm
Love the opening epidode scene on a truckload of inflatable dolls and the Rapture from Six Feet Under.
Vote:January 18th, 2011 at 1:33 pm
Pauleastbay – yes it’s a fun things blog post. But the stupidity exhibited by the people in the story is very real.
I’m pretty sure the Yarra is a lot more than 3 inches deep at the moment. It will also be flowing rather faster than normal, and it will be full of large pieces of floating debris, and submerged obstructions just right for snagging passing humans and holding them underwater for a few days until the flow subsides…
Vote:January 18th, 2011 at 1:34 pm
get your hand off it you sad fuck, what these two did was no different from drunken behaviour any saturday night anywhere in the world,
Not sure if you realised, but there is a MAJOR FUCKING DISASTER happening in Australia at the moment, retards like this (and you it seems) thinks it is funny to waste the emergency services time, way to go genius.
all cops risk their lives daily etc etc,
Rest assured they dont enjoy risking their lives rushing into flood waters rescuing stupid idiots out for a laugh. There have been a hell of a lot of other people who have genuinely needed rescuing. Which is why dumb fucks like these two have been getting fined for wasting the emergency services time. Also the SES are not cops, they are regular men and women who VOLUNTEER to risk their lives to save people in trouble.
get off your couch and get over there and lend a hand in Queensland, help ya mates rather than using bandwidth here you humourless fuck.
You dumb dense fuckwit. I live in Brisbane, all weekend I’ve been helping people who have lost everything shovel mud out of their homes and basically throw their life out onto the kerbside. And yesterday I even sent in my application to join the SES – next time I may well be the guy risking my life to save fuckwits like this. So dont fucken tell me to get off my fucken couch.
If it was a major it wouldn’t have been posted here under fun things, get it, fun – fucking Labourite,,, Ther will be no fun unless we say so
Regardless of where DPF posted it, it doesnt detract that these two morons both put lives at risk so they could have a laugh! Calling me a Labourite huh? Fuck you are a moron. Does objecting to a couple wasting the emergency services time (and therefore tax payers money) make someone a Labourite does it. Fuck you really thought that one through didn’t you Einstein?
Vote:January 18th, 2011 at 4:11 pm
The thing about sex dolls is although they never get a headache, you do blowing them up.
Vote:January 18th, 2011 at 5:14 pm
Bev, you are legend, a sad legend but a legend, you’ll be a bundle of laughs on the abseiling course, hopefully you will get accepted for the emergency services and you will realise a sense of humour is imperative and also you can’t carry the burden for every death every disaster that occurs.
This is what emergency workers do, thats what they join for, not the overalls and the hard hat but to rescue fuck wits and get chicks after they have done the rescue and been on TV
The people involved in this rescue will be laughing their tits off ,
Vote:January 18th, 2011 at 5:46 pm
Bev, you are legend, a sad legend but a legend, you’ll be a bundle of laughs on the abseiling course, hopefully you will get accepted for the emergency services and you will realise a sense of humour is imperative and also you can’t carry the burden for every death every disaster that occurs.
All your opinion, on the other hand you have shown here what a complete and utter twat you are – no wait, a twat is useful and would actually know what balls are.
This is what emergency workers do, thats what they join for, not the overalls and the hard hat but to rescue fuck wits and get chicks after they have done the rescue and been on TV
Yeah they must love it, rescuing idiots from flooded waters that have already claimed 20 lives, pulling dead bodies from mud. Checking under debris for dead babies…. You have a very distorted view of what the SES does, and what type of person would volunteer – it is not some fucken Hollywood action movie.
Ive seen hard fucken SES guys crying their eyes out on TV lately, didn’t lok to me like they were in it for the glory.
The people involved in this rescue will be laughing their tits off ,
This from the article: “But, with Queensland in the grip of a deadly emergency and 50 rescues from flood waters around Victoria in the past week, police were not amused at the pair’s “stupid” actions.
”We’ve got people busy with rescues and to have to divert resources to that sort of thing is not ideal,” said Senior Constable Wayne Wilson
”Most rescue organisations would frown on people behaving in such a manner because there are people out there who are in genuine need of assistance,” he said.
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Oh yeah they are really laughing arent they. Surely they waltzed up to that flooded river, laughing at the danger… Fuck you are a moron!
Paul, you have shown here that you are a complete fucken tool – good on ya mate.
Vote:January 18th, 2011 at 8:38 pm
“Pound Bend Tunnel”, you couldn’t make this story up if you tried.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yarra_River
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