February 3rd, 2011 at 10:00 am by David Farrar
Media have now also asked Phil Goff who is on his list of five hottest women, and of course John Key’s list has gone global.
But why has no reporter asked Shane Jones for his five hottest women? 
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February 3rd, 2011 at 10:07 am
1) Jena Jameson;
2) Tera Patrick;
3) Porsche Lynn;
4) Desiree Costeau;
5) Bambi Woods.
[DPF: You typed that list off memory I reckon
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Vote:February 3rd, 2011 at 10:14 am
Could someone please ask the immediate past Prime Minister of their list of 5 hottest women
Vote:February 3rd, 2011 at 10:15 am
Shane was asked and responded in which position?
Vote:February 3rd, 2011 at 10:20 am
Shane would simply shake his head and hand over this link…..
http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2010/05/top_five_pornstars_at_the_exxx.php
Vote:February 3rd, 2011 at 10:22 am
“Shane would simply shake his head and hand over this link”
Was he shaking his head and hand at the same time?
Vote:February 3rd, 2011 at 10:22 am
If this is what politics is, then I want nothing to do with it anymore.
Vote:February 3rd, 2011 at 10:23 am
and then ask for a box of tissues.
Vote:February 3rd, 2011 at 10:24 am
Goff on the other hand would possibly go something like……
Vote:Helen
H2
King
Dyson (brrrrr)
Maryan
February 3rd, 2011 at 10:26 am
@excuseofpuppets – lighten up for Gods sake.
On the topic of hotness – as I get older more and more women move into the hot category in my eyes.
Vote:February 3rd, 2011 at 10:27 am
God typing that list made me feel ill…. I’m going home for the day
Vote:February 3rd, 2011 at 10:59 am
Well surely at the top of Phil Goff’s list will be Neelam Choudary.
If you remember he referred to her as “strikingly beautiful“.
Champion, that man Phil.
Vote:February 3rd, 2011 at 11:10 am
Wouldn’t that be the same list as Charlie Sheen’s girlfriends?
Vote:February 3rd, 2011 at 11:15 am
Helen Clark would undoubtably be at the top of Phil’s list, because she would destroy him if she wasn’t …
Vote:February 3rd, 2011 at 11:17 am
Manolo – ya beat me to it
i was thinking:
Sunrise Adams
Jenna Jameson
Devon
Teagan Presely
Bree Olsen – just a dirty dirty girl
and yes that was all from memory haha
Vote:February 3rd, 2011 at 11:33 am
Stoya
Sasha Grey
Jennifer White
Kasey Chase
Lexi Belle
Or so i have heard….
Vote:February 3rd, 2011 at 11:39 am
I dont mind me some lexi belle
sasha grey needs a wax!
Vote:February 3rd, 2011 at 11:51 am
Bloody hell Key will be a brave man to do that.
Vote:Here is the safe list.
The wife etc,etc,etc,etc,
February 3rd, 2011 at 12:21 pm
http://www.labour.org.nz/news/labour-leader-reveals-new-caucus-line-up
Shane Jones is at number 13
Vote:February 3rd, 2011 at 12:45 pm
I can just imagine it………..Phil at his desk staring glassy eyed at a picture of a reclining Helen.
A knock on the door jerks him back into reality & he stares at the tissues on the floor feeling the pangs of guilt & a wave of self disgust.
Vote:February 3rd, 2011 at 1:29 pm
Phil’s hot list:
Mrs Palmer, and her daughters.
Vote:February 3rd, 2011 at 6:10 pm
“But why has no reporter asked Shane Jones for his five hottest women?
”
Cause if you heat the pages from a Penthouse too much it sets off the hotel sprinklers?
Vote:February 3rd, 2011 at 6:41 pm
but wait..!..there’s more..!
key has done a nancy-boy-gay impersonation ..on a models’ runway….
..(so..that’s many women pissed off/disturbed by his hooker/cocktail waitress fantasies…
..and now he will have pissed off many gay voters…with this latest foot-in-mouth gay-bashing/scoffing-exercise….
..he’s going well so far..eh..?
phil(whoar.co.nz)
Vote:February 3rd, 2011 at 6:46 pm
Yer right Phool. I suspect he is going to piss off layabouts next by telling them to find a job.
What a cruel bastard Key really is.
Vote:February 3rd, 2011 at 6:59 pm
i told you..i don’t banter with racists…
phil(whoar.co.nz)
Vote:February 3rd, 2011 at 7:39 pm
Shane Jones probably wouldn’t know the names of his top 5. He’s interested in attributes other than their names…isn’t he?
Vote:February 3rd, 2011 at 7:46 pm
“i told you..i don’t banter with racists…”
Just because it happens to be government policy to employ a lot of them at WINZ offices does not mean you can use it as an excuse to avoid talking to them about finding work Phool.
Vote:February 3rd, 2011 at 7:48 pm
I don’t know, but according to this site, if he ever gives up troughing and fanstasising about Phil falling under a bus and decides to make a career out of his porn obsession, his name should be Tony Longbone.
Strangely, I put in Helen Clark’s and I got “Cunnie Lingus”. No, honestly.
Vote:February 3rd, 2011 at 8:11 pm
Nice one Rex.
I put your name in and got “Dr. Hardlove” or “Kinky Kitten” depending on gender.
Vote:February 3rd, 2011 at 8:12 pm
If you put Johnboy in you get “Jerry Jerksalot” or “Debbie Dildo”.
Vote:February 4th, 2011 at 9:25 am
But if you put her gender as male it comes back with Benny Backdoor. Go figure.
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