Caption Contest
April 15th, 2011 at 11:00 am by David Farrar
The photo is from The Press, and for those who can’t recognise him from that view, yes that is the PM (and Kate Wilkinson).
Captions below please – as always they should be funny and not nasty.
UPDATE: Some of my favourites to date are:
- Here do I swear
By hand and by mouth
Fealty to Gerry
King of the South. - Like this five times a day & no bacon sandwiches.
- Not to be outdone by Air New Zealand, Jetstar begins filming its new safety video.
- PM responds to Treasury advice on Superannuation.
- False alarm – it was just Gerry walking past.
April 15th, 2011 at 11:07 am
Because Key REALLY ducks for cover with Labour’s jibes…
Vote:April 15th, 2011 at 11:09 am
“PM demonstrates contact-lens recovery technique”
“PM recalls being caned”
“PM rejects notion that politics is all about arse covering”
Vote:April 15th, 2011 at 11:10 am
John Key demonstrates the position that Phil Goff should have taken in the Darren Hughes affair.
Vote:April 15th, 2011 at 11:11 am
Election year!
Vote:April 15th, 2011 at 11:13 am
PM demonstrates the future prayer postion for NZrs.
Vote:April 15th, 2011 at 11:13 am
Nanananananana, see no kids leaving for Australia and hear no kids leaving for Australia.
Vote:April 15th, 2011 at 11:14 am
thank God we are doing earthquake drills and not a chicken dance
Vote:April 15th, 2011 at 11:14 am
I really see no debt pile you kids have to pay back when you become a taxpayer.
Vote:April 15th, 2011 at 11:15 am
Labour bench reacts to Phil’s latest attempt at “sounding leader-ly”
Vote:April 15th, 2011 at 11:16 am
where the fuck is mecca?
Vote:April 15th, 2011 at 11:18 am
‘Key and friends give thanks to their Gods the media keeps ignoring real issues’
Vote:April 15th, 2011 at 11:19 am
The children couldn’t see that Helen Clark had entered the room.
Vote:April 15th, 2011 at 11:19 am
PM gets urgent text from Ken Ring
Vote:April 15th, 2011 at 11:22 am
“One day kids, you will be taxpayers. This is the position your government will expect you to take.”
Vote:April 15th, 2011 at 11:22 am
(love the kids’ expressions in the background)
Proving again he’s a people’s PM. Now he needs to prove he’s a country’s PM.
Vote:April 15th, 2011 at 11:26 am
The Prime Minister and Minister of Labour demonstrate the action song version of ‘My head hurts, my feet stink and I don’t love Jesus.’
Vote:April 15th, 2011 at 11:29 am
PM a jihadi, claims Labour: “We have the pictures!”
Vote:April 15th, 2011 at 11:31 am
Show us your birth certificate John…..
Vote:April 15th, 2011 at 11:31 am
Here do I swear
Vote:By hand and by mouth
Fealty to Gerry
King of the South.
April 15th, 2011 at 11:33 am
Like this five times a day & no bacon sandwiches.
Vote:April 15th, 2011 at 11:37 am
Young voters unimpressed by Govt action plan to halt escalating debt
Vote:April 15th, 2011 at 11:38 am
Not to be outdone by Air New Zealand, Jetstar begins filming its new safety video.
Vote:April 15th, 2011 at 11:41 am
Key tries to get his nickname changed from “smile and wave” to “duck and cover”
Vote:April 15th, 2011 at 11:48 am
John Key demonstrates one of the positions that are taught to all new choirboys…
Vote:April 15th, 2011 at 11:51 am
Evel Knievel prepares to make a comeback in a small way
Vote:April 15th, 2011 at 11:53 am
Kate Wilkinson shows off her brain removal scar.
Vote:April 15th, 2011 at 12:02 pm
“and then Allah walked into the classroom…”
Vote:April 15th, 2011 at 12:12 pm
“This is a party game we learned at Darren Hughes’ house the other night.”
Vote:April 15th, 2011 at 12:21 pm
Remember kids when you hear the nuclear bomb – duck and cover!
Vote:April 15th, 2011 at 12:21 pm
oh noes! trevor mallard!
Vote:April 15th, 2011 at 12:25 pm
school cleaning budget cut, PM demonstrates alternatives.
Vote:April 15th, 2011 at 12:33 pm
Femme Foetale
Vote:April 15th, 2011 at 12:35 pm
And when you grow up you can join our jihad against the poor.
Vote:April 15th, 2011 at 12:50 pm
The PM began to doubt the wisdom of his action the moment he heard the snap of a rubber glove behind him…..
Vote:April 15th, 2011 at 1:05 pm
National Standards a hit in primary schools
Vote:April 15th, 2011 at 1:05 pm
PM responds to Treasury advice on Superannuation.
Vote:April 15th, 2011 at 1:05 pm
Can’t beat a Catholic education.
Vote:April 15th, 2011 at 1:21 pm
PM Key demonstrates new initiative to use prisoners as bike racks on the new cycleway…
Vote:April 15th, 2011 at 1:28 pm
John Key demonstrating Labour’s answer to the global financial meltdown.
Vote:April 15th, 2011 at 2:26 pm
With Helun about to enter the building, John thought that he really should be prepared. . .
Vote:April 15th, 2011 at 2:27 pm
You’re only small, so I’ll make it easy for you to kiss my ass. Your parents don’t get this kind of consideration, they have to kneel.
Vote:April 15th, 2011 at 2:44 pm
Allahu Akbar
Vote:April 15th, 2011 at 2:56 pm
“Yes, yes you teachers can have a 5% increase. Now will you stop them singing…..!”
Vote:April 15th, 2011 at 2:58 pm
Simon Power offers to show Key and Kate his latest legal aid policy.
Vote:April 15th, 2011 at 3:07 pm
False alarm – it was just Gerry walking past.
Vote:April 15th, 2011 at 5:31 pm
“………and now, the proctocologist position.”
Vote:April 15th, 2011 at 5:32 pm
” But if the Labour front bench walk by, the position is sitting down.”
Vote:April 15th, 2011 at 6:30 pm
“Phark, one of these kids just farted when I mentioned their Principle”
Vote:April 15th, 2011 at 7:30 pm
Steve: Labour activists are the ones who drop their bundle when you mention principles. Kids drop their bundle when you mention Principals.
Vote:April 15th, 2011 at 7:31 pm
“Please! Please Mr armed gunman sir!….keep us but free the little ones,we will do anything you want,just spare them.We will……….ah Richard?…Richard Worth?!… is that you?!….(oh I’m really fucked now!)
Vote:April 15th, 2011 at 8:22 pm
This is the position The Business Round Table, Treasury and the Govt expect of future tax payers………….are you watching! Stop that talking! Pay attention!
Vote:April 15th, 2011 at 8:44 pm
I warned you that letting that open that fucking mosque would be a slippery slope. . . .
Vote:April 15th, 2011 at 9:05 pm
As Mulims flood into New Zealand, a new move is added into the the Haka, as demonstrated by the PM and his assistant.
Vote:April 16th, 2011 at 3:07 pm
Key and National MPs disguise themselves as Labour MPs listening to Phil Goff talk about leadership.
Vote:April 16th, 2011 at 10:32 pm
And keep curling your head around till you can kiss your ass goodbye.
Vote:April 18th, 2011 at 11:00 am
Key cowers to national standards fallout
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