Caption Contest

April 15th, 2011 at 11:00 am by David Farrar

The photo is from The Press, and for those who can’t recognise him from that view, yes that is the PM (and ).

Captions below please – as always they should be funny and not nasty.

UPDATE: Some of my favourites to date are:

  • Here do I swear
    By hand and by mouth
    Fealty to Gerry
    King of the South.
  • Like this five times a day & no bacon sandwiches.
  • Not to be outdone by Air New Zealand, Jetstar begins filming its new safety video.
  • PM responds to Treasury advice on Superannuation.
  • False alarm – it was just Gerry walking past.

 

 

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56 Responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. sbw (44 comments) says:

    Because Key REALLY ducks for cover with Labour’s jibes…

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  2. krazykiwi (9,186 comments) says:

    “PM demonstrates contact-lens recovery technique”

    “PM recalls being caned”

    “PM rejects notion that politics is all about arse covering”

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  3. metcalph (1,430 comments) says:

    John Key demonstrates the position that Phil Goff should have taken in the Darren Hughes affair.

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  4. DavidR (102 comments) says:

    Election year!

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  5. lofty (1,310 comments) says:

    PM demonstrates the future prayer postion for NZrs.

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  6. berend (1,709 comments) says:

    Nanananananana, see no kids leaving for Australia and hear no kids leaving for Australia.

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  7. jaba (2,142 comments) says:

    thank God we are doing earthquake drills and not a chicken dance

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  8. berend (1,709 comments) says:

    I really see no debt pile you kids have to pay back when you become a taxpayer.

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  9. Peter (1,712 comments) says:

    Labour bench reacts to Phil’s latest attempt at “sounding leader-ly”

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  10. jaba (2,142 comments) says:

    where the fuck is mecca?

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  11. Inky_the_Red (759 comments) says:

    ‘Key and friends give thanks to their Gods the media keeps ignoring real issues’

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  12. Fairfacts Media (372 comments) says:

    The children couldn’t see that Helen Clark had entered the room.

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  13. Nookin (3,344 comments) says:

    PM gets urgent text from Ken Ring

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  14. Short Shriveled and Slightly to the Left (786 comments) says:

    “One day kids, you will be taxpayers. This is the position your government will expect you to take.”

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  15. Pete George (23,564 comments) says:

    (love the kids’ expressions in the background)

    Proving again he’s a people’s PM. Now he needs to prove he’s a country’s PM.

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  16. Rob Hosking (77 comments) says:

    The Prime Minister and Minister of Labour demonstrate the action song version of ‘My head hurts, my feet stink and I don’t love Jesus.’

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  17. bearhunter (853 comments) says:

    PM a jihadi, claims Labour: “We have the pictures!”

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  18. Fisiani (1,039 comments) says:

    Show us your birth certificate John…..

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  19. Bernard Darnton (3 comments) says:

    Here do I swear
    By hand and by mouth
    Fealty to Gerry
    King of the South.

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  20. nasska (11,510 comments) says:

    Like this five times a day & no bacon sandwiches.

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  21. RRM (9,924 comments) says:

    Young voters unimpressed by Govt action plan to halt escalating debt

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  22. Enzo (45 comments) says:

    Not to be outdone by Air New Zealand, Jetstar begins filming its new safety video.

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  23. KiwiGreg (3,255 comments) says:

    Key tries to get his nickname changed from “smile and wave” to “duck and cover”

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  24. Tookinator (221 comments) says:

    John Key demonstrates one of the positions that are taught to all new choirboys…

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  25. Tookinator (221 comments) says:

    Evel Knievel prepares to make a comeback in a small way

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  26. Tookinator (221 comments) says:

    Kate Wilkinson shows off her brain removal scar.

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  27. Tookinator (221 comments) says:

    “and then Allah walked into the classroom…”

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  28. Put it away (2,878 comments) says:

    “This is a party game we learned at Darren Hughes’ house the other night.”

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  29. robcarr (84 comments) says:

    Remember kids when you hear the nuclear bomb – duck and cover!

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  30. Vinick (216 comments) says:

    oh noes! trevor mallard!

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  31. llew (1,533 comments) says:

    school cleaning budget cut, PM demonstrates alternatives.

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  32. adze (2,126 comments) says:

    Femme Foetale

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  33. toad (3,674 comments) says:

    And when you grow up you can join our jihad against the poor.

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  34. tom hunter (4,843 comments) says:

    The PM began to doubt the wisdom of his action the moment he heard the snap of a rubber glove behind him…..

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  35. max.auckland (5 comments) says:

    National Standards a hit in primary schools

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  36. freedom101 (504 comments) says:

    PM responds to Treasury advice on Superannuation.

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  37. Put it away (2,878 comments) says:

    Can’t beat a Catholic education.

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  38. ciaron (1,434 comments) says:

    PM Key demonstrates new initiative to use prisoners as bike racks on the new cycleway…

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  39. KevinH (1,227 comments) says:

    John Key demonstrating Labour’s answer to the global financial meltdown.

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  40. Komata (1,191 comments) says:

    With Helun about to enter the building, John thought that he really should be prepared. . .

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  41. Rex Widerstrom (5,354 comments) says:

    You’re only small, so I’ll make it easy for you to kiss my ass. Your parents don’t get this kind of consideration, they have to kneel.

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  42. Advocatus Diaboli (29 comments) says:

    Allahu Akbar

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  43. Macfre (22 comments) says:

    “Yes, yes you teachers can have a 5% increase. Now will you stop them singing…..!”

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  44. GPT1 (2,122 comments) says:

    Simon Power offers to show Key and Kate his latest legal aid policy.

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  45. Pete George (23,564 comments) says:

    False alarm – it was just Gerry walking past.

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  46. Don the Kiwi (1,757 comments) says:

    “………and now, the proctocologist position.”

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  47. Don the Kiwi (1,757 comments) says:

    ” But if the Labour front bench walk by, the position is sitting down.”

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  48. Steve (4,562 comments) says:

    “Phark, one of these kids just farted when I mentioned their Principle”

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  49. PaulL (5,981 comments) says:

    Steve: Labour activists are the ones who drop their bundle when you mention principles. Kids drop their bundle when you mention Principals.

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  50. James (1,338 comments) says:

    “Please! Please Mr armed gunman sir!….keep us but free the little ones,we will do anything you want,just spare them.We will……….ah Richard?…Richard Worth?!… is that you?!….(oh I’m really fucked now!)

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  51. Akldnut (20 comments) says:

    This is the position The Business Round Table, Treasury and the Govt expect of future tax payers………….are you watching! Stop that talking! Pay attention!

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  52. Lee C (4,516 comments) says:

    I warned you that letting that open that fucking mosque would be a slippery slope. . . .

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  53. Bobbie black (507 comments) says:

    As Mulims flood into New Zealand, a new move is added into the the Haka, as demonstrated by the PM and his assistant.

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  54. Richard Hurst (859 comments) says:

    Key and National MPs disguise themselves as Labour MPs listening to Phil Goff talk about leadership.

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  55. burt (8,270 comments) says:

    And keep curling your head around till you can kiss your ass goodbye.

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  56. Papatu (3 comments) says:

    Key cowers to national standards fallout

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