Caption Contest

The photo is from The Press, and for those who can’t recognise him from that view, yes that is the PM (and ).

Captions below please – as always they should be funny and not nasty.

UPDATE: Some of my favourites to date are:

  • Here do I swear
    By hand and by mouth
    Fealty to Gerry
    King of the South.
  • Like this five times a day & no bacon sandwiches.
  • Not to be outdone by Air New Zealand, Jetstar begins filming its new safety video.
  • PM responds to Treasury advice on Superannuation.
  • False alarm – it was just Gerry walking past.