Caption Contest
April 26th, 2011 at 1:00 pm by David Farrar
The President of Iran with National’s candidate for Wellington Central. Captions welcome below – funny, not nasty. Hat Tip: Dim Post
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April 26th, 2011 at 1:05 pm
“Why yes, I’m nationalising industries too.”
Vote:April 26th, 2011 at 1:07 pm
Warm greetings from the BlueGreen branch of Labour Lite and its leader Nick Smith.
Vote:April 26th, 2011 at 1:09 pm
Surprise new leader of ACT selected.
Vote:April 26th, 2011 at 1:18 pm
Following his introduction to the NZ First Leader, National’s new candidate for Wellington Central remarked. “In the flesh Winston looks nothing like his publicity photos.”
Vote:April 26th, 2011 at 1:20 pm
Well this is going to rival Phil Goffs hand holding with the worlds worst terrorist for coming back and biting in the ass.
Vote:April 26th, 2011 at 1:21 pm
“ive never shaken hands with a monkey before”
or
“the dude on the right needs to get some health in his diet”
Vote:April 26th, 2011 at 1:23 pm
dime which one is saying that first line?
Vote:April 26th, 2011 at 1:26 pm
” the suppleness of your hand reminds me of my 5th or was it my 6th wife”
Vote:April 26th, 2011 at 1:30 pm
David you’ll be fielding more nasty calls from National for this!
Vote:April 26th, 2011 at 1:49 pm
“Haha, no, don’t worry. My religion forbids my eating you.”
Vote:April 26th, 2011 at 1:51 pm
See no evil. See all evil.
Vote:April 26th, 2011 at 1:53 pm
President of Iran meets President of IveNeverRan
Vote:April 26th, 2011 at 1:53 pm
I was afraid the national party would give Helen the arse BUT hello anyway
Vote:April 26th, 2011 at 2:01 pm
I think Paul Foster-Bell is saying “did I ever tell you about the time I burned a copy of the Koran?”
Vote:April 26th, 2011 at 2:14 pm
PF-B: Is it true that you have an armoured dinner jacket?
Vote:April 26th, 2011 at 2:27 pm
Awkward moment in Tehran as Iranian President experiences orgasm due to touching another man’s hand
Vote:April 26th, 2011 at 2:28 pm
Paul 2 fathers maybe asking the little cretin how long his missiles would take to get to NZ
Vote:April 26th, 2011 at 2:28 pm
No Mr President in our country its the Green Party who think being stoned is OK.
Vote:April 26th, 2011 at 2:32 pm
I see you are quite gangster, I’m gangster too!
Vote:April 26th, 2011 at 2:42 pm
All that shit in your shoes hasn’t made you any taller, has it?
Vote:April 26th, 2011 at 2:50 pm
“Yeah I saw Danyl’s penguin video too, it’s a crack-up!”
Vote:April 26th, 2011 at 2:52 pm
Ah, Marmiteonmydinnerjacket
Vote:April 26th, 2011 at 2:58 pm
No doubt Neville was equally beguiled by Adolf’s warm smile
Vote:April 26th, 2011 at 3:03 pm
Envoy sent by John Key to assist plan for Nationals “Improvements” to “democracy” (and advice on best overseas banks to hide your money just in case the people don’t like your democracy)
Vote:April 26th, 2011 at 3:05 pm
So you are from New Zealand Mr Foster-Bell, do you know my NZ agent Luc?
Vote:April 26th, 2011 at 3:13 pm
Mr President, the free world only has one question for you, who’s taller, you or Sarkozy?
Vote:April 26th, 2011 at 3:22 pm
We fixed Ahmed Zaoui up with a kebab cart in Palmie … I reckon we could get you a spot on the waterfront.
Vote:April 26th, 2011 at 3:29 pm
Paper scissors rock – damn paper again, you’re good!
Vote:April 26th, 2011 at 3:40 pm
thankyou for allowing us to open up a embassy in your fine country Mr President. Our Ambassador, Penny Bright, will be here in a couple of weeks.
Vote:April 26th, 2011 at 3:50 pm
Jaba wins.
Vote:April 26th, 2011 at 3:53 pm
SCORE!
Vote:April 26th, 2011 at 4:28 pm
I’m sure I recognize him from somewhere… no, that was Angry Birds I’m thinking of.
Vote:April 26th, 2011 at 4:32 pm
MMMMMMMm!! your hands are as soft as Obama’s resolve!, lily white marshmallow man!
Vote:April 26th, 2011 at 4:35 pm
Anyone who shakes that hands of that man does not deserve to be the leader of a country
Vote:April 26th, 2011 at 4:36 pm
President: Ha. You think Don Brash practices ‘extremist’ politics’ !?
Vote:April 26th, 2011 at 5:35 pm
“I understand, Mr President, that there are no gays in Iran. I just need help reducing the number in Wellington by one…”
Vote:April 26th, 2011 at 6:01 pm
Jaba (3.40pm). Pure GOLD.
Vote:April 26th, 2011 at 6:34 pm
lofty @ 3.05
A clear winner
Vote:April 26th, 2011 at 6:40 pm
Paul, photo shopped with new friend.
Hi I’m the man from the Blue greens. About that oil!
Vote:April 26th, 2011 at 6:57 pm
Group photo of representatives from countries where there is no opposition.
Vote:April 26th, 2011 at 8:25 pm
“What a coincidence, Mr Ahmadinejab – our country is also led by a Jew.”
Vote:April 26th, 2011 at 8:25 pm
‘… and when you see Helen, tell her we are so glad she’s been promoted, lovely lady, absolutely lovely; someone after my own heart’
Vote:April 26th, 2011 at 8:33 pm
I can smell the Uranium on your breath!
Yeah true, but I can smell the Carbon on yours!
Vote:April 26th, 2011 at 10:01 pm
I say this with admiration but you really are a bastard DPF!
“Welcome to Evil Empire Mr Foster, enjoy this photo in your future political career.” Actually that’s not so much funny as true…
Vote:April 27th, 2011 at 2:57 am
Hi, I am gay.
Vote:April 27th, 2011 at 8:37 am
See more of Paul’s interesting adventures on his Flickr – http://bit.ly/hUhe5H
Vote:April 27th, 2011 at 9:05 am
Mr Ahmadinejab : “No! Please, please don’t eat me!”
Vote:April 27th, 2011 at 11:20 am
Beneficiaries? No, we have no beneficiaries in our country. Our way is much better than your social welfare state. I show you…
Vote:April 27th, 2011 at 12:58 pm
You look taller in your pictures…
Vote:April 27th, 2011 at 7:50 pm
“I’ve always admired the justice system in your country. You and Simon Power would get on like a house on fire”.
Vote:April 28th, 2011 at 8:35 am
“I heard your John Key was on Letterman. I only made it to that old guy with the googly eyes on CNN. I want to read the top ten ways to downfall a Zionist regime. Can you help me?”
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