The Budget Quiz

May 20th, 2011 at 9:13 am by David Farrar

Stuff has a Budget Quiz. I got 13.15 after correctly guessing Bill English’s tie colour.

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5 Responses to “The Budget Quiz”

  1. RRM (7,264) Says:

    Was it blue? (Sorry I cbf doing the quiz… )

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  2. homepaddock (414) Says:

    14 with several guesses which didn’t include Bill’s tie. I got that right by ruling out the wrong answers though the right one isn’t the one I’d use for the tie as it shows up on internet videos.

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  3. Michaels (1,304) Says:

    10/15. And in my defence I haven’t paid a huge amount of attention to it.

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  4. alwyn (171) Says:

    Oh God. I got 15.
    The budget isn’t that important.
    I have got to get a life!

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  5. Black with a Vengeance (1,105) Says:

    1) How big is this years tax shortfall after last year”s unaffordable cuts to the well off were made ?

    300 million
    600 million
    900 million
    1200 million

    2) What is the requirement for an MP to claim primary residence allowances for a house they don’t live in ?

    a quiet word in Key’s ear
    shhhhhhhhh…
    dont ask, don’t tell
    neither confirm nor deny

    3) How many jobs is the government going to create over the next 4 years ?

    none
    one
    two
    three

    4) When does the government expect Key to return to political anonymity ?

    2012
    2013
    2014
    2015

    5) What national body was fact checking treasury projections ?

    WTF
    STFU
    DPF
    FTW

    6) How many NZer’s are pissed off with the increased employee kiwisaver contributions ?

    1.7 million
    1.7 million
    1.7 million
    1.7 million

    7) What is the name of the bond to help Christchurch rebuild ?

    James
    Gerry
    My word is my…
    (Bond) age and discipline

    8 ) The government doesn’t have a shit show of selling OUR stake in any state owned companies.

    True
    False

    9) How much did the budget allocate for Gerry Brownlee’s lunch ?

    1.5 billion
    2.5 billion
    3.5 billion
    4.5 billion

    10) How many middle income families will no longer support the National party after changes to Working for families ?

    heaps
    shitloads
    truckloads
    sweet fuck all

    11) Which of the following isn’t included in Gerry’s lunch funding ?

    fruit
    veges
    pies
    kebabs

    12) Who really pays the tax on the increased Kiwisaver employer contributions ?

    the employee
    the employer
    the government
    the tooth fairy

    13) Why will these changes only come into effect in April 2012 ?

    Bill English is chickenshit
    John Key is chickenshit
    The government is chickenshit
    All of the above

    14) Where will the 170 000 new jobs the government says will be created come from ?

    Making Gerry’s lunch
    Cleaning up Gerry’s mess after lunch
    Pulled out of Gerry’s arse
    The bizarro universe the government exist in

    15) What colour was Bill English’s face as he delivered the budget ?

    smarmy
    arrogant
    obnoxious
    indifferent

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