Caption Contest
June 3rd, 2011 at 8:06 am by David Farrar
Peter Dunne “planking” on Backbenches. Good on him for taking up the challenge from a viewer, but nevertheless can’t resist a caption contest.
As always, funny not nasty please.
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June 3rd, 2011 at 8:08 am
This parrot is definitely deceased
Vote:June 3rd, 2011 at 8:08 am
Dumb Dunne’s Bums Done!!!
Vote:June 3rd, 2011 at 8:12 am
Peter Dunne goes to extraordinary lengths to show there are more ridiculous things about him other than his hair.
Vote:June 3rd, 2011 at 8:13 am
Dunne caught lying on the job.
Oops, I mean lying down.
Vote:June 3rd, 2011 at 8:20 am
Another proud moment for New Zealand politics. Thats not a caption, its an observation.
Vote:June 3rd, 2011 at 8:22 am
“This is another hair-raising stunt in my political career.”
Vote:June 3rd, 2011 at 8:24 am
Dunne falls asleep while listening to his own voice.
Vote:June 3rd, 2011 at 8:24 am
Despite high expectations, Dunne failed in his attempt to do a push-up using only his hair.
Vote:June 3rd, 2011 at 8:31 am
“When I find out who put super glue on this bench…”
Vote:June 3rd, 2011 at 8:31 am
Are those “lift” shoes that I see??????
Vote:June 3rd, 2011 at 8:32 am
Does anyone think that any Cabinet Minister in the UK or Australia, or a senior US politician if asked to plank on live TV would do so? This one tiny episode shows that we are not like these other countries. We are unique in our self deprecatory light hearted easy going way of life. We dont take ourselves too seriously. If we were any more laid back we would be horizontal.
Vote:Snapshots like that partly explain why it’s great to live in New Zealand. We live in a truly great place and we have great prospects led by John Key who, God and voter willing, is in charge of BUILDING OUR FUTURE.
June 3rd, 2011 at 8:33 am
Peter Dunne showing that hair out of his arse looks better than what is on his head
Vote:June 3rd, 2011 at 8:38 am
Rodders – might just have been hair product.
Vote:June 3rd, 2011 at 8:41 am
This won’t be so funny when the politically corrective police point out how culturally insensitive it is to press your private parts against a ‘food preparation or delivery surface’
Ohh! – what do you mean, I just did? Merde!
Vote:June 3rd, 2011 at 8:43 am
Yup – that’s definitely Peter’s better side.
Vote:June 3rd, 2011 at 8:43 am
You first Wallace, I’ll do ‘em second.
Vote:June 3rd, 2011 at 8:45 am
Plonking.
Vote:June 3rd, 2011 at 8:46 am
Dunne contemplates career opportunities post politics…possible occupation no. 1: Bicycle rack.
Vote:June 3rd, 2011 at 8:48 am
yet still not as wooden as hipkins
Vote:June 3rd, 2011 at 8:50 am
Dunne uses performance art when asked to sum up his political career – Sitting on the fence
Vote:June 3rd, 2011 at 8:56 am
“I just had the weirdest dream that I was having a sleepover at Darren Hughes place”
Vote:June 3rd, 2011 at 9:03 am
Peter Dunne responds to a question asking him his post election coalition negotiation position.
Vote:June 3rd, 2011 at 9:09 am
Free bar tab takes its toll.
Vote:June 3rd, 2011 at 9:12 am
No……still can’t see any 3D on that telly…….
Vote:June 3rd, 2011 at 9:18 am
“Oh sorry, I thought you said Dunne was a useless wanker”
Vote:June 3rd, 2011 at 9:31 am
Observing that voters were holding wooden stakes, Peter adopted a defensive pose.
Vote:June 3rd, 2011 at 9:34 am
For a man who owes his political career to a worm anything goes in election year.
Vote:June 3rd, 2011 at 9:35 am
Too plonked to plank
Vote:June 3rd, 2011 at 9:37 am
Fully Supported planker. No support party needed.
Vote:June 3rd, 2011 at 9:40 am
that’s it, I’m Dunne behead me now – I can’t live with this hair any longer…..go on do it….behead me damn you!!!
Vote:June 3rd, 2011 at 9:41 am
“…and that is how I had the stick put in my backside”
Vote:June 3rd, 2011 at 9:43 am
Bankbenchers Shandy too strong from some.
Vote:June 3rd, 2011 at 9:44 am
Plonker meets Planking
Vote:June 3rd, 2011 at 9:45 am
Dunne attempts to lure Hughes out from hiding.
Vote:June 3rd, 2011 at 9:47 am
Dunnes impersonation of Phil Goffs election chances.
Vote:June 3rd, 2011 at 9:47 am
Peter Dunnes perfects his cunningly devised election trap for Don Brash.
Vote:June 3rd, 2011 at 9:59 am
Dunne wishes Hipkins was as brash as Hughes.
Vote:June 3rd, 2011 at 10:01 am
Planking plonker pleases playmates
Vote:June 3rd, 2011 at 10:05 am
Peter Dunne vainly tries to reintroduce “The Worm”, his salvation in an election long long ago.
Vote:June 3rd, 2011 at 10:13 am
Wallace Chapman was impressed that Peter Dunne managed to drink Chris Hipkins’ beer without spilling it.
Vote:June 3rd, 2011 at 10:14 am
It must be an election year. Next up: Peter Dunne in a leather jacket jumping a motorcycle over a shark tank.
Vote:June 3rd, 2011 at 10:22 am
Dunne felt compelled to demonstrate Goff’s poll results
Vote:June 3rd, 2011 at 10:25 am
Having slid the length of the bar, Dunne managed to negotiate the final bend before colliding head first with the television.
Vote:June 3rd, 2011 at 10:45 am
“Gee this is easier then the cross arms of a power pole” cries possum head.
Vote:June 3rd, 2011 at 11:01 am
Thicker than the plank.
Vote:June 3rd, 2011 at 11:17 am
“Ok! get the lighter ready!!”
Vote:June 3rd, 2011 at 11:26 am
Are my feet bigger than Chris Hipkins’ ears?
Vote:June 3rd, 2011 at 11:27 am
All we need now is a exercise ball and it’s party time at Annette’s place!
Vote:June 3rd, 2011 at 12:18 pm
This is the technique by which Peter Dunne has sat on the fence for years without a trace of a sore behind.
Watch and learn.
Vote:June 3rd, 2011 at 12:22 pm
Planker is not as good as plonker for Helen’s DunneKey.
Vote:June 3rd, 2011 at 1:41 pm
Two planks together equals one thick plank
Vote:June 3rd, 2011 at 1:47 pm
“Wallace seemed less than enthused for his gift of the novelty politician shaped toast-rack.”
Vote:June 3rd, 2011 at 2:41 pm
United Future still flat-lining
Vote:June 3rd, 2011 at 2:56 pm
Dunne and dusted
Vote:June 3rd, 2011 at 3:12 pm
is it a bird, is it a plane … no it’s superman
Vote:June 3rd, 2011 at 3:18 pm
Bar meets bar
Vote:June 3rd, 2011 at 3:19 pm
eeewww whats that stringee thingee hanging out of his bottom?..shudder..
Vote:June 3rd, 2011 at 3:31 pm
Peter Dunne reenacts famous scene from American Pie
Vote:June 3rd, 2011 at 3:31 pm
Dunne is showing disturbing signs of having a personality
Vote:June 3rd, 2011 at 3:53 pm
Weird coincidence – just ran into Wallace on Queen Street. Goddam, you’d struggle to find a nicer fellow.
Vote:June 3rd, 2011 at 3:54 pm
Conan the Bar-bore-ian
Vote:June 3rd, 2011 at 6:23 pm
desperate and dateless Dunne offers doggy.
Vote:June 3rd, 2011 at 9:15 pm
God this is one boring spit roast !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vote:June 3rd, 2011 at 10:41 pm
Spot the twat.
Vote:June 4th, 2011 at 2:04 am
Silly middle aged white politician does a plank
Right – that’s killed planking then….
Vote:June 4th, 2011 at 5:51 am
Dunne renames new ‘Planking’ trend – ‘Troughing’.
Vote:June 5th, 2011 at 7:22 pm
Peter Dunne puts himself momentarilty through what a strand of his hair goes through in a 24 hr period
Vote:June 6th, 2011 at 2:11 pm
In an attempt to ensure cross-party support Peter laid down across the table.
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