Caption Contest

June 3rd, 2011 at 8:06 am by David Farrar

“planking” on Backbenches. Good on him for taking up the challenge from a viewer, but nevertheless can’t resist a .

As always, funny not nasty please.

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68 Responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. Lance (2,908 comments) says:

    This parrot is definitely deceased

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  2. pdm (707 comments) says:

    Dumb Dunne’s Bums Done!!!

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  3. George Patton (361 comments) says:

    Peter Dunne goes to extraordinary lengths to show there are more ridiculous things about him other than his hair.

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  4. Linda Reid (344 comments) says:

    Dunne caught lying on the job.

    Oops, I mean lying down.

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  5. Murray (8,803 comments) says:

    Another proud moment for New Zealand politics. Thats not a caption, its an observation.

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  6. TripeWryter (716 comments) says:

    “This is another hair-raising stunt in my political career.”

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  7. Rodders (1,756 comments) says:

    Dunne falls asleep while listening to his own voice.

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  8. Put it away (2,872 comments) says:

    Despite high expectations, Dunne failed in his attempt to do a push-up using only his hair.

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  9. Rodders (1,756 comments) says:

    “When I find out who put super glue on this bench…”

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  10. flipper (4,564 comments) says:

    Are those “lift” shoes that I see??????

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  11. Fisiani (1,071 comments) says:

    Does anyone think that any Cabinet Minister in the UK or Australia, or a senior US politician if asked to plank on live TV would do so? This one tiny episode shows that we are not like these other countries. We are unique in our self deprecatory light hearted easy going way of life. We dont take ourselves too seriously. If we were any more laid back we would be horizontal.
    Snapshots like that partly explain why it’s great to live in New Zealand. We live in a truly great place and we have great prospects led by John Key who, God and voter willing, is in charge of BUILDING OUR FUTURE.

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  12. Lipo (231 comments) says:

    Peter Dunne showing that hair out of his arse looks better than what is on his head

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  13. Put it away (2,872 comments) says:

    Rodders – might just have been hair product.

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  14. Yvette (2,866 comments) says:

    This won’t be so funny when the politically corrective police point out how culturally insensitive it is to press your private parts against a ‘food preparation or delivery surface’

    Ohh! – what do you mean, I just did? Merde!

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  15. Elaycee (4,484 comments) says:

    Yup – that’s definitely Peter’s better side.

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  16. starboard (2,597 comments) says:

    You first Wallace, I’ll do ‘em second.

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  17. East Wellington Superhero (1,139 comments) says:

    Plonking.

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  18. stu-tron (46 comments) says:

    Dunne contemplates career opportunities post politics…possible occupation no. 1: Bicycle rack.

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  19. Grendel (1,031 comments) says:

    yet still not as wooden as hipkins

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  20. Zapper (1,087 comments) says:

    Dunne uses performance art when asked to sum up his political career – Sitting on the fence

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  21. Put it away (2,872 comments) says:

    “I just had the weirdest dream that I was having a sleepover at Darren Hughes place”

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  22. Hagues (703 comments) says:

    Peter Dunne responds to a question asking him his post election coalition negotiation position.

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  23. Peter (1,753 comments) says:

    Free bar tab takes its toll.

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  24. slightlyrighty (2,125 comments) says:

    No……still can’t see any 3D on that telly…….

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  25. KiwiGreg (3,361 comments) says:

    “Oh sorry, I thought you said Dunne was a useless wanker”

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  26. tom hunter (5,135 comments) says:

    Observing that voters were holding wooden stakes, Peter adopted a defensive pose.

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  27. trout (976 comments) says:

    For a man who owes his political career to a worm anything goes in election year.

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  28. mikenmild (13,293 comments) says:

    Too plonked to plank

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  29. Viking2 (12,189 comments) says:

    Fully Supported planker. No support party needed.

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  30. corner-shop...not (16 comments) says:

    that’s it, I’m Dunne behead me now – I can’t live with this hair any longer…..go on do it….behead me damn you!!!

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  31. Short Shriveled and Slightly to the Left (743 comments) says:

    “…and that is how I had the stick put in my backside”

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  32. Peter (1,753 comments) says:

    Bankbenchers Shandy too strong from some.

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  33. Clint Heine (1,495 comments) says:

    Plonker meets Planking

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  34. Peter (1,753 comments) says:

    Dunne attempts to lure Hughes out from hiding.

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  35. Peter (1,753 comments) says:

    Dunnes impersonation of Phil Goffs election chances.

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  36. V (919 comments) says:

    Peter Dunnes perfects his cunningly devised election trap for Don Brash.

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  37. cabbage (457 comments) says:

    Dunne wishes Hipkins was as brash as Hughes.

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  38. mikenmild (13,293 comments) says:

    Planking plonker pleases playmates

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  39. Moist von Lipwig (11 comments) says:

    Peter Dunne vainly tries to reintroduce “The Worm”, his salvation in an election long long ago.

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  40. dave (823 comments) says:

    Wallace Chapman was impressed that Peter Dunne managed to drink Chris Hipkins’ beer without spilling it.

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  41. SHG (330 comments) says:

    It must be an election year. Next up: Peter Dunne in a leather jacket jumping a motorcycle over a shark tank.

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  42. Pita (318 comments) says:

    Dunne felt compelled to demonstrate Goff’s poll results

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  43. Pita (318 comments) says:

    Having slid the length of the bar, Dunne managed to negotiate the final bend before colliding head first with the television.

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  44. side show bob (3,410 comments) says:

    “Gee this is easier then the cross arms of a power pole” cries possum head.

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  45. Adolf Fiinkensein (2,780 comments) says:

    Thicker than the plank.

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  46. Shunda barunda (3,034 comments) says:

    “Ok! get the lighter ready!!”

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  47. Inventory2 (9,671 comments) says:

    Are my feet bigger than Chris Hipkins’ ears?

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  48. Peter (1,753 comments) says:

    All we need now is a exercise ball and it’s party time at Annette’s place!

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  49. RRM (10,463 comments) says:

    This is the technique by which Peter Dunne has sat on the fence for years without a trace of a sore behind.

    Watch and learn.

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  50. Mick Mac (1,091 comments) says:

    Planker is not as good as plonker for Helen’s DunneKey.

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  51. Viking2 (12,189 comments) says:

    Two planks together equals one thick plank

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  52. James (1,299 comments) says:

    “Wallace seemed less than enthused for his gift of the novelty politician shaped toast-rack.”

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  53. shoreboy57 (153 comments) says:

    United Future still flat-lining

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  54. Rod (180 comments) says:

    Dunne and dusted

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  55. cbm (8 comments) says:

    is it a bird, is it a plane … no it’s superman

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  56. lofty (1,333 comments) says:

    Bar meets bar

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  57. lofty (1,333 comments) says:

    eeewww whats that stringee thingee hanging out of his bottom?..shudder..

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  58. wat dabney (4,060 comments) says:

    Peter Dunne reenacts famous scene from American Pie

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  59. snowy (109 comments) says:

    Dunne is showing disturbing signs of having a personality

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  60. Ryan Sproull (7,497 comments) says:

    Weird coincidence – just ran into Wallace on Queen Street. Goddam, you’d struggle to find a nicer fellow.

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  61. Put it away (2,872 comments) says:

    Conan the Bar-bore-ian

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  62. Richard Hurst (991 comments) says:

    desperate and dateless Dunne offers doggy.

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  63. lilman (990 comments) says:

    God this is one boring spit roast !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  64. Jimbob (641 comments) says:

    Spot the twat.

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  65. Cactus Kate (538 comments) says:

    Silly middle aged white politician does a plank

    Right – that’s killed planking then….

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  66. Lee C (2,720 comments) says:

    Dunne renames new ‘Planking’ trend – ‘Troughing’.

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  67. RandySavage (223 comments) says:

    Peter Dunne puts himself momentarilty through what a strand of his hair goes through in a 24 hr period

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  68. Mark (427 comments) says:

    In an attempt to ensure cross-party support Peter laid down across the table.

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