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June 17, 2011 10:53am by David Farrar

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This photo from Waikato University is of Phil Goff doing “virtual pig shooting”. Captions to be funny, not nasty.

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labrator

And as a special surprise for you Mr Goff we’ve loaded up the “Te Atatu North” scenario, you may recognise the pig.
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June 17, 2011 11:01am
Nookin

“Now which one is our IT guy?”
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June 17, 2011 11:01am
williamleith

Phil had almost mastered not shooting himself in the foot.
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June 17, 2011 11:03am
Nick R

“Now – don’t shoot the foot… Don’t shoot the foot… Don’t shoot the… damn.”
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June 17, 2011 11:05am
Nick R

Or alternatively:

“Does it work on whales?”
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June 17, 2011 11:06am
Bevan

“Now which one is our IT guy?”

Mallard: “FUCK!”
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June 17, 2011 11:07am
Murray

Its a plastic fake.

The gun’s a bit dodgey too.
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June 17, 2011 11:08am
Adolf Fiinkensein

Just like a virtual leader leading a virtual party.
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June 17, 2011 11:10am
Put it away

First known case of mallard-hunting in self defence
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June 17, 2011 11:11am
Nostradamus

Phil Goff: Just quietly, Labour is a bit short of funds and policies at the moment. I think “Tap into our Expertise” would make a great election campaign message, and “going bush” is exactly what I intend to do when I lose the election. May I have your permission to borrow the sign?

Phil Goff: Is this what people meant when they said “heads need to roll” over the latest IT scandal?
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June 17, 2011 11:12am
Murray

Duck? Those are seagulls.
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June 17, 2011 11:12am
Vinick

You’re lucky to have a thirty second head-start, Mr Flatt.
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June 17, 2011 11:13am
KevinH

” I will be the leader of the Labour Party after November 26″.
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June 17, 2011 11:14am
Ed Snack

I’ll just wait until Darren’s head comes up again, and then…

But I like labrator’s entry, best so far.
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June 17, 2011 11:18am
jaba

mmm, this maybe a better option than having to fire the worst 30 performers in “my”caucus
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June 17, 2011 11:22am
Lazybum

Does this come with a balaclava, we are short of funds at present.
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June 17, 2011 11:23am
Put it away

Goff presents his argument against VSM to waikato students wishing to opt out
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June 17, 2011 11:25am
Elaycee

“Your IT guy did that??? Shit – you wouldn’t believe what mine did!”
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June 17, 2011 11:26am
Michaels

“MALLARD TIME”!!!
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June 17, 2011 11:27am
mikenmild

“Takes me back to the days when we had a Piggy in the House.”
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June 17, 2011 11:29am
Poliwatch

Hmm … this worked for Bainimarama
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June 17, 2011 11:30am
Cobolt

“Bugger this ban on Whale hunting”
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June 17, 2011 11:33am
earok

“Thar she blows, the great white whale!”
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June 17, 2011 11:34am
kaya

“It IS possible, Robin Bain did it…….”
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June 17, 2011 11:49am
ben

“Ah Freedom, at last we meet.”
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June 17, 2011 11:57am
ben

And the latest Nethooey nonsense: “Do we need rules for online behaviour?” Lousy, goddam, stinking, racketeering bastard bureaucrats spending my money to tell me what to do.
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June 17, 2011 12:00pm
Daigotsu

“Phil Goff ran away from even virtual firing a gun exposing him for the massive coward he is”
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June 17, 2011 12:14pm
Mike78

Oh so this is how you hold it , I keep aiming it at my feet.
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June 17, 2011 12:16pm
Peter

Just so long as it’s not a photo of Dazza handling his weapon.
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June 17, 2011 12:21pm
Steve

“Go ahead, make my day. I said make my day. Come on, please make my day”
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June 17, 2011 12:25pm
RRM

Step into my office, Mr Slater.

I’ve been expecting you.
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June 17, 2011 12:29pm
Don the Kiwi

“Is this how my hero Fidel holds his gun?”
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June 17, 2011 12:39pm
GPT1

Not so much a caption as an observation but Phil clearly hasn’t done a lot of shooting given that stance.
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June 17, 2011 12:45pm
ciaron

Guy in glasses: I think you’ll find you will get better results pionting it that way, Mr Goff.
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June 17, 2011 12:55pm
Roflcopter

Clare, mind checking the end of this thing to see if that’s a security hole?
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June 17, 2011 1:02pm
gravedodger

Shouldn’t I use the shotty with Flatt hiding among all the pricks from the substandard? I’ll never make the head shot with this.
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June 17, 2011 1:02pm
coventry

Are these standard UN issue ?
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June 17, 2011 1:06pm
jaba

bang
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June 17, 2011 1:14pm
ray

“Told you, I couldn’t hit a barn door”
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June 17, 2011 1:26pm
Steve Wrathall

Tax policy explained
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June 17, 2011 1:32pm
Diziet Sma

“Ah, now I’m in for a shot at winning”
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June 17, 2011 1:35pm
2boyz

“I wonder if i could get a gunrack for my Triumph, would certainly broaden my appeal”?
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June 17, 2011 1:43pm
cbm

Do you come here often?
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June 17, 2011 1:51pm
Michaels

“Damn that pig, he keeps hiding behind privilege.”
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June 17, 2011 1:58pm
cbm

what are you doing later?
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June 17, 2011 2:09pm
Zarchoff

Hello, we are from the Labour Party, give us all your money!
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June 17, 2011 2:13pm
gravedodger

Sorry to chip in Zarchof but old Ronnies quote smacked me one.
“Hi I’m from the government and I’m here to help”
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June 17, 2011 2:32pm
bka

Bugger the pollsters, and bugger the poll in November!
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June 17, 2011 3:41pm
George Patton

And this how you put a hole in your website that anyone can walk into….
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June 17, 2011 3:41pm
krazykiwi

Unable to give their policy away, Labour start forcing it on the voters at gunpoint
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June 17, 2011 3:45pm
Roflcopter

“Say hello to my little friend! No Darren, that’s not a cue for you”
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June 17, 2011 4:06pm
backster

NICKR the best.

Whale Oil smells another sporting challenge coming up.
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June 17, 2011 4:17pm
Right of way is Way of Right

Virtual ammunition? This will certainly reduce defence spending!
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June 17, 2011 4:38pm
Fisiani

Phil lines up the self serving unionists and gaggle of gays
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June 17, 2011 5:26pm
Michael

“If this is virtual shooting does that mean I’ve got to make sure Whale Oil can’t download my trophies?”
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June 17, 2011 5:54pm
Pauleastbay

“So, on 26 November I turn it around and pull the trigger, is that right?
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June 17, 2011 6:04pm
side show bob

“I told you I would be back Helen, Hasta la vista, baby “
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June 17, 2011 6:46pm
Richard Hurst

Goff spots untrustworthy incompetent idiot in mirror and tries to shoot him.

Leader of the opposition tries to be all that he can be.

Goff takes character assassination to a new level.
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June 17, 2011 6:51pm
Johnboy

“God Helen was right, it feels soooo good gunning down those feral inbreeds”.
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June 17, 2011 6:55pm
burt

OK, so this thing accurately fires a wooden stake for 50m ?
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June 17, 2011 7:52pm
burt

Goff desperately uses a gun to cover one of Clark’s never seen political campaign posters.
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June 17, 2011 7:57pm
burt

Humm… I was training Mallard yesterday – what’s going on!
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June 17, 2011 8:25pm
Nookin

“Put it down, now — and tell Johnboy to get his own damn barbed wire”
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June 17, 2011 8:33pm
Anthony

Every time I shoot John Key he seems to bounce back better than before.
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June 17, 2011 9:01pm
Hawk

Nice gun. This is slightly different to the one the brides father had at the wedding I was just at.
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June 17, 2011 9:47pm
adze

“Let’s see how that Cameron Slater likes having someone rifle through his private stuff…”
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June 17, 2011 10:18pm
KevinH

Yeah I used to be a Vietnam protester, but I really wanted to join the army. Funny that, eh.
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June 18, 2011 10:59am
GazzaW

“Do you really think that Hone will give us Te Tai Tokerau in exchange for twenty of these and forty blankets?”
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June 19, 2011 11:16pm

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