Caption Contest
June 17th, 2011 at 10:53 am by David Farrar
This photo from Waikato University is of Phil Goff doing “virtual pig shooting”. Captions to be funny, not nasty.
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June 17th, 2011 at 11:01 am
And as a special surprise for you Mr Goff we’ve loaded up the “Te Atatu North” scenario, you may recognise the pig.
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 11:01 am
“Now which one is our IT guy?”
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 11:03 am
Phil had almost mastered not shooting himself in the foot.
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 11:05 am
“Now – don’t shoot the foot… Don’t shoot the foot… Don’t shoot the… damn.”
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 11:06 am
Or alternatively:
“Does it work on whales?”
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 11:07 am
“Now which one is our IT guy?”
Mallard: “FUCK!”
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 11:08 am
Its a plastic fake.
The gun’s a bit dodgey too.
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 11:10 am
Just like a virtual leader leading a virtual party.
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 11:11 am
First known case of mallard-hunting in self defence
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 11:12 am
Phil Goff: Just quietly, Labour is a bit short of funds and policies at the moment. I think “Tap into our Expertise” would make a great election campaign message, and “going bush” is exactly what I intend to do when I lose the election. May I have your permission to borrow the sign?
Phil Goff: Is this what people meant when they said “heads need to roll” over the latest IT scandal?
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 11:12 am
Duck? Those are seagulls.
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 11:13 am
You’re lucky to have a thirty second head-start, Mr Flatt.
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 11:14 am
” I will be the leader of the Labour Party after November 26″.
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 11:18 am
I’ll just wait until Darren’s head comes up again, and then…
But I like labrator’s entry, best so far.
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 11:22 am
mmm, this maybe a better option than having to fire the worst 30 performers in “my”caucus
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 11:23 am
Does this come with a balaclava, we are short of funds at present.
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 11:25 am
Goff presents his argument against VSM to waikato students wishing to opt out
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 11:26 am
“Your IT guy did that??? Shit – you wouldn’t believe what mine did!”
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 11:27 am
“MALLARD TIME”!!!
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 11:29 am
“Takes me back to the days when we had a Piggy in the House.”
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 11:30 am
Hmm … this worked for Bainimarama
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 11:33 am
“Bugger this ban on Whale hunting”
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 11:34 am
“Thar she blows, the great white whale!”
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 11:49 am
“It IS possible, Robin Bain did it…….”
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 11:57 am
“Ah Freedom, at last we meet.”
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 12:00 pm
And the latest Nethooey nonsense: “Do we need rules for online behaviour?” Lousy, goddam, stinking, racketeering bastard bureaucrats spending my money to tell me what to do.
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 12:14 pm
“Phil Goff ran away from even virtual firing a gun exposing him for the massive coward he is”
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 12:16 pm
Oh so this is how you hold it , I keep aiming it at my feet.
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 12:21 pm
Just so long as it’s not a photo of Dazza handling his weapon.
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 12:25 pm
“Go ahead, make my day. I said make my day. Come on, please make my day”
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 12:29 pm
Step into my office, Mr Slater.
I’ve been expecting you.
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 12:39 pm
“Is this how my hero Fidel holds his gun?”
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 12:45 pm
Not so much a caption as an observation but Phil clearly hasn’t done a lot of shooting given that stance.
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 12:55 pm
Guy in glasses: I think you’ll find you will get better results pionting it that way, Mr Goff.
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 1:02 pm
Clare, mind checking the end of this thing to see if that’s a security hole?
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 1:02 pm
Shouldn’t I use the shotty with Flatt hiding among all the pricks from the substandard? I’ll never make the head shot with this.
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 1:06 pm
Are these standard UN issue ?
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 1:14 pm
bang
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 1:26 pm
“Told you, I couldn’t hit a barn door”
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 1:32 pm
Tax policy explained
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 1:35 pm
“Ah, now I’m in for a shot at winning”
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 1:43 pm
“I wonder if i could get a gunrack for my Triumph, would certainly broaden my appeal”?
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 1:51 pm
Do you come here often?
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 1:58 pm
“Damn that pig, he keeps hiding behind privilege.”
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 2:09 pm
what are you doing later?
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 2:13 pm
Hello, we are from the Labour Party, give us all your money!
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 2:32 pm
Sorry to chip in Zarchof but old Ronnies quote smacked me one.
Vote:“Hi I’m from the government and I’m here to help”
June 17th, 2011 at 3:41 pm
Bugger the pollsters, and bugger the poll in November!
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 3:41 pm
And this how you put a hole in your website that anyone can walk into….
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 3:45 pm
Unable to give their policy away, Labour start forcing it on the voters at gunpoint
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 4:06 pm
“Say hello to my little friend! No Darren, that’s not a cue for you”
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 4:17 pm
NICKR the best.
Whale Oil smells another sporting challenge coming up.
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 4:38 pm
Virtual ammunition? This will certainly reduce defence spending!
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 5:26 pm
Phil lines up the self serving unionists and gaggle of gays
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 5:54 pm
“If this is virtual shooting does that mean I’ve got to make sure Whale Oil can’t download my trophies?”
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 6:04 pm
“So, on 26 November I turn it around and pull the trigger, is that right?
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 6:46 pm
“I told you I would be back Helen, Hasta la vista, baby “
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 6:51 pm
Goff spots untrustworthy incompetent idiot in mirror and tries to shoot him.
Leader of the opposition tries to be all that he can be.
Goff takes character assassination to a new level.
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 6:55 pm
“God Helen was right, it feels soooo good gunning down those feral inbreeds”.
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 7:52 pm
OK, so this thing accurately fires a wooden stake for 50m ?
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 7:57 pm
Goff desperately uses a gun to cover one of Clark’s never seen political campaign posters.
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 8:25 pm
Humm… I was training Mallard yesterday – what’s going on!
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 8:33 pm
“Put it down, now — and tell Johnboy to get his own damn barbed wire”
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 9:01 pm
Every time I shoot John Key he seems to bounce back better than before.
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 9:47 pm
Nice gun. This is slightly different to the one the brides father had at the wedding I was just at.
Vote:June 17th, 2011 at 10:18 pm
“Let’s see how that Cameron Slater likes having someone rifle through his private stuff…”
Vote:June 18th, 2011 at 10:59 am
Yeah I used to be a Vietnam protester, but I really wanted to join the army. Funny that, eh.
Vote:June 19th, 2011 at 11:16 pm
“Do you really think that Hone will give us Te Tai Tokerau in exchange for twenty of these and forty blankets?”
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