Caption Contest
July 23rd, 2011 at 2:32 pm by David Farrar
From Gotcha. Fill in the paper for Trevor – funny, not nasty.
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From Gotcha. Fill in the paper for Trevor – funny, not nasty.
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July 23rd, 2011 at 2:36 pm
“I’ve got no idea why it keeps happening, here’s the master for our authorisation statement that we send to the printer with every ad… oh…”
Vote:July 23rd, 2011 at 2:43 pm
“And now reveal who you think is the weakest link”
Vote:July 23rd, 2011 at 2:47 pm
Here;
http://s2.postimage.org/svis3bdjx/Duck_Blank_560x746.png
Vote:July 23rd, 2011 at 2:47 pm
Is this flag white enough for the Whale V Duck cycle race?
Vote:July 23rd, 2011 at 2:50 pm
Here is our plan for New Zealand – should we be elected in November.
Vote:July 23rd, 2011 at 2:51 pm
Herewith, a list of my laudable personal traits
Vote:July 23rd, 2011 at 2:51 pm
Here is my list of reasons why I support Phil Goff as leader….
Vote:July 23rd, 2011 at 2:58 pm
Here is my list of reasons for not having extra marital affairs.
Vote:July 23rd, 2011 at 2:59 pm
Here is my list of strong points on why younger chicks think I’m macho.
Vote:July 23rd, 2011 at 3:01 pm
Sorry DPF, he just brings out the nasty in me.
Vote:July 23rd, 2011 at 3:11 pm
Here is the reason I bussed all three of my kids across town to school, while calling others who did this ‘zone cheats’
Vote:July 23rd, 2011 at 3:11 pm
Johnny’s in the basement
Vote:Mixing up the medicine
I’m on the pavement
Thinking about the government
July 23rd, 2011 at 3:19 pm
Here’s a list of donors to the Labour Party for this election
Here’s the detail on the Capital Gains Tax; see; I told you you’d be bored by it.
This is a list of MP’s who support Phil Goff’s leadership
Vote:July 23rd, 2011 at 3:22 pm
I’ve run the numbers and this spreadsheet printout clearly identifies the amount of Capital Gains Tax we expect to generate next year, should we cobble together a government this November.
Vote:July 23rd, 2011 at 3:27 pm
This is our consolidated bank balance
Vote:July 23rd, 2011 at 3:34 pm
This is a copy of my brain scan.
Vote:July 23rd, 2011 at 3:42 pm
“Help Wanted. Apply Here”.
Vote:July 23rd, 2011 at 3:43 pm
Promises Kept
Vote:July 23rd, 2011 at 3:54 pm
Here’s the sling I’m going to put my arse in when the Whale kicks the shit out of it.
Vote:July 23rd, 2011 at 3:56 pm
f..k all the cheerleading muppets on Kiwiblog
Vote:July 23rd, 2011 at 4:07 pm
Here’s a list of all the times that the muck we’ve slung has stuck to John Key
Vote:July 23rd, 2011 at 4:07 pm
“This is an image of the Labour Party think-tank”
Vote:July 23rd, 2011 at 4:08 pm
Muppet, muppet? What a funny little word. Wonder where it comes from?
Oh it’s trendy-speak amongst little lefty losers like RandySavage(19).
Vote:July 23rd, 2011 at 4:15 pm
RandySavage says “f..k all the cheerleading muppets on Kiwiblog”
Can work out which is more appropriate…
Vote:July 23rd, 2011 at 4:18 pm
“Look into my eyes, not round the eyes, in the eyes… you’re under. Now, the calculations which prove our CGT is fiscally sustainable are on this piece of paper, and you’re convinced… and… you’re awake”
(With apologies to Little Britain)
Vote:July 23rd, 2011 at 4:24 pm
Would you believe I dress myself every day?
Vote:July 23rd, 2011 at 4:27 pm
My blue shirt is my exit plan once we lose in november ’11.
Vote:July 23rd, 2011 at 4:36 pm
my name is Trevor
Vote:July 23rd, 2011 at 4:38 pm
“I pledge my support to Phil Goff as Leader” ……
“hey, what the …who put invisible ink in my pen?
Vote:July 23rd, 2011 at 4:39 pm
My policies are just like the rugby ball in the background – out of shape and not holding any air.
Vote:July 23rd, 2011 at 4:40 pm
“My IQ”
‘Ginger haired, red faced heavy drinker wanted to flat with Labour MP. Naked men need not apply.”
“Level of support our CGT has generated so far”
“Fashion help needed becuase I wear my tie so long it reaches past my honourable member.”
Vote:July 23rd, 2011 at 4:42 pm
Employment Wanted, anything considered, start December.
Vote:July 23rd, 2011 at 4:43 pm
The empty folders on my bookcase make me look important.
Vote:July 23rd, 2011 at 4:44 pm
“When you toss as much shit as randomly as I do, you need a man-sized piece of toilet paper”.
Vote:July 23rd, 2011 at 4:45 pm
this is a list of my esteemed supporters on kiwiblog
Vote:July 23rd, 2011 at 4:55 pm
Trevor picked up Winston’s NO sign on trademe and went mad with a twink bottle.
Trevor with a Helen Clark original, will he have to pay on sale under a CGT?
Trevor Mallard has taken to heart complaints in kiwiblog comments about National being to far to the left, and drafted some possible talking points for a grand coalition after November.
Vote:July 23rd, 2011 at 5:02 pm
Our internal polling shows this blank piece of paper would be more effective than anything we’ve tried in the last 32 months.
Vote:July 23rd, 2011 at 5:07 pm
He’s holding up a list of his achievements…….
Vote:July 23rd, 2011 at 5:12 pm
Trevor Mallard reveals Labour’s detailed campaign plan
Vote:July 23rd, 2011 at 5:16 pm
Nothings working.. so we are starting with this blank piece of paper.
Vote:July 23rd, 2011 at 5:23 pm
Mallard get his hands on what the National Party leadership let Zaphod Key know
Vote:July 23rd, 2011 at 5:25 pm
Trevor, not long after publicly backing Goff, holds up Phil’s “defend the CGT strategy” cue cards off camera.
Vote:July 23rd, 2011 at 5:26 pm
I Used to bullshit the leg off a horse. Now I am bereft of ideas.
Vote:July 23rd, 2011 at 5:28 pm
Yes
Vote:July 23rd, 2011 at 5:43 pm
Trevor Mallard’s good ideas.
Vote:July 23rd, 2011 at 6:16 pm
“Search for intelligent life within Labour party draws a blank”
Vote:July 23rd, 2011 at 6:20 pm
“Labour party press secretary reveals he has a problem shooting blanks”
Vote:July 23rd, 2011 at 6:32 pm
“Dunce”
Vote:July 23rd, 2011 at 6:32 pm
Does this look like me?
Vote:July 23rd, 2011 at 8:05 pm
27%
Vote:July 23rd, 2011 at 8:50 pm
Trevs fixed the Liarbore computer, no more leaking information, the printer has run out of ink.
Vote:July 23rd, 2011 at 9:49 pm
Vote Greens
Vote:July 23rd, 2011 at 10:04 pm
No
Vote:July 23rd, 2011 at 10:20 pm
“I’LL MAKE WHALE OIL BLUBBER!” (C’mon, someone has to be nice to Trev)
What do you get if you cross Trevor Mallard with Cameron Slater?………Moby Duck.
Vote:July 23rd, 2011 at 10:24 pm
Trevor shows off his small doodle.
Vote:July 24th, 2011 at 12:21 am
“Whaleoil, I am your father”
Vote:July 24th, 2011 at 9:28 am
This card records the ethical standards of the members of Labour’s caucus.
Vote:July 24th, 2011 at 12:21 pm
This is a picture of Clare Curran’s brain………….
Vote:July 24th, 2011 at 6:13 pm
Here’s a list of the reasons why I should be re-elected!
Vote:July 25th, 2011 at 9:38 pm
This plan is as HOT as my cycle pants…
Vote:July 26th, 2011 at 5:58 am
What do you call the Treaty of Waitangi in a hotwash? Problem solved
(Just as a note, I do not advocate putting the Treaty of Waitangi in a hotwash)
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