From Gotcha. Fill in the paper for Trevor – funny, not nasty.
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“I’ve got no idea why it keeps happening, here’s the master for our authorisation statement that we send to the printer with every ad… oh…”
“And now reveal who you think is the weakest link”
Is this flag white enough for the Whale V Duck cycle race?
Here is our plan for New Zealand – should we be elected in November.
Herewith, a list of my laudable personal traits
Here is my list of reasons why I support Phil Goff as leader….
Here is my list of reasons for not having extra marital affairs.
Here is my list of strong points on why younger chicks think I’m macho.
Sorry DPF, he just brings out the nasty in me.
Here is the reason I bussed all three of my kids across town to school, while calling others who did this ‘zone cheats’
Johnny’s in the basement
Mixing up the medicine
I’m on the pavement
Thinking about the government
Here’s a list of donors to the Labour Party for this election
Here’s the detail on the Capital Gains Tax; see; I told you you’d be bored by it.
This is a list of MP’s who support Phil Goff’s leadership
I’ve run the numbers and this spreadsheet printout clearly identifies the amount of Capital Gains Tax we expect to generate next year, should we cobble together a government this November.
This is our consolidated bank balance
This is a copy of my brain scan.
“Help Wanted. Apply Here”.
Here’s the sling I’m going to put my arse in when the Whale kicks the shit out of it.
f..k all the cheerleading muppets on Kiwiblog
Here’s a list of all the times that the muck we’ve slung has stuck to John Key
“This is an image of the Labour Party think-tank”
Muppet, muppet? What a funny little word. Wonder where it comes from?
Oh it’s trendy-speak amongst little lefty losers like RandySavage(19).
RandySavage says “f..k all the cheerleading muppets on Kiwiblog”
Can work out which is more appropriate…
20 points – abusive language
10 points – posting off topic
“Look into my eyes, not round the eyes, in the eyes… you’re under. Now, the calculations which prove our CGT is fiscally sustainable are on this piece of paper, and you’re convinced… and… you’re awake”
(With apologies to Little Britain)
Would you believe I dress myself every day?
My blue shirt is my exit plan once we lose in november ’11.
my name is Trevor
“I pledge my support to Phil Goff as Leader” ……
“hey, what the …who put invisible ink in my pen?
My policies are just like the rugby ball in the background – out of shape and not holding any air.
‘Ginger haired, red faced heavy drinker wanted to flat with Labour MP. Naked men need not apply.”
“Level of support our CGT has generated so far”
“Fashion help needed becuase I wear my tie so long it reaches past my honourable member.”
Employment Wanted, anything considered, start December.
The empty folders on my bookcase make me look important.
“When you toss as much shit as randomly as I do, you need a man-sized piece of toilet paper”.
this is a list of my esteemed supporters on kiwiblog
Trevor picked up Winston’s NO sign on trademe and went mad with a twink bottle.
Trevor with a Helen Clark original, will he have to pay on sale under a CGT?
Trevor Mallard has taken to heart complaints in kiwiblog comments about National being to far to the left, and drafted some possible talking points for a grand coalition after November.
Our internal polling shows this blank piece of paper would be more effective than anything we’ve tried in the last 32 months.
He’s holding up a list of his achievements…….
Trevor Mallard reveals Labour’s detailed campaign plan
Nothings working.. so we are starting with this blank piece of paper.
Mallard get his hands on what the National Party leadership let Zaphod Key know
Trevor, not long after publicly backing Goff, holds up Phil’s “defend the CGT strategy” cue cards off camera.
I Used to bullshit the leg off a horse. Now I am bereft of ideas.
Trevor Mallard’s good ideas.
“Search for intelligent life within Labour party draws a blank”
“Labour party press secretary reveals he has a problem shooting blanks”
Does this look like me?
Trevs fixed the Liarbore computer, no more leaking information, the printer has run out of ink.
“I’LL MAKE WHALE OIL BLUBBER!” (C’mon, someone has to be nice to Trev)
What do you get if you cross Trevor Mallard with Cameron Slater?………Moby Duck.
Trevor shows off his small doodle.
“Whaleoil, I am your father”
This card records the ethical standards of the members of Labour’s caucus.
This is a picture of Clare Curran’s brain………….
Here’s a list of the reasons why I should be re-elected!
This plan is as HOT as my cycle pants…
What do you call the Treaty of Waitangi in a hotwash? Problem solved
(Just as a note, I do not advocate putting the Treaty of Waitangi in a hotwash)
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