Caption Contest
August 21st, 2011 at 10:26 am by David Farrar
Not picking on Phil, but this photo from the SST is just too good to resist.
Captions should be funny, not nasty, please.
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August 21st, 2011 at 10:37 am
Unfortunately the batteries in Phil Goff’s hearing aid were flat when he heeded advice to “Rein in John Key”…
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 10:41 am
Now I know Phill must be one of the three, but who is the guy in the middle?
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 10:42 am
Mr Goff has the backing of all shades of opinion within the party…
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 10:44 am
Mr Goff fails in his attempt to show the upcoming election is not a one horse race.
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 10:46 am
Goff get’s the better of right wing bloggers David & Cameron.
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 10:50 am
Spot the ass.
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 10:50 am
Brown Donkey: “Who’s doing the hee-haw-ing ?”
Grey Donkey: “The he whore in the middle.”
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 10:51 am
The Labour leadership race hots up.
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 10:54 am
Cunliffe & Parker stand by their leader…
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 10:54 am
” I caught these two donkeys in the ACT on parliament steps.”
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 10:55 am
Goff chooses his coaltion partners for the next government.
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 10:57 am
The left right and centre of the Labour Party
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 10:57 am
“He aw….He aw……He awlways calls me donkey”.
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 11:02 am
One’s called Hone and the other is called Winston. I assume they will make an ass out of u and me.
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 11:04 am
The time Phil Goff laughed his asses off.
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 11:10 am
I’d like to introduce my top political advisers to the nation. They tell me what to say and do at our daily morning briefings. We thought it would be helpful if the nation got to understand their and consequently, my, thinking. Go ahead, ask them anything.
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 11:18 am
Lets stop Don-Key running loose
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 11:20 am
Mr Goff put a positive spin on the situation, stating that he preferred to view the area between the animals as a donkey gap, rather than an asshole.
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 11:25 am
“Kiss My Ass!”
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 11:27 am
The ASS and his Masters
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 11:28 am
An ASS and two donkeys
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 11:29 am
Jon Keys and their master
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 11:29 am
Labour unveils their transport policy for 2011.
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 11:29 am
Three asses
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 11:29 am
Goff has gone up market. An improvement on being latched onto a PLO leader.
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 11:30 am
Braying like an ass, but the donkeys are not amused
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 11:31 am
Mr Goff out in the country, only thing missing is the Duck but he’s squashed on Bucklands Beach Road.
Vote:Oh Dear, Never Mind
August 21st, 2011 at 11:32 am
We will never go into a contract with BMW
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 11:36 am
Goofy takes populist turn, grabs photo op with piece of local ass
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 11:37 am
Phil Goff poses with top members of his caucus.
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 11:38 am
“See? I told you I was the biggest ass around…. “
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 11:41 am
Cunliffe and Parker in show of solidarity with Goff.
Labour announce new tax policy (Phil Goff pictured centre)
Goff unveils star candidates in list revamp
Goffice staffers pose in media op for leader.
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 11:46 am
Pinocchio and friends on Pleasure Island
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 11:48 am
Phil and Jacinta unveil secret love child
[[DPF: 20 demerits]
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 11:51 am
The biggest line up of asses since the 1972 Taihape A&P Show.
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 12:13 pm
The two labour front benchers struggling to drag some old donkey to the knackers yard.
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 12:13 pm
That’s one more hairy ass than a Darren Hughes sleepover.
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 12:13 pm
Phil Goff and his shadow cabinet
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 12:27 pm
Expert panel for the Capital Gains Tax
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 12:28 pm
Voters survey the options to the left and right of Labour
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 12:31 pm
Still grinning with triumph at the entrance to the glue factory, Phil had not yet realised that Michael and Helen might have led him there.
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 1:19 pm
Phil,thinking Animal Farm was a training manual ,decided to set up his own version. But how many sheep will vote for him?
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 1:29 pm
Muléage à trois
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 1:37 pm
Whaddya mean, that photo of Don Brash walking the plank in 2005? Ooooohhh SHIT; Francesca; get me outta here!
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 1:58 pm
Let me introduce you to Annette and Shane
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 2:16 pm
Goff introduces fresh talent to Labour caucus.
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 2:53 pm
Phil Goff begins courting United Future.
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 3:16 pm
“A team of wild horses couldn’t make me resign the leadership of the Labour Party!”
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 3:25 pm
Goff makes light of his dupicity over his role in partially soiled state asses.
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 3:38 pm
I thought Silent-T said these were horses.
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 4:10 pm
HEE HAW HEE HAW — This is our new policy
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 4:19 pm
Phil Goff tries to revive the ‘DonKey’ meme from 2005 (he thought it was really funny).
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 4:25 pm
He who is born a mule can never be a horse. –Corsican Proverb
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 4:40 pm
My own worst enemies: Colmar and Brunton.
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 4:59 pm
C’mon boys, bray along with me. And a
Vote:onehee and atwohaw and aoneheeeeetwohawwwwwthreehawwwwwwwwwwwww.August 21st, 2011 at 5:06 pm
Is that out tonight..?
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 6:13 pm
Darren told me I could improve my support from the rainbow sector if I went cruising for some ass.
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 6:24 pm
Photo opp with the CEOs of telecom and adiddas
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 6:52 pm
Phil shares a joke with his strategists.
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 7:15 pm
I should have taken these two to Ellerslie when Labour had their get together in the Carbine Room on Pakuranga Hunt day.
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 7:38 pm
Neither of the two top candidate handlers for the Democratric Party of the USA were known for any association with a losing campaign and would only work for Goff on condition of total anonymity – their code names were Hee and Haw.
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 8:33 pm
[[DPF: 20 demerits]
WTF??? There are heaps comparing the donkeys to other politicians…
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 8:35 pm
Left donkey wins charisma competition.
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 8:35 pm
ass for days
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 8:53 pm
We make up all our policies on the hoof
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 9:13 pm
My own worst enemies: Colmar and Brunton.
Is that out tonight..?
YES. National 56, Labour 30. And TV3 has National 54, Labour 28.8.
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 9:13 pm
Phil Goff test driving the greens new limos
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 9:36 pm
A bare-faced liar who voted to suppress the feedom of speech and legitimisation of the theft of taxpayer money standing between two donkeys with a stupid look on his face.
Vote:August 21st, 2011 at 10:04 pm
Donkey 1 is named “Rock”
Donkey 2 is named “A Hard Place”
Phil is betwixt
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Goff Unveils Labour’s Public Transport Policy Initiative
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Labour Leader Shows His Ass To The Media
Vote:August 22nd, 2011 at 10:28 am
Sancho Panza shortly after campaign launch…
Vote:August 22nd, 2011 at 12:54 pm
OK, OK you insisted – this is H1 & H2 without the help of the normal photo-shop alterations.
Vote:August 22nd, 2011 at 1:49 pm
Phil Goff poses with two other former Labour party leaders?
Vote:August 22nd, 2011 at 6:37 pm
Goff reacquaintes with Losing 2005 National election Team Don and Key
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