Caption Contest

August 29th, 2011 at 7:00 am by David Farrar

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30 Responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. Viking2 (9,611) Says:

    The Last Mile.

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  2. eszett (2,025) Says:

    What? With these groceries and fuel prices, you just need a second job.

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  3. berend (1,423) Says:

    No, fibre not coming to South Auckland anytime soon.

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  4. Positan (352) Says:

    Parliament’s superannuation scheme demands new obligations.

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  5. DeepScience (73) Says:

    New Zealand: 5 guys standing around and 1 guy in the hole

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  6. Rodders (1,790) Says:

    Is that Phil Goff digging in the hole?

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  7. Brian Smaller (3,835) Says:

    Steven Joyce begins to roll out fibre cable to Mangamahu Valley….Nah, just kidding. Chester has too safe a seat for that so we will take their votes for granted.

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  8. tom hunter (3,852) Says:

    We’re not Keynesians. We fill holes with fibre optics, not cash!

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  9. Razork (374) Says:

    Mark Sainsbury gets new job with lines company.

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  10. Put it away (2,887) Says:

    Don said I should try “laying some pipe”

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  11. Peter (1,135) Says:

    Have we given Phil enough rope to hang himself, yet?

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  12. Don the Kiwi (984) Says:

    “Check out my built-in Hard Hat!”

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  13. big bruv (11,255) Says:

    Is that Kris Fa’afoi standing behind Joyce?

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  14. PaulP (89) Says:

    Laying a cable never felt so good

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  15. george (398) Says:

    How much is this gonna cost?
    How long is a piece of string?

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  16. Brian Smaller (3,835) Says:

    Heck, Grizz has sure put on some beef.

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  17. Monique Watson (1,048) Says:

    I always get to hold Gerry’s tubing when he performs a colonoscopy.

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  18. sbw (44) Says:

    After a big Tikka Masala, Joyce needs the help of a few mates to lay a good cable

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  19. BeaB (1,639) Says:

    Holding the thin blue line.

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  20. Peter (1,135) Says:

    “Well, the internets is a series of tubes. We are laying the tubes, so people can go on the internets more”

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  21. adze (1,463) Says:

    Joyce: From media cabal to comms cable

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  22. Don the Kiwi (984) Says:

    ‘Dunno what we’re fishing for, but with the size of the line, it must be a fuckin’ big taniwha.”

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  23. bka (132) Says:

    “I told them OSH wouldn’t notice the missing helmet. “

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  24. Bill Bennett (24) Says:

    I think that’s my photograph.

    Don’t worry, I’m not planning to get crabby about it. However, I’d be interested to know where you found it.

    [DPF: A reader e-mailed it to me with the suggestion of a caption contest.]

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  25. ivorytowerkiwi (10) Says:

    “Just keeping to the party line”

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  26. Someone Else (140) Says:

    Government integrated infrastructure policy takes it one step too far at public launch of colonoscopy program.

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  27. side show bob (3,660) Says:

    “Man that’s some damn sum-bitch turd in there, bloody hate these labour shit house jobs”

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  28. wikiriwhis business (1,301) Says:

    “With the extra gay vote we can win the house”

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  29. Right of way is Way of Right (1,056) Says:

    Steven Joyce readies “worm” for Phil Goff’s upcoming debate!

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  30. hj (4,089) Says:

    What is more important for the average Kiwi: a garden or broadband?

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