August 29th, 2011 at 7:00 am by David Farrar

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caption contest,
Steven Joyce
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August 29th, 2011 at 7:10 am
The Last Mile.
Vote:August 29th, 2011 at 7:25 am
What? With these groceries and fuel prices, you just need a second job.
Vote:August 29th, 2011 at 7:30 am
No, fibre not coming to South Auckland anytime soon.
Vote:August 29th, 2011 at 7:34 am
Parliament’s superannuation scheme demands new obligations.
Vote:August 29th, 2011 at 7:35 am
New Zealand: 5 guys standing around and 1 guy in the hole
Vote:August 29th, 2011 at 7:39 am
Is that Phil Goff digging in the hole?
Vote:August 29th, 2011 at 7:49 am
Steven Joyce begins to roll out fibre cable to Mangamahu Valley….Nah, just kidding. Chester has too safe a seat for that so we will take their votes for granted.
Vote:August 29th, 2011 at 7:50 am
We’re not Keynesians. We fill holes with fibre optics, not cash!
Vote:August 29th, 2011 at 7:56 am
Mark Sainsbury gets new job with lines company.
Vote:August 29th, 2011 at 8:02 am
Don said I should try “laying some pipe”
Vote:August 29th, 2011 at 8:07 am
Have we given Phil enough rope to hang himself, yet?
Vote:August 29th, 2011 at 8:11 am
“Check out my built-in Hard Hat!”
Vote:August 29th, 2011 at 8:12 am
Is that Kris Fa’afoi standing behind Joyce?
Vote:August 29th, 2011 at 8:21 am
Laying a cable never felt so good
Vote:August 29th, 2011 at 8:22 am
How much is this gonna cost?
Vote:How long is a piece of string?
August 29th, 2011 at 8:24 am
Heck, Grizz has sure put on some beef.
Vote:August 29th, 2011 at 8:26 am
I always get to hold Gerry’s tubing when he performs a colonoscopy.
Vote:August 29th, 2011 at 8:51 am
After a big Tikka Masala, Joyce needs the help of a few mates to lay a good cable
Vote:August 29th, 2011 at 8:59 am
Holding the thin blue line.
Vote:August 29th, 2011 at 9:00 am
“Well, the internets is a series of tubes. We are laying the tubes, so people can go on the internets more”
Vote:August 29th, 2011 at 9:41 am
Joyce: From media cabal to comms cable
Vote:August 29th, 2011 at 10:48 am
‘Dunno what we’re fishing for, but with the size of the line, it must be a fuckin’ big taniwha.”
Vote:August 29th, 2011 at 10:58 am
“I told them OSH wouldn’t notice the missing helmet. “
Vote:August 29th, 2011 at 11:57 am
I think that’s my photograph.
Don’t worry, I’m not planning to get crabby about it. However, I’d be interested to know where you found it.
[DPF: A reader e-mailed it to me with the suggestion of a caption contest.]
Vote:August 29th, 2011 at 3:18 pm
“Just keeping to the party line”
Vote:August 29th, 2011 at 3:44 pm
Government integrated infrastructure policy takes it one step too far at public launch of colonoscopy program.
Vote:August 29th, 2011 at 4:21 pm
“Man that’s some damn sum-bitch turd in there, bloody hate these labour shit house jobs”
Vote:August 29th, 2011 at 5:48 pm
“With the extra gay vote we can win the house”
Vote:August 29th, 2011 at 7:13 pm
Steven Joyce readies “worm” for Phil Goff’s upcoming debate!
Vote:August 29th, 2011 at 7:43 pm
What is more important for the average Kiwi: a garden or broadband?
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