The Dom Post reports:
Prime Minister John Key and his diplomatic protection squad entourage were among the first on the scene of an assault in central Wellington early this morning.
Key and his police protection had been out for a run when they were returning to Parliament about 6.30am.
They stumbled on a person lying on the ground in Bowen Street with a group of people gathered around.
“I obviously suggested to my police officers that I thought we should stop and provide assistance.”
This story is just another example of the Murdoch controlled lazy incompetent left-hating media not doing their job.
If they were true journalists they would have discovered that the entire scene was engineered by Crosby Textor to provide a good news story, and show the PM as fit and healthy on his 50th birthday.Tags: Satire