Caption Contest

September 22nd, 2011 at 7:00 am by David Farrar

Phil Goff and Chris Hipkins with Issy from New Zealand’s Next Top Model.

Captions should be funny, not nasty.

40 Responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. Inventory2 (11,756 comments) says:

    Deciding that Chris Hipkins wasn’t cutting it for the yoof vote, Phil Goff introduced Labour’s new youngest candidate…

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  2. Inventory2 (11,756 comments) says:

    “I was in Parliament long before either of you two young’uns were born”

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  3. eszett (2,960 comments) says:

    And Labour’s Next Top Leader is…..

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  4. burt (10,544 comments) says:

    The Helen Clark photo-shop that just went too far for the 2008 election.

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  5. KiwiGreg (3,556 comments) says:

    Only one of these people will be in parliament next year.

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  6. KiwiGreg (3,556 comments) says:

    @ burt is Helen the one on the left?

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  7. Jinky (197 comments) says:

    Goofy hoping that winning is contagious

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  8. Grendel (1,059 comments) says:

    Labours spot the air head quiz is not generating the results desired.

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  9. grumpy (288 comments) says:

    Another “strikingly attractive”party volunteer…….

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  10. Scott Chris (7,531 comments) says:

    Labour’s economic model personified.

    Attractive and naive.

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  11. KiwiGreg (3,556 comments) says:

    Two of these people are complete airheads, the other is a model.

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  12. KiwiGreg (3,556 comments) says:

    oops stole yours soz grendel

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  13. James Stephenson (2,934 comments) says:

    Cross promotion of Next Top Model with Biggest Loser not such a good idea…

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  14. nasska (16,079 comments) says:

    Phil & Chris realise that finding a replacement for Helen will be tough.

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  15. Brian Smaller (4,302 comments) says:

    Instead of A Rose between Thorns, how about A Rose between Little Pricks.

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  16. Bed Rater (239 comments) says:

    DPF you need to change your usual warning on these, should read “Captions should be funny, not shit”

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  17. Scott Chris (7,531 comments) says:

    Brian Smaller

    Lol. How about “Beauty and folly are old companions.” Benjamin Franklin

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  18. Scott Chris (7,531 comments) says:

    Bed Rater

    So have you got any good ideas to share?

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  19. Fisiani (1,158 comments) says:

    Beauty and the Boasts

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  20. ben (2,413 comments) says:

    Ruth Dyson in the middle, no?

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  21. jem (53 comments) says:

    Hahaha

    “Labour’s economic model personified.
    Attractive and naive.”

    I think yours takes the prize Scott, Brilliant!

    Not as good but how about…
    Goffs year book photo.. “What I want to be when I grow up”

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  22. Tookinator (271 comments) says:

    Parekura Horomia’s diet and makeover a success…

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  23. leftyliberal (655 comments) says:

    Hanging around with Goff will help Chris “push himself out of the box of Upper Hutt.”

    ref: http://www.tv3.co.nz/Issy/tabid/1221/articleID/71824/Default.aspx

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  24. Johnboy (19,937 comments) says:

    The Bad (choice) The Good (looking) and The Ugly (Ginga). 🙂

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  25. backster (2,445 comments) says:

    The winner and the also rans.

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  26. leftyliberal (655 comments) says:

    @backster: you’re picking one of them as a winner?

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  27. Matt (252 comments) says:

    Cinderella poses with her stepsisters

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  28. Michaels (1,251 comments) says:

    Nothing funny here, move along.

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  29. grumpy (288 comments) says:

    After a trip to Thailand, Darren Hughes rejoins the Labour Party

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  30. Elaycee (4,512 comments) says:

    Goof and Ginga having their own ‘Issy’ fit.

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  31. Don the Kiwi (2,402 comments) says:

    New team appointees for the UNDF.

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  32. Don the Kiwi (2,402 comments) says:

    Phool Goof, in an attempt to also show his feminine side, announces his twin clones.

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  33. RRM (12,129 comments) says:

    It’s like a woman MP, only better looking…

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  34. Cactus Kate (548 comments) says:

    Phil decided to give up campaigning and focus on what is important. Getting Chris Hipkins a lady.

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  35. davidp (3,806 comments) says:

    Labour MPs find next 18 year old for party at Annette’s house.

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  36. corner-shop...not (16 comments) says:

    GOFF: Oi, that’s my bum you’re pinching Chris!!
    HIPKINS: I know Philly, what’s say we ditch this bimbo and……

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  37. Pauleastbay (5,035 comments) says:

    The ginga on the right just knows he gives the best blow job

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  38. Steve (4,843 comments) says:

    If you get your photo taken with a donkey, you deserve everything you get

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  39. Tauhei Notts (2,253 comments) says:

    It’s like being in the middle of a racecourse.
    I’m between two straights.

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  40. Shunda barunda (4,028 comments) says:

    “Pretty girl spotted with Labour MPs sparks rumours of closet heterosexuals among their ranks.”

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