Caption Contest

September 22nd, 2011 at 7:00 am by David Farrar

Phil Goff and Chris Hipkins with Issy from New Zealand’s Next Top Model.

Captions should be funny, not nasty.

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40 Responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. Inventory2 (10,339 comments) says:

    Deciding that Chris Hipkins wasn’t cutting it for the yoof vote, Phil Goff introduced Labour’s new youngest candidate…

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  2. Inventory2 (10,339 comments) says:

    “I was in Parliament long before either of you two young’uns were born”

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  3. eszett (2,408 comments) says:

    And Labour’s Next Top Leader is…..

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  4. burt (8,269 comments) says:

    The Helen Clark photo-shop that just went too far for the 2008 election.

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  5. KiwiGreg (3,255 comments) says:

    Only one of these people will be in parliament next year.

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  6. KiwiGreg (3,255 comments) says:

    @ burt is Helen the one on the left?

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  7. Jinky (185 comments) says:

    Goofy hoping that winning is contagious

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  8. Grendel (1,002 comments) says:

    Labours spot the air head quiz is not generating the results desired.

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  9. grumpy (260 comments) says:

    Another “strikingly attractive”party volunteer…….

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  10. Scott Chris (6,135 comments) says:

    Labour’s economic model personified.

    Attractive and naive.

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  11. KiwiGreg (3,255 comments) says:

    Two of these people are complete airheads, the other is a model.

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  12. KiwiGreg (3,255 comments) says:

    oops stole yours soz grendel

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  13. James Stephenson (2,177 comments) says:

    Cross promotion of Next Top Model with Biggest Loser not such a good idea…

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  14. nasska (11,491 comments) says:

    Phil & Chris realise that finding a replacement for Helen will be tough.

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  15. Brian Smaller (4,023 comments) says:

    Instead of A Rose between Thorns, how about A Rose between Little Pricks.

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  16. Bed Rater (239 comments) says:

    DPF you need to change your usual warning on these, should read “Captions should be funny, not shit”

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  17. Scott Chris (6,135 comments) says:

    Brian Smaller

    Lol. How about “Beauty and folly are old companions.” Benjamin Franklin

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  18. Scott Chris (6,135 comments) says:

    Bed Rater

    So have you got any good ideas to share?

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  19. Fisiani (1,039 comments) says:

    Beauty and the Boasts

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  20. ben (2,379 comments) says:

    Ruth Dyson in the middle, no?

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  21. jem (51 comments) says:

    Hahaha

    “Labour’s economic model personified.
    Attractive and naive.”

    I think yours takes the prize Scott, Brilliant!

    Not as good but how about…
    Goffs year book photo.. “What I want to be when I grow up”

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  22. Tookinator (221 comments) says:

    Parekura Horomia’s diet and makeover a success…

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  23. leftyliberal (651 comments) says:

    Hanging around with Goff will help Chris “push himself out of the box of Upper Hutt.”

    ref: http://www.tv3.co.nz/Issy/tabid/1221/articleID/71824/Default.aspx

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  24. Johnboy (16,529 comments) says:

    The Bad (choice) The Good (looking) and The Ugly (Ginga). :)

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  25. backster (2,171 comments) says:

    The winner and the also rans.

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  26. leftyliberal (651 comments) says:

    @backster: you’re picking one of them as a winner?

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  27. Matt (227 comments) says:

    Cinderella poses with her stepsisters

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  28. Michaels (1,318 comments) says:

    Nothing funny here, move along.

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  29. grumpy (260 comments) says:

    After a trip to Thailand, Darren Hughes rejoins the Labour Party

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  30. Elaycee (4,392 comments) says:

    Goof and Ginga having their own ‘Issy’ fit.

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  31. Don the Kiwi (1,750 comments) says:

    New team appointees for the UNDF.

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  32. Don the Kiwi (1,750 comments) says:

    Phool Goof, in an attempt to also show his feminine side, announces his twin clones.

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  33. RRM (9,919 comments) says:

    It’s like a woman MP, only better looking…

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  34. Cactus Kate (551 comments) says:

    Phil decided to give up campaigning and focus on what is important. Getting Chris Hipkins a lady.

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  35. davidp (3,581 comments) says:

    Labour MPs find next 18 year old for party at Annette’s house.

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  36. corner-shop...not (16 comments) says:

    GOFF: Oi, that’s my bum you’re pinching Chris!!
    HIPKINS: I know Philly, what’s say we ditch this bimbo and……

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  37. Pauleastbay (5,035 comments) says:

    The ginga on the right just knows he gives the best blow job

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  38. Steve (4,561 comments) says:

    If you get your photo taken with a donkey, you deserve everything you get

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  39. Tauhei Notts (1,711 comments) says:

    It’s like being in the middle of a racecourse.
    I’m between two straights.

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  40. Shunda barunda (2,983 comments) says:

    “Pretty girl spotted with Labour MPs sparks rumours of closet heterosexuals among their ranks.”

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