Caption Contest

November 23rd, 2011 at 1:13 pm by David Farrar

Oh my God. How can this not be a . Remember they should be funny, not nasty. And try to not make them too dirty.

Photo from Heather du Plessis-Allan on Twitter.

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87 Responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. Lance (2,461 comments) says:

    Are you Green with envy?

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  2. Elaycee (4,305 comments) says:

    And the biggest knob on the campaign is…… Wussell!

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  3. Mark (497 comments) says:

    Who let Whale in.

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  4. Elaycee (4,305 comments) says:

    And the prize for the biggest prick in town goes to…..

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  5. Michaels (1,317 comments) says:

    “OH MY FUCKING GOD” said [deleted by DPF], “when you said it was huge I didn’t think Dinasaur huge”.

    [DPF: Let's leave the name of significant others out of this. Wasn't nasty I know, but rather keep it generic]

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  6. David Farrar (1,856 comments) says:

    That Green vote really has grown!

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  7. Keeping Stock (10,111 comments) says:

    Russel: “Good Lord; it’s a JEWISH boat! John Key is everywhere!”

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  8. Michaels (1,317 comments) says:

    If I aim right I think I could fill up that lake from here.

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  9. All_on_Red (1,388 comments) says:

    One dildo holding another

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  10. bka (135 comments) says:

    Greens got Mojo

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  11. cinders23 (1 comment) says:

    “Thar she bloooowwwwws!”

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  12. oldpark () says:

    Just let it all hang out to frighten the Nats if he gets balance power.

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  13. cubit (356 comments) says:

    A wart on the prick of progress

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  14. Peter (1,578 comments) says:

    In related news, Dazza Hughes returns to New Zealand.

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  15. AndHow (5 comments) says:

    I could swing this big d*ck, if my party had any balls!

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  16. dannews (1 comment) says:

    Norman aims for high polling on erection day.

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  17. Manolo (13,392 comments) says:

    Don’t despair comrades. It’s all recycled rimu!

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  18. mattyroo (975 comments) says:

    Following on from my comment on yesterday’s caption contest, where I noted that Catherine Delahunty “had dropped the towel….

    Red Russel also noticed Delahunty dropping the towel and lines one up….

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  19. southtop (262 comments) says:

    “For a Richer New Zealand ha ha Bend over voters I’m gonna show you how to shaft an economy”

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  20. Joel Rowan (99 comments) says:

    Russell Norman’s policy is taking a hands-on approach to help New Zealand penetrate the Green Job market.

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  21. Vinick (214 comments) says:

    “Curia Poll: Green Party’s appeal to female voters a mystery”

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  22. markm (98 comments) says:

    The Greens
    We’ve got a firm hold on the economy.

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  23. markm (98 comments) says:

    Greens , we’ve got you by the short and curlies

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  24. RRM (9,475 comments) says:

    Unlike Dr Brash, Russel’s not relying on a small prick in Epsom to get him in…

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  25. cabbage (454 comments) says:

    The age old Pinnochio story has resurfaced in 2011 when the Co-Leader of teh New Zealand Green party was asked to explain how his party would pay for its policies. This time however, the story is not suitable for children.

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  26. southtop (262 comments) says:

    For the gweens to survive we need MMP: Massive Member Penetration!

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  27. flipper (3,582 comments) says:

    Is that the same floosie that married Soper?
    If so is it a wish?
    If not, is it a expression of reality?
    Silly …

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  28. Scott Chris (5,884 comments) says:

    Recent Surge In Pole Has Russell Feeling Cocky

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  29. joe90 (273 comments) says:

    Auditioning for a part in the re-make of Die Antwoord’s Evil Boy

    (seriously NSFW)

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  30. Andrei (2,506 comments) says:

    I swear when I saw that picture I thought it was George W Bush – it was only when I read the blurb I realized who it actually was.

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  31. Short Shriveled and Slightly to the Left (762 comments) says:

    “if the Greens get 15%… handjobs for all”

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  32. Peter (1,578 comments) says:

    The Greens Ram One Through Under Urgency

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  33. Peter (1,578 comments) says:

    Russel says he doesn’t fancy Paula, but the crowd suspect otherwise….

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  34. stinkypete (2 comments) says:

    who’s brave enough to trade emissions with me

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  35. Michaels (1,317 comments) says:

    I’m only here to help with the eclipse on Saturday

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  36. jaba (2,089 comments) says:

    What was he thinking.. Looks like he borrowed (or burrowed) one of Phil Goff’s donkeys

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  37. Brian Smaller (3,999 comments) says:

    I give you Wussel. The wanking member in the Gween Party.

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  38. Michaels (1,317 comments) says:

    A couple is out for a drive one day and the husband is behind the wheel.

    As he’s driving, he’s complaining about everything….. the heat, the long drive, the bad drivers, the country, the bad drivers in the country, etc etc, … and he’s driving his wife crazy at the same time with his depressing talk.

    So his wife says to him, “One more complaint and I’ll cut your dick off with my knife……”

    That got his attention, so he stopped. But about half an hour later, he starts complaining again and before he could blink his wife pulls out her knife, slices off his penis and throws it out the window.

    Driving behind the couple’s car is a family of Santa. The penis suddenly lands on their car’s windscreen leaving Santa in an absolute panic, as he doesn’t want his son, Pappu, to see it. So he puts the windshield wipers on to get the dick off and out of his daughter’s view.

    Pappu asks, “Daddy, what was that?”

    Santa, still in a panic, replies, “Oh it was only a…uh…butterfly my son.”

    Papu says, “Well FUCK ME! Did you see the size of its penis!!!!”

    (only off topic a little bit)

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  39. Andrew McMillan (49 comments) says:

    In related news…

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/politics/opinion/6014584/Green-Partys-unexpected-surge

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  40. bka (135 comments) says:

    John Key responds: ” Actually I won’t be throwing the towel in, in fact ordinary New Zealanders understand that the towel is too small.”

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  41. side show bob (3,660 comments) says:

    Red Russell loves the result of his latest poll.

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  42. Elaycee (4,305 comments) says:

    Buckle Up – here it comes. This is what the New Zealand voter can expect if we get 14 MPs into Parliament on Saturday.

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  43. transmogrifier (520 comments) says:

    As an environmentalist, Norman just loves wood.

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  44. George Patton (349 comments) says:

    Green leader shows what he is doing to Labour’s vote

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  45. cbm (8 comments) says:

    I’ll show you mine if you show me yours ….

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  46. earok (3 comments) says:

    Now I know why ‘I Only Date People Who Vote Green’ stickers are so popular

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  47. AndrewE (44 comments) says:

    Greens get in behind Labour!

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  48. adze (1,870 comments) says:

    “I’ve got your Horizon pole right here baby…”

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  49. Andrew McMillan (49 comments) says:

    Joyce bares all on the Greens fiscal promises, leaving Norman massively exposed

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  50. insider (1,001 comments) says:

    “Now I can really f**k the country”

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  51. granny.morris (7 comments) says:

    Is this the END of the Greens?

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  52. Roflcopter (427 comments) says:

    Wussel prepares to send down fore skin divers to check out the Rena.

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  53. dave (985 comments) says:

    Oh, I thought you said ERECTION day?!

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  54. Zapper (926 comments) says:

    Hmm, I assumed when Kim Jong-il planted me in NZ politics he was simply mispronouncing the name of the day of reckoning….

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  55. NZGroover (13 comments) says:

    Vote Green. We love wood.

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  56. ciaron (1,318 comments) says:

    Breaking News: Days out from the election, the green party announces they are re-branding and the new party name will be BOHICA.

    thats:

    Bend
    Over
    Here
    It
    Comes
    Again

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  57. Andrew McMillan (49 comments) says:

    When campaigning on the Country’s dirtiest waterways, Norman has been able to show he has a good grasp on the situation

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  58. Batman (97 comments) says:

    Russel Norman Confirms status of his PhD

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  59. Andrew McMillan (49 comments) says:

    Steven Joyce says if the Greens were in charge then the economy would take a real pounding. Russel Norman says Greens are clean, green and innocent. You be the judge…

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  60. david (2,539 comments) says:

    “We will never sell Kiwibank …… Gaia — it feels good saying that. Now I want to make a deposit where I don’t have an account”

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  61. lofty (1,303 comments) says:

    This wussels polite tool…he uses it for pushing in peoples stools.

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  62. lofty (1,303 comments) says:

    No matter where I go, my dick always gets there first.

    My dick is more muscular than I am.

    My party is so big, it has its own dick. And even my dick’s dick is bigger than your dick..vote green the dickheads party.

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  63. emmess (1,373 comments) says:

    Hey Russell

    Gimme back my cwock

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  64. zinger (3 comments) says:

    The Greens about to explode onto the political stage after a swell of support.

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  65. Dave Stringer (183 comments) says:

    Oh
    You said you wanted “duck”,

    So sorry.

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  66. OECD rank 22 kiwi (2,811 comments) says:

    Once again Russel disappointed the Greens on “Meat Free Monday”.

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  67. slijmbal (1,216 comments) says:

    Time to impregnate a tree and make money via the ETS at the same time ……

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  68. slijmbal (1,216 comments) says:

    It’s mine and I’ll wash it as fast as I like

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  69. Roflcopter (427 comments) says:

    Confucious say “Man who go to bed with hard problem, wake up with solution in hand”

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  70. Put it away (2,888 comments) says:

    OECD at 5:21 pm = winner.

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  71. Put it away (2,888 comments) says:

    I got your renewable resource RIGHT HERE. All night long, baby!

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  72. Steve (4,499 comments) says:

    Just a bit to the left, yeah, that’s better

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  73. Brian Smaller (3,999 comments) says:

    Is it OK if the Green’s co-leaders give you a Woody? No, it isn’t.

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  74. Brian Smaller (3,999 comments) says:

    See what happens when you give chickens steroids? You end up with giant cocks.

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  75. dupka (1 comment) says:

    GMP – Greens Manipulate Poles

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  76. Steve (4,499 comments) says:

    “I can’t think of a better thing to do with this other than keep shafting the TAXPAYER”

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  77. Steve (4,499 comments) says:

    wots a dupka ? o one of them stoners.
    Chocolate fish for having (1) next to your name dipshit

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  78. expat (4,048 comments) says:

    Do you really want to fuck with us Mr Goff?

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  79. 3-coil (1,200 comments) says:

    “…I’ll show you dirty water…”

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  80. Nichlemn (63 comments) says:

    Greens co-leader knows what he wants to plant.

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  81. Someone Else (140 comments) says:

    Ocker doctor dodges todger.

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  82. tvb (4,210 comments) says:

    Muggins taxpayer I have news for you and it is all bad.

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  83. Richard Hurst (757 comments) says:

    Phil? Where are you running too? Phil come back! Why are you running to Winston and the Nazi’s?

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  84. Lee C (4,516 comments) says:

    MMP produces Greens alliance with NZ First . . .

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  85. Andrew McMillan (49 comments) says:

    Russel shamelessly milking it for the cameras

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  86. Brian Smaller (3,999 comments) says:

    in the minor parties leaders debates, Russel Norman presented his opponents with some stiff opposition.

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  87. Aristophanes (4 comments) says:

    Supplementary Member.

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