The age old Pinnochio story has resurfaced in 2011 when the Co-Leader of teh New Zealand Green party was asked to explain how his party would pay for its policies. This time however, the story is not suitable for children.
A couple is out for a drive one day and the husband is behind the wheel.
As he’s driving, he’s complaining about everything….. the heat, the long drive, the bad drivers, the country, the bad drivers in the country, etc etc, … and he’s driving his wife crazy at the same time with his depressing talk.
So his wife says to him, “One more complaint and I’ll cut your dick off with my knife……”
That got his attention, so he stopped. But about half an hour later, he starts complaining again and before he could blink his wife pulls out her knife, slices off his penis and throws it out the window.
Driving behind the couple’s car is a family of Santa. The penis suddenly lands on their car’s windscreen leaving Santa in an absolute panic, as he doesn’t want his son, Pappu, to see it. So he puts the windshield wipers on to get the dick off and out of his daughter’s view.
Pappu asks, “Daddy, what was that?”
Santa, still in a panic, replies, “Oh it was only a…uh…butterfly my son.”
Papu says, “Well FUCK ME! Did you see the size of its penis!!!!”