Caption Contest

November 29th, 2011 at 2:00 pm by David Farrar

Photo from Stuff. As always funny not nasty.

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51 Responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. cctrfred (42 comments) says:

    Parekura sneaks out before they can start drawing straws

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  2. ross (1,454 comments) says:

    Shane does his performing seal routine and his colleagues are not amused.

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  3. DRHILL (121 comments) says:

    In the Jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight…

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  4. adze (2,069 comments) says:

    In the Labour caucus you need eyes in the back of your head.

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  5. Pete George (23,426 comments) says:

    Mouth wide shut.

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  6. sthn.jeff (100 comments) says:

    Nahhhhh Parekura Bro, I can’t open wide enough to get a whole Big Mac In

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  7. Viking2 (11,348 comments) says:

    Shane Jones-Pavorotti

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  8. gahusername (1 comment) says:

    “Woops, sorry bro, didn’t see your foot there.”

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  9. Cobolt (91 comments) says:

    Parekura: “Shane, I don’t want to know how he tickled her tonsils. And I’m not hanging around for the climax.”

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  10. James Stephenson (2,137 comments) says:

    Modelling for the Shane Jones blow-up doll threatens to put Parekura off his food.

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  11. Whaleoil (767 comments) says:

    I love women, hear me roar!

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  12. Whaleoil (767 comments) says:

    Nooooooooo! Parekura ate all the pies

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  13. Whaleoil (767 comments) says:

    Yes, Yes, Yes, oh baaaaaaaaby!

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  14. tas (609 comments) says:

    Parekura and Shane prepare for Goff’s speech.

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  15. coventry (318 comments) says:

    She was down on her knees and was sucking like a Hoover

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  16. adaman (41 comments) says:

    Shane: Hey Parekura
    Parekura: What??
    Shane: NOM NOM, lots of white mofo’s!!!!!!!

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  17. Thomas the Unbeliever (141 comments) says:

    “The time has come,” the Walrus said,
    “to talk of many things:
    of shoes and ships and sealing-wax,
    of cabbages and kings
    and why the sea is boiling hot
    and whether pigs have wings.”

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  18. labrator (1,893 comments) says:

    It was only as he turned to leave that Parekura realised that the yawning sound in his ear was Shane Jones and not his conscience.

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  19. Elaycee (4,351 comments) says:

    “I didn’t make the first cut?

    Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…”

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  20. RRM (9,770 comments) says:

    Engineer’s inspection little more than a formality for Parliamentary offices.

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  21. Peter (1,688 comments) says:

    Parekura wonders if prostate exam is strictly necessary for leadership battle.

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  22. grumpy (255 comments) says:

    Hey Bro, who shrunk the door?

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  23. Peter (1,688 comments) says:

    Yawn

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  24. Ross Miller (1,686 comments) says:

    Shane trumpets to the Big Apple “Come back Hulun, we need you” while Parakura holds the dooe ajar.

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  25. sifty (23 comments) says:

    Pare Bro .. this is how she did it on that video.

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  26. Shunda barunda (2,977 comments) says:

    “Conjoined twins rumoured as next Labour party leaders.”

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  27. DeepScience (74 comments) says:

    It’s hinted that Zaphod “created” the second head himself when shutting off the parts of his mind that contain portions of his personality that “are not presidential.”

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  28. Shunda barunda (2,977 comments) says:

    Parekura revels reason for rapid weight gain, and was heard to say “I can only shut it up if I stuff something in it” before storming out.

    He was later seen stuffing his pie holes.

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  29. Elaycee (4,351 comments) says:

    “….. and this has been the Muppet Shooooooooooooooooooooooooooow”

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  30. pejhay (28 comments) says:

    Uuarrrghhh… Sorry, I was up a bit late last night in the hotel room…

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  31. GTP (42 comments) says:

    aaargh, get off my bloody foot you …

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  32. Peter (1,688 comments) says:

    Parekura “lets one rip” as he leaves…..

    It doesn’t go unnoticed.

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  33. Murray (8,844 comments) says:

    Judges ruling: Elaycee wins.

    Add flailing arms to taste.

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  34. Scott Chris (6,018 comments) says:

    Parekura sidled off as Shane discovered that someone had nicked his last doughnut.

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  35. Auberon (873 comments) says:

    Annette King resigns – immediately commits herself to improving Maori dental health

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  36. Andrew McMillan (50 comments) says:

    A revealing look inside the Labour Caucus. Horomia gives up on climbing Labour’s ladder while Jones auditions as the next side-show clown to replace Goff.

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  37. Fletch (6,243 comments) says:

    Zaphod’s half-brother Dwayne makes a visit to Wellington….

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  38. Dale 08 (32 comments) says:

    Remember when we were in the nest and mother Helen would fly in and feed us?

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  39. gump (1,615 comments) says:

    Like a ship in a bottle … how did it get inside?

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  40. expat (4,048 comments) says:

    Labour fails to excite it’s own members. There a clue in there somewhere.

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  41. Johnboy (15,903 comments) says:

    Parekura admits his Iwi stole Shane’s tongue and offers to go and fetch it.

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  42. Someone Else (140 comments) says:

    Snakes and ladders.

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  43. noskire (837 comments) says:

    Bugger you bros, I’m not blowing anyone!

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  44. noskire (837 comments) says:

    Gone by lunchtime.

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  45. Sadu (129 comments) says:

    I can see it’s not a good time, I’ll come back later

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  46. The Scorned (719 comments) says:

    ” Have a punch in the cock between us bros…”

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  47. Lee C (4,516 comments) says:

    Horomia protests against the use of a blow to doll to replace Goff.

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  48. Pita (373 comments) says:

    You should have seen the chick on that video with John Holmes…

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  49. merlinnz (53 comments) says:

    The younger elephant seal bellows its victory over the former leader

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  50. Boglio (78 comments) says:

    It’s not over til the fat lady sings!!!

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  51. Richard Hurst (832 comments) says:

    In a fit of hunger Shane starts eating the walls.

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