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Parekura sneaks out before they can start drawing straws
Shane does his performing seal routine and his colleagues are not amused.
In the Jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight…
In the Labour caucus you need eyes in the back of your head.
Mouth wide shut.
Nahhhhh Parekura Bro, I can’t open wide enough to get a whole Big Mac In
“Woops, sorry bro, didn’t see your foot there.”
Parekura: “Shane, I don’t want to know how he tickled her tonsils. And I’m not hanging around for the climax.”
Modelling for the Shane Jones blow-up doll threatens to put Parekura off his food.
I love women, hear me roar!
Nooooooooo! Parekura ate all the pies
Yes, Yes, Yes, oh baaaaaaaaby!
Parekura and Shane prepare for Goff’s speech.
She was down on her knees and was sucking like a Hoover
Shane: Hey Parekura
Shane: NOM NOM, lots of white mofo’s!!!!!!!
“The time has come,” the Walrus said,
“to talk of many things:
of shoes and ships and sealing-wax,
of cabbages and kings
and why the sea is boiling hot
and whether pigs have wings.”
It was only as he turned to leave that Parekura realised that the yawning sound in his ear was Shane Jones and not his conscience.
“I didn’t make the first cut?
Engineer’s inspection little more than a formality for Parliamentary offices.
Parekura wonders if prostate exam is strictly necessary for leadership battle.
Hey Bro, who shrunk the door?
Shane trumpets to the Big Apple “Come back Hulun, we need you” while Parakura holds the dooe ajar.
Pare Bro .. this is how she did it on that video.
“Conjoined twins rumoured as next Labour party leaders.”
It’s hinted that Zaphod “created” the second head himself when shutting off the parts of his mind that contain portions of his personality that “are not presidential.”
Parekura revels reason for rapid weight gain, and was heard to say “I can only shut it up if I stuff something in it” before storming out.
He was later seen stuffing his pie holes.
“….. and this has been the Muppet Shooooooooooooooooooooooooooow”
Uuarrrghhh… Sorry, I was up a bit late last night in the hotel room…
aaargh, get off my bloody foot you …
Parekura “lets one rip” as he leaves…..
It doesn’t go unnoticed.
Judges ruling: Elaycee wins.
Add flailing arms to taste.
Parekura sidled off as Shane discovered that someone had nicked his last doughnut.
Annette King resigns – immediately commits herself to improving Maori dental health
A revealing look inside the Labour Caucus. Horomia gives up on climbing Labour’s ladder while Jones auditions as the next side-show clown to replace Goff.
Zaphod’s half-brother Dwayne makes a visit to Wellington….
Remember when we were in the nest and mother Helen would fly in and feed us?
Like a ship in a bottle … how did it get inside?
Labour fails to excite it’s own members. There a clue in there somewhere.
Parekura admits his Iwi stole Shane’s tongue and offers to go and fetch it.
Snakes and ladders.
Bugger you bros, I’m not blowing anyone!
Gone by lunchtime.
I can see it’s not a good time, I’ll come back later
” Have a punch in the cock between us bros…”
Horomia protests against the use of a blow to doll to replace Goff.
You should have seen the chick on that video with John Holmes…
The younger elephant seal bellows its victory over the former leader
It’s not over til the fat lady sings!!!
In a fit of hunger Shane starts eating the walls.
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