Top 10 reasons Labour have not yet produced costings for their promises

1. The costings are in the mail
2. Cunliffe is too busy counting votes in Caucus
3. The dog ate my costings
4. Muldoon told us the public wouldn’t know a deficit if they tripped over one
5. A computer virus destroyed the file
6. Shane Jones accidentally returned it with his videos
7. My printer ran out of ink
8. We’re still arguing over the costs of Darien’s Fenton’s policy to nationalise the Mad Butcher stores
9. It was on our website until Whale Oil hacked it
10. Winston never bothered with costings, so why should we

Feel free to add your own excuses below.