Caption Contest

February 12th, 2012 at 9:37 pm by David Farrar

Photo from Stuff.

Captions should be funny, not nasty.

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37 Responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. Grendel (1,002 comments) says:

    Wait, you are all labour party candidates? and you have your own swiss balls? what are the odds…

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  2. Griff (7,675 comments) says:

    girls are pink boys are blue
    you got balls wot happened to you

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  3. emmess (1,428 comments) says:

    JK: phew I feel safe here, unlike the place I visited last week, this lot don’t want to rip my clothes off and stick large objects up my rear end.

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  4. The Silent Majority (88 comments) says:

    If I smile and wave will they take it the wrong way?

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  5. Northland Wahine (667 comments) says:

    So, we’re all good for my fitting on Tuesday? I’m not sure pink is my colour though…

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  6. Nostalgia-NZ (5,191 comments) says:

    Which one’s John?

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  7. Joel Rowan (99 comments) says:

    “Sequins are definitely good on you, Darien!”

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  8. Scott Chris (6,133 comments) says:

    Post-Op Photo-Op.

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  9. Put it away (2,878 comments) says:

    Winners of Miss Labour beauty pageant had no serious competition

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  10. minto57 (197 comments) says:

    Were you in the audition for the Hobbit too

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  11. somewhatthoughtful (465 comments) says:

    This should go down well with the boys at Kiwiblog.

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  12. Cactus Kate (551 comments) says:

    “Zetetic, Eddie and which one of you is Lynn?”

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  13. Fox (206 comments) says:

    ” is that a hidden microphone, or are you just happy to see me?”

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  14. Manolo (13,735 comments) says:

    “Finally, I feel at home”.

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  15. nzd.gbp (130 comments) says:

    20% of kiwi men are straight, according to Labour Party researchers

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  16. Auberon (873 comments) says:

    If I hold my face like this you can’t spot my Adam’s Apple

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  17. Right of way is Way of Right (1,122 comments) says:

    Snu snu? Wait… WHAT?

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  18. Rob Hosking (77 comments) says:

    “Uh no, John, that’s *not* a recording device….”

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  19. tvb (4,415 comments) says:

    Am I the only straight in this village.

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  20. sassycassy (45 comments) says:

    I’m much more in touch with my feminine side than our previous PM

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  21. farmerdes (16 comments) says:

    Grendel, thanks, I almost blew breakfast over the laptop. Very effing funny.

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  22. Short Shriveled and Slightly to the Left (786 comments) says:

    “….. sooo thats another win to me… what else should we compare?”

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  23. labrator (1,850 comments) says:

    Ngati Takatapui representatives at Waitangi’s suggestions to get frocked made a welcome change to an otherwise dour day.

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  24. gryfon (18 comments) says:

    “Oh by the way, which one’s Pink?”

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  25. jonnobanks (148 comments) says:

    In the weekends, I love dressing up, am I too short to join you gals?

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  26. Biscuit (4 comments) says:

    “Whitney would be so flattered that your hearts are all still going on in her memory”

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  27. Positan (390 comments) says:

    More bosomic than ethnic.

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  28. jonnobanks (148 comments) says:

    I sound like a drag queen, I might as well join you

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  29. Richard Hurst (855 comments) says:

    Look carefully at the photo…try to guess the location of John’s hands….no wonder their smiling ;)

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  30. pdm (844 comments) says:

    PM is invited to a smotherthon by the pink ladies or is that laddies.

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  31. pq (728 comments) says:

    pathetic

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  32. Elaycee (4,392 comments) says:

    “Is that really you, Trevor?”

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  33. sassycassy (45 comments) says:

    “Our previous PM didn’t like Queens ‘ . (And she definitely wore the pants) ”

    “Cross dressers in the National party? Hell no – i wouldn’t allow them to cross the floor let alone cross -dress”

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  34. Steve (4,559 comments) says:

    “Now this cojones thing, how big is good and what do you do?”

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  35. Steve (4,559 comments) says:

    A bunch of pinkos

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  36. Viking2 (11,467 comments) says:

    Griff (1,378) Says:
    February 12th, 2012 at 9:54 pm

    girls are pink boys are blue
    you got balls wot happened to you

    Griifs is best so far.
    But;

    When are you going to grow up Little John.

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  37. Paw Prick (43 comments) says:

    Ha I have been censored. Ha

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