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February 12, 2012 9:37pm by David Farrar

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Grendel

Wait, you are all labour party candidates? and you have your own swiss balls? what are the odds…
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February 12, 2012 9:44pm
Griff

girls are pink boys are blue
you got balls wot happened to you
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February 12, 2012 9:54pm
emmess

JK: phew I feel safe here, unlike the place I visited last week, this lot don’t want to rip my clothes off and stick large objects up my rear end.
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February 12, 2012 10:02pm
The Silent Majority

If I smile and wave will they take it the wrong way?
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February 12, 2012 10:09pm
Northland Wahine

So, we’re all good for my fitting on Tuesday? I’m not sure pink is my colour though…
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February 12, 2012 10:16pm
Nostalgia-NZ

Which one’s John?
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February 12, 2012 10:20pm
Joel Rowan

“Sequins are definitely good on you, Darien!”
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February 12, 2012 10:22pm
Scott Chris

Post-Op Photo-Op.
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February 12, 2012 10:39pm
Put it away

Winners of Miss Labour beauty pageant had no serious competition
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February 12, 2012 10:42pm
minto57

Were you in the audition for the Hobbit too
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February 12, 2012 10:54pm
somewhatthoughtful

This should go down well with the boys at Kiwiblog.
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February 12, 2012 11:02pm
Cactus Kate

“Zetetic, Eddie and which one of you is Lynn?”
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February 13, 2012 1:31am
Fox

” is that a hidden microphone, or are you just happy to see me?”
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February 13, 2012 3:21am
Manolo

“Finally, I feel at home”.
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February 13, 2012 4:59am
nzd.gbp

20% of kiwi men are straight, according to Labour Party researchers
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February 13, 2012 7:06am
Auberon

If I hold my face like this you can’t spot my Adam’s Apple
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February 13, 2012 7:32am
Right of way is Way of Right

Snu snu? Wait… WHAT?
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February 13, 2012 7:53am
Rob Hosking

“Uh no, John, that’s *not* a recording device….”
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February 13, 2012 8:04am
tvb

Am I the only straight in this village.
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February 13, 2012 8:05am
sassycassy

I’m much more in touch with my feminine side than our previous PM
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February 13, 2012 8:05am
farmerdes

Grendel, thanks, I almost blew breakfast over the laptop. Very effing funny.
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February 13, 2012 8:07am
Short Shriveled and Slightly to the Left

“….. sooo thats another win to me… what else should we compare?”
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February 13, 2012 8:17am
labrator

Ngati Takatapui representatives at Waitangi’s suggestions to get frocked made a welcome change to an otherwise dour day.
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February 13, 2012 8:29am
gryfon

“Oh by the way, which one’s Pink?”
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February 13, 2012 10:18am
jonnobanks

In the weekends, I love dressing up, am I too short to join you gals?
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February 13, 2012 10:19am
Biscuit

“Whitney would be so flattered that your hearts are all still going on in her memory”
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February 13, 2012 11:24am
Positan

More bosomic than ethnic.
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February 13, 2012 11:57am
jonnobanks

I sound like a drag queen, I might as well join you
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February 13, 2012 12:42pm
Richard Hurst

Look carefully at the photo…try to guess the location of John’s hands….no wonder their smiling 😉
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February 13, 2012 1:31pm
pdm

PM is invited to a smotherthon by the pink ladies or is that laddies.
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February 13, 2012 2:16pm
pq

pathetic
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February 13, 2012 2:17pm
Elaycee

“Is that really you, Trevor?”
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February 13, 2012 2:39pm
sassycassy

“Our previous PM didn’t like Queens ‘ . (And she definitely wore the pants) ”

“Cross dressers in the National party? Hell no – i wouldn’t allow them to cross the floor let alone cross -dress”
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February 13, 2012 5:45pm
Steve

“Now this cojones thing, how big is good and what do you do?”
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February 13, 2012 6:53pm
Steve

A bunch of pinkos
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February 13, 2012 6:54pm
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Griff (1,378) Says:
February 12th, 2012 at 9:54 pm

girls are pink boys are blue
you got balls wot happened to you

Griifs is best so far.
But;

When are you going to grow up Little John.
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February 13, 2012 7:02pm
Paw Prick

Ha I have been censored. Ha
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February 14, 2012 10:18pm

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