Caption Contest

February 14th, 2012 at 11:00 am by David Farrar

Photo from Setford. Hat Tip: Cactus Kate.

Captions should be funny, not nasty,

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30 Responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. Manolo (13,767 comments) says:

    A male, on four legs, leads the pack.

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  2. toad (3,674 comments) says:

    And when it has a crap I’ll keep just over half and divide the rest up so you can all buy a piece. It’s called the mixed ownership model.

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  3. Peter (1,712 comments) says:

    Labour leader slowed by having to drag bloke in shirt.

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  4. Peter (1,712 comments) says:

    Dog and pony show.

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  5. tas (625 comments) says:

    The Labour caucus searches for their missing MPs.

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  6. Positan (390 comments) says:

    At last, one Labour appointee knows where he/she is going …

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  7. Griff (7,700 comments) says:

    Not capable of training a dog to heal and you want to vote for him?

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  8. KevinH (1,227 comments) says:

    Hooray , Fido’s found a voter for us.

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  9. iMP (2,385 comments) says:

    Griff, if ANYONE could “train a dog to heal” they’d be Prime Minister within 2 months, gay or not.

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  10. Will de Cleene (485 comments) says:

    Labour knows the world isn’t just black and white.

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  11. mara (784 comments) says:

    “Damm, I’m going to murder the wife for suggesting the purple, surfer, casual look!”

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  12. Keeping Stock (10,339 comments) says:

    And here folks, is what’s wrong with MMP; the tail wags the dog

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  13. Martin Gibson (246 comments) says:

    “We’re off to shear my poodle!”

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  14. Mark (496 comments) says:

    David misunderstands about letting the dogs loose on the opposition.

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  15. Paulus (2,627 comments) says:

    Hasn’t got a dog’s show.

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  16. Sam (501 comments) says:

    C’mon guys:

    “Who let the dogs out?”

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  17. RightNow (6,994 comments) says:

    poodle: “I wish those guys would stop following me, they’re scaring the bitches”

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  18. mavxp (483 comments) says:

    Grant: When I told the TV3 reporter “I need to see a man about a dog” I was not referring to an encounter with a portaloo. I really need to stop our new leader looking like he’s in an episode of Scooby Doo.

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  19. grumpy (260 comments) says:

    Who stole my comment??? Surely no censorship here – is there?

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  20. BlueSilver (26 comments) says:

    Timmy leads Julian, Dick, Anne and George in their latest adventure “Five and the mystery of the middle ground”

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  21. side show bob (3,660 comments) says:

    Labour in a desperate attempt to find true leadership resort to a seeing eye dog.

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  22. emmess (1,428 comments) says:

    Labour’s new attack dog is less likely to actually bite someone than the old one, also known as Trevor Mallard.

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  23. V (720 comments) says:

    Woof. Tell Annette I’ve got the scent of that guy seen running from her apartment.

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  24. Brian Marshall (202 comments) says:

    The 2012 remake of the wizard of oz. Shearer as Dorothy, Robertson as the Tin man, and Ardern as the brave wittle Lion.

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  25. Don the Kiwi (1,754 comments) says:

    “Had something to eat, can’t find anything to screw, so what can I piss on?”

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  26. Put it away (2,878 comments) says:

    At least the dog seems to know where it’s going

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  27. Nostalgia-NZ (5,202 comments) says:

    I know there’s a vote around here somewhere.

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  28. expat (4,050 comments) says:

    Big gay following http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balls_of_Steel_(TV_series)

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  29. backster (2,171 comments) says:

    Which one has the biggest bite. The hound in front or the little pony trotting along behind?

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  30. Richard Hurst (857 comments) says:

    Grant: “Thats it! seek! seek! I know we will soon find Helen’s secert files on John Key buried around here somewhere..”

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