For Phil U
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Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
Heh.
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February 24th, 2012 at 12:41 pm
It’s been a while since we’ve heard from Phil Ure on here…
…eh….??
February 24th, 2012 at 12:43 pm
Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.
February 24th, 2012 at 12:44 pm
Although stargazer at The Hand Mirror writes largely without capitalisation too, but much more intelligibly than Phil U.
BTW, I see Phil U got his marching orders at Frogblog earlier this week. He must be running out of sites he’s allowed to comment on.
February 24th, 2012 at 12:53 pm
Toad, he makes a nuisance of himself over at Whale Oil these days.
February 24th, 2012 at 12:57 pm
toad,
He’ll tell us the science is settled and capitalisation makes it harder to read a sentence… You’ll believe him because he used the magic phrase.
February 24th, 2012 at 12:57 pm
I hope Muhammad, Christ, and all invented gods, keep the bludger Ure away from KB forever.
February 24th, 2012 at 1:00 pm
BAAHAHAHAHAHA it still cracks me up.
i did post that in the GD on december 14. Surprised you missed it DPF. I know you enjoy my every post ha
February 24th, 2012 at 1:01 pm
He’s suspended from here until 02 March 2012…
February 24th, 2012 at 1:08 pm
Nothing says you’re an illiterate twelve year old boy whose uncle makes you do things you don’t understand quite like starting your sentences without a capital letter.
February 24th, 2012 at 1:21 pm
Magpie Phool will be back soon, March 2nd his demerits expire.
Quardle oodle ardle waddle doodle
February 24th, 2012 at 1:26 pm
amazing how much you all miss him
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February 24th, 2012 at 1:32 pm
“amazing how much you all miss him”
Who?
February 24th, 2012 at 1:41 pm
Phool is an admirer of George Bernard Shaw, and one of Shaw’s unrealised projects was to reform English spelling into something more phonetic and consistent. I suspect that in Phool’s insane mind he thinks that the elimination of capitals, meaningful punctuation, and structures longer than single phrases, is somehow actually an improvement and it puts him on par with his hero. Of course his hero failed too…
February 24th, 2012 at 2:11 pm
A relief Phil is gone – for the time being anyway. I used to find his writing so irritating I automatically got a mental blank when I saw it and moved onto the next comment.
February 24th, 2012 at 2:46 pm
Oh
Good old George Bernard Shaw… admirer of Hitler and anti-Semite
February 24th, 2012 at 2:54 pm
Grammar. It’s the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.
February 24th, 2012 at 3:14 pm
I guess Phil should know a lot about jacking off.
February 24th, 2012 at 3:39 pm
Lance – and Shaw went to visit Russia at the height of Stalin’s atrocities and came back declaring it a worker’s paradise and was convinced that the sun shone out of Stalin’s arse. Total fucking numpty. I suspect phool would’ve done exactly the same.
February 24th, 2012 at 8:31 pm
The misspelling of Capitalisation in the joke is offensive
February 24th, 2012 at 9:55 pm
‘Tis better to fight liars than to light fires.
February 25th, 2012 at 9:27 am
Ah Phil. I always remember the shock of discovering that he was not the immature 14 year old he appears so strongly to be.
February 25th, 2012 at 9:51 am
“BTW, I see Phil U got his marching orders at Frogblog earlier this week. He must be running out of sites he’s allowed to comment on.”
Was he politely posting evidence which contradicts the Greens’ self-serving global warming agenda? We know that will get you quietly censored.
February 25th, 2012 at 9:52 am
Put it away says at 3:39 pm
Even North Korea wouldn’t expend the resources if it had them to fly Phool over there to praise their country.
February 25th, 2012 at 12:51 pm
Phil U who ?