Invite the neighbours

February 5th, 2012 at 12:00 pm by David Farrar

Cherie Howie at HoS reports:

parties are attracting regular noise complaints from neighbours.

Auckland Council environmental control team manager Mervyn Chetty told the Herald on Sunday his officers were being called to noisy swinger parties by neighbours unaware of what was going on inside.

“They just hear loud music coming in from there but when the [noise control officers] get there and the door opens, it’s some weird ’ party. It’s happening a couple of times a month.”

Generally if I’m hosting a party that could be quite noisy, I’ll invite the neighbours to attend, as if they are at it, they won’t be trying to sleep complaining about it.

So that seems the obvious solution to those hosting sex and swinger parties – invite the neighbours along.

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10 Responses to “Invite the neighbours”

  1. Pete George (23,481 comments) says:

    as if they are at it, they won’t be trying to sleep complaining about it.

    I think I know what you meant by that.

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  2. Manolo (13,590 comments) says:

    Is dime involved in this? :-)

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  3. eszett (2,401 comments) says:

    You wish.
    Are you trying to tell your neighbours something, David? :-)

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  4. kowtow (8,326 comments) says:

    I hate noisey parties.

    Party all you like, but don’t disturb the neighbours. and inviting them doesn’t make it OK.

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  5. Longknives (4,691 comments) says:

    If you saw my neighbours….

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  6. labours a joke (442 comments) says:

    We have neighbours that throw key parties on a regular basis. Unfortunately Im not allowed to attend but I am allowed to stand at the lounge window and watch the participants arrive. Absolute torture. Some of the women are drop dead gorgeous.
    Oh the humanity !

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  7. Steve (4,547 comments) says:

    My Mum won’t let me go – or my partner. I just watch reruns of Coro then get told to go to bed.
    Then again some of my neighbours are older than me and they are ‘Rock n Roll’ Geriatrics. Off to talk with Mum

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  8. Luc Hansen (4,573 comments) says:

    Why on earth did the officer call them “weird”?

    No need for that!

    For one the only few times, I agree with DPF!

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  9. infused (654 comments) says:

    Swinging and Orgies are making a massive come back.

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  10. Luc Hansen (4,573 comments) says:

    I don’t think they ever went anywhere :-)

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