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Invite the neighbours

February 5th, 2012 at 12:00 pm by David Farrar

Cherie Howie at HoS reports:

Sex parties are attracting regular noise complaints from neighbours.

Auckland Council environmental control team manager Mervyn Chetty told the Herald on Sunday his officers were being called to noisy swinger parties by neighbours unaware of what was going on inside.

“They just hear loud music coming in from there but when the [noise control officers] get there and the door opens, it’s some weird swingers’ party. It’s happening a couple of times a month.”

Generally if I’m hosting a party that could be quite noisy, I’ll invite the neighbours to attend, as if they are at it, they won’t be trying to sleep complaining about it.

So that seems the obvious solution to those hosting sex and swinger parties – invite the neighbours along.

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10 Responses to “Invite the neighbours”

  1. Pete George (17,596) Says:
    February 5th, 2012 at 12:08 pm

    as if they are at it, they won’t be trying to sleep complaining about it.

    I think I know what you meant by that.

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  2. Manolo (9,858) Says:
    February 5th, 2012 at 12:59 pm

    Is dime involved in this? :-)

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  3. eszett (2,020) Says:
    February 5th, 2012 at 1:12 pm

    You wish.
    Are you trying to tell your neighbours something, David? :-)

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  4. kowtow (4,386) Says:
    February 5th, 2012 at 5:22 pm

    I hate noisey parties.

    Party all you like, but don’t disturb the neighbours. and inviting them doesn’t make it OK.

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  5. Longknives (2,469) Says:
    February 5th, 2012 at 5:43 pm

    If you saw my neighbours….

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  6. labours a joke (442) Says:
    February 5th, 2012 at 6:20 pm

    We have neighbours that throw key parties on a regular basis. Unfortunately Im not allowed to attend but I am allowed to stand at the lounge window and watch the participants arrive. Absolute torture. Some of the women are drop dead gorgeous.
    Oh the humanity !

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  7. Steve (3,644) Says:
    February 5th, 2012 at 6:51 pm

    My Mum won’t let me go – or my partner. I just watch reruns of Coro then get told to go to bed.
    Then again some of my neighbours are older than me and they are ‘Rock n Roll’ Geriatrics. Off to talk with Mum

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  8. Luc Hansen (4,573) Says:
    February 5th, 2012 at 8:15 pm

    Why on earth did the officer call them “weird”?

    No need for that!

    For one the only few times, I agree with DPF!

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  9. infused (552) Says:
    February 5th, 2012 at 11:53 pm

    Swinging and Orgies are making a massive come back.

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  10. Luc Hansen (4,573) Says:
    February 6th, 2012 at 12:47 am

    I don’t think they ever went anywhere :-)

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