Caption Contest

March 6th, 2012 at 7:00 am by David Farrar

This photo is from Reuters. Captions as always should be funny, not nasty.

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31 Responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. decanker (193) Says:

    So this is the change they were talking about. There’s oil in this stuff right?

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  2. nasska (6,391) Says:

    As Muslims celebrate Gay Pride Week six inches of snow falls in Hell.

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  3. Auberon (746) Says:

    Damn you Jim Salinger, my solar power investments are worthless.

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  4. alex Masterley (1,146) Says:

    mmm, what did the man mean by don’t eat the yellow snow?

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  5. iMP (1,318) Says:

    Dandruff of the martyrs of Syria cloaks the Assad compound.

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  6. Viking2 (9,483) Says:

    Snow,SNOW, enough to give anyone a hump!

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  7. RRM (7,256) Says:

    Snowfall in the desert puts smile on Saudi man’s face.

    Western blog readers still angry about everything.

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  8. mikenmild (6,603) Says:

    Tekapo in 20 years unless we forbid muslim immigration!

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  9. Manolo (9,929) Says:

    The chattel, I mean my missus, should see this.

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  10. krazykiwi (9,188) Says:

    The arab spring turns out to be winter of discontent

    Global warming. Brought to you by big oil

    Where are they? Who’s bright idea was it for the pilgrims to wear white?

    Damn. Where is the sheiks falcon?!?

    Black gold is replaced by white cold

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  11. billr (14) Says:

    i wonder if we can sell this to the eskimos?

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  12. boredboy (237) Says:

    I FUCKING LOVE COCAINE!!!!!

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  13. Put it away (2,887) Says:

    All we want is peaceful co existence with the Jews. May it snow in the desert if I am lying!

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  14. Jimbob (616) Says:

    I think we went the wrong way.

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  15. graham (1,897) Says:

    Damn this climate change …

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  16. kiwi in america (1,895) Says:

    Graham beat me to it:
    Bloody Global Warming!

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  17. Put it away (2,887) Says:

    Cruel arab pimp makes his “ladies” work in the snow

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  18. berend (1,387) Says:

    Global warming arrived at the Sahara.

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  19. Nick R (362) Says:

    The search for Murray McCully, now into its 4th week, has again been extended.

    [DPF: heh very good]

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  20. mavxp (436) Says:

    (Sir David Attenborough voice): Tonight on “frozen planet” we observe the deserts of Arabia subjected to a rare Siberian blast. Here, we see the Arab man, bemused by snowfall, prompting him to remove the chains on his Lamborghini Aventador before drifting on an iced-over pond while listening to Euro-trash dance music. Clearly survival in such hostile environments is made easier when you are sitting on sh1tloads of oil.

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  21. plebe (271) Says:

    So hell does freese over.

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  22. nzclassicalliberal (34) Says:

    Huh. So it looks like Phil Goff will be prime minister…

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  23. wf (152) Says:

    Put it away (2,444) Says:
    March 6th, 2012 at 8:10 am

    All we want is peaceful co existence with the Jews. May it snow in the desert if I am lying!

    * * * *
    My favourite so far, but mavxp is pushing it.

    and what’s with the pink backpack?

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  24. Kimble (3,696) Says:

    I love the snow…

    LOLZ J/K COCAAAIINNEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

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  25. unaha-closp (886) Says:

    One in three camel calves have white fur to blend into the snow covered scenery.

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  26. minto57 (195) Says:

    Thats the last time I will buy a GPS from Abdul

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  27. Sean (269) Says:

    It has actually been bloody cold here…

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  28. Shunda barunda (2,729) Says:

    Derkah derkah derkah Mohamed jihad derkah derkah!!

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  29. Viking2 (9,483) Says:

    As an historical note. Talking a tea time tonight I was reminded that our fathers who fought in the desert used to tell us that it often snowed there. They would wake up in the morning with their slepping bags covered in snow. 1942 -45.

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  30. Steve (3,646) Says:

    “North to Alaska, that’s where the OIL is”

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  31. Kiwi Dave (33) Says:

    The film industry is abuzz today with rumours that David’s Lean’s long lost first film, Zhivago of Arabia, has been found in a disused film lot.

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