Caption Contest

March 27th, 2012 at 7:00 am by David Farrar

Captions below. Funny, not nasty please.

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39 Responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. Auberon (779 comments) says:

    My God, I’m ORANGE!

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  2. mikenmild (12,295 comments) says:

    What’s frightening the horses?

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  3. Elaycee (4,425 comments) says:

    Shit, Charles – you wish you were my ‘what’…???

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  4. Rob Hosking (56 comments) says:

    Charles?!! COME BACK HERE WITH MY GIN BOTTLE! NOW!!!

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  5. MikeS (22 comments) says:

    “Oh, look girls…peasants!”

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  6. graham (2,348 comments) says:

    Dammit Charles this is polo, not soccer, and you’re 64 years old – now PUT YOUR DAMN SHIRT BACK ON!

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  7. Rob Hosking (56 comments) says:

    No Charles, not the White Eared Elephant! NOT IN PUBLIC!!!

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  8. wreck1080 (3,999 comments) says:

    Look at the size of that thing!

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  9. toad (3,674 comments) says:

    It takes months of training to get a corgi to do that, you know.

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  10. graeme.dixon (1 comment) says:

    The groans of Queen Camilla were drowned out by the squeals of delight of Charles other mistress’s who had personal delights at seeing him finally knowing what being a tampon was

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  11. cbm (8 comments) says:

    I hope that one doesn’t smell

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  12. coventry (322 comments) says:

    Ron Jeremy makes surprise ascot appearance.

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  13. philu (12,989 comments) says:

    “..a republic..!!’

    phillip ure@whoar.co.nz)

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  14. philu (12,989 comments) says:

    “…working class alert..!!..”

    phillip ure@whoar.co.nz

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  15. Nick R (522 comments) says:

    @ Rob Hosking – :-)

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  16. philu (12,989 comments) says:

    “..she’s wearing chain-store clothing..!!..at ascot..!!!..”

    phillip ure@whoar.co.nz)

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  17. philu (12,989 comments) says:

    “..look out..!..it’s fergie..!!!..”

    phillip ure@whoar.co.nz

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  18. Griff (8,419 comments) says:

    Shit its philu hes back

    welcome back philu they all missed you on here :smile:

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  19. jims_whare (408 comments) says:

    The ugly step sisters and mum after seeing Cinderella hook up with the prince

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  20. jims_whare (408 comments) says:

    A pictorial definition of the original meaning of the word ‘Troll’.

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  21. GPT1 (2,020 comments) says:

    What the hell is Mike Tindall doing to those dwarves?

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  22. philu (12,989 comments) says:

    “..mein gott..!..the champagne is non-vintage..!!..”

    phillip ure@whoar.co.nz

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  23. Christopher (425 comments) says:

    The Royal Choirmaster yesterday formally apologised to the Duchess for secretly replacing her microphone with binoculars.

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  24. polis (1 comment) says:

    Gaffe of the Week: Royal party regrets Camilla’s “Let them eat cake” joke

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  25. tvb (4,553 comments) says:

    MY god the York sisters are wearing another hat creation – at Ascot!!!!

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  26. Put it away (2,872 comments) says:

    Oh look, phool’s back, threatening the world’s resources of full stops once again. I figured you’d arrive fashionably late by a few days after your ban ended to avoid looking desperate, never thought you’d manage three whole weeks. If only you could apply this new-found self control to some of your other addictions…

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  27. Don the Kiwi (1,808 comments) says:

    Three of the aspirants auditioning to take the starring role in the upcoming movie, “Monica Lewinsky”.

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  28. BlairM (2,340 comments) says:

    Zombie Diana is coming to eat our braaaaiiiiinssssss!!!!!!!!! Noooooooooooo!

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  29. marcw (259 comments) says:

    Look, Mike’s got his head in a blondes’ chest … OMG No! That’s Charles’ sporran.

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  30. burt (7,423 comments) says:

    Oh shit that tampon just turned back into Charles……

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  31. KevinH (1,253 comments) says:

    You invited Gerry Brownlee to dinner!!
    How dare you, now get orf that horse and take that silly hat orf pudgie wudgie.

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  32. RRM (10,096 comments) says:

    Onlookers horrified as Elizabeth II personally oversees a bonfire of the stupidest and ugliest hats belonging to her daughters & nieces…

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  33. Jimbob (641 comments) says:

    Prince Charles just dropped his pants on a cold day. Hence the binoculars.

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  34. XChequer (298 comments) says:

    Have lost my Tampon.

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  35. Biscuit (25 comments) says:

    Having to go to Auckland as part of your Mum’s Jubilee was bad enough, Charles, but the bloody train that Mayor Len jacked up to get us about STILL isn’t in sight…

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  36. philu (12,989 comments) says:

    “..to the chaise-lounges gals..!.!..i can see the rugger-boys needs servicing…!..”

    phillip ure@whoar.co.nz

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  37. backster (2,194 comments) says:

    Labour’s little pony has a better set of choppers.

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  38. Steve (4,536 comments) says:

    “Did you see that? did you see that? Ghastly, the biggest and fastest I’ve seen in years, we need to talk ladies”

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  39. wolfjung (61 comments) says:

    Harry Enfield called me what? ………….a toffy nosed horse faced bitch?

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