Caption Contest

May 2nd, 2012 at 1:27 pm by David Farrar

Captions welcome below. As usual, they should be funny, not nasty.

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36 Responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. Whaleoil (766 comments) says:

    Oh look there goes our credibility…nice!

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  2. Nick R (500 comments) says:

    Oh look, there goes John Banks on cabbage boat. Nice!

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  3. Adolf Fiinkensein (2,834 comments) says:

    All together now, chaps

    “Somewhereeeeere, over the rainboooooow……….”

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  4. rouppe (945 comments) says:

    Oh look, it’s a rainbow… Oh wait… Darren what are YOU doing here!

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  5. IHStewart (388 comments) says:

    Did you register to bid Grant ?

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  6. philu (13,393 comments) says:

    ‘look..!..it’s the greens..!’..

    phillip ure@whoar.co.nz

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  7. coventry (316 comments) says:

    Shearer “If she was good enough for Mallard, might have a crack myself.”

    Robertson “Woah epic air guitar”

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  8. philu (13,393 comments) says:

    robertson:..’is that cunnliffe..?..’

    phillip ure@whoar.co.nz

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  9. kowtow (7,955 comments) says:

    Look, there’s Helen……..and she’s pulling our strings.

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  10. philu (13,393 comments) says:

    ‘look..there’s banks..!..having another one of his forgettable helicopter rides..’

    phillip ure@whoar.co.nz

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  11. Keeping Stock (10,181 comments) says:

    And in the fourth year of Opposition; Helen rose from the grave, and ascended into socialist heavan; the United Nations!

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  12. philu (13,393 comments) says:

    “..helen will be here soon..!’

    phillip ure@whoar.co.nz

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  13. philu (13,393 comments) says:

    fenton:..’i got that high..once..back in the day’..

    phillip ure@whoar.co.nz

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  14. RRM (9,667 comments) says:

    What’s this movie called, again, Shane?

    [DPF: LOL]

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  15. George Patton (351 comments) says:

    Labour’s luminaries were awe-struck by John Key’s brilliance.

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  16. Simon Lyall (101 comments) says:

    The Captain and three Redshirts

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  17. Auberon (873 comments) says:

    The day Darien Fenton baked brownies for the Labour caucus.

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  18. philu (13,393 comments) says:

    “..i told you they weren’t m&m’s’…is everyone feeling the love..?”

    phillip ure@whoar.co.nz

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  19. Auberon (873 comments) says:

    I’ve got to hand it to Trevor, he got us great tickets.

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  20. Harriet (4,616 comments) says:

    “…The magnificence and grandure of such a monument…the remarkable forsight alone to oversee the building of a convention centre….”

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  21. Keeping Stock (10,181 comments) says:

    And they joined together and sang…

    The people’s flag is deepest red,
    It shrouded oft our martyr’d dead
    And ere their limbs grew stiff and cold,
    Their hearts’ blood dyed its ev’ry fold.

    Then raise the scarlet standard high,
    Within its shade we’ll live and die,
    Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer,
    We’ll keep the red flag flying here.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Red_Flag

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  22. dubya (224 comments) says:

    Looks of trepidation all round, as all bets go on Number Four to win the Wellington Cup.

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  23. shoreboy57 (137 comments) says:

    Kermit, Gonzo, Fozzie and Miss Piggy escaped from the Street

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  24. A Nonny Mouse (15 comments) says:

    Is that John Key or David Farrar? I can’t quite tell form this distance

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  25. Spam (597 comments) says:

    “The question is, David, whether you’re an asset to us or not, because no-one’s buying anyway!”

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  26. Richard Hurst (798 comments) says:

    They stared in amazment as the tripods emerged and took there first thundering steps on the earth. Then the heat ray opened fire…

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  27. V (694 comments) says:

    Labour party MPs expressed their awe at the size of Darren Hughes’ new swiss ball.

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  28. bhudson (4,736 comments) says:

    Is that David [Cunliffe] plummeting from that plane?

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  29. Monique Watson (1,062 comments) says:

    Newly elected leader Paul Henry watched David Shearer’s ambitions float away on a cabbage boat.

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  30. bka (135 comments) says:

    3 reminisce Hamilton in ’81, 1 channels David Gilmour.

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  31. TheContrarian (1,082 comments) says:

    Labour MP’s look on with pleasure as giant “no asset sales” banner unfurled over National War Memorial

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  32. The Silent Majority (85 comments) says:

    Labour MP’s were in awe at the arrival of Helen’s Mother Ship

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  33. martin english (40 comments) says:

    Labour Party faithful hope that replaying previous election will change result.

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  34. mavxp (494 comments) says:

    It is election year 2011, and Labour MPs look with fond expression as Phil Goff gives a rousing “Stop Asset Sales” speech to the party faithful. Little did they know the party would face it’s worst defeat, as New Zealanders showed they really didn’t trust these plonkers to run the country, let alone a few power companies.

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  35. Bogusnews (461 comments) says:

    Look! Up in the air! Up in the sky! Its……. Helen Clarke?

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  36. immigant (950 comments) says:

    Look they are bringing out the trough for us!!

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