Caption Contest

May 2nd, 2012 at 1:27 pm by David Farrar

Captions welcome below. As usual, they should be funny, not nasty.

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Whaleoil (729) Says:
May 2nd, 2012 at 1:28 pm
Oh look there goes our credibility…nice!
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Nick R (363) Says:
May 2nd, 2012 at 1:32 pm
Oh look, there goes John Banks on cabbage boat. Nice!
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Adolf Fiinkensein (2,447) Says:
May 2nd, 2012 at 1:34 pm
All together now, chaps

“Somewhereeeeere, over the rainboooooow……….”
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rouppe (634) Says:
May 2nd, 2012 at 1:36 pm
Oh look, it’s a rainbow… Oh wait… Darren what are YOU doing here!
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IHStewart (388) Says:
May 2nd, 2012 at 1:38 pm
Did you register to bid Grant ?
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philu (13,393) Says:
May 2nd, 2012 at 1:39 pm
‘look..!..it’s the greens..!’..

phillip ure@whoar.co.nz
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coventry (297) Says:
May 2nd, 2012 at 1:40 pm
Shearer “If she was good enough for Mallard, might have a crack myself.”

Robertson “Woah epic air guitar”
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philu (13,393) Says:
May 2nd, 2012 at 1:40 pm
robertson:..’is that cunnliffe..?..’

phillip ure@whoar.co.nz
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kowtow (4,448) Says:
May 2nd, 2012 at 1:40 pm
Look, there’s Helen……..and she’s pulling our strings.
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philu (13,393) Says:
May 2nd, 2012 at 1:42 pm
‘look..there’s banks..!..having another one of his forgettable helicopter rides..’

phillip ure@whoar.co.nz
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Keeping Stock (8,810) Says:
May 2nd, 2012 at 1:44 pm
And in the fourth year of Opposition; Helen rose from the grave, and ascended into socialist heavan; the United Nations!
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philu (13,393) Says:
May 2nd, 2012 at 1:44 pm
“..helen will be here soon..!’

phillip ure@whoar.co.nz
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philu (13,393) Says:
May 2nd, 2012 at 1:46 pm
fenton:..’i got that high..once..back in the day’..

phillip ure@whoar.co.nz
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RRM (7,264) Says:
May 2nd, 2012 at 1:49 pm
What’s this movie called, again, Shane?

[DPF: LOL]
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George Patton (302) Says:
May 2nd, 2012 at 1:54 pm
Labour’s luminaries were awe-struck by John Key’s brilliance.
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Simon Lyall (88) Says:
May 2nd, 2012 at 1:56 pm
The Captain and three Redshirts
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Auberon (746) Says:
May 2nd, 2012 at 1:57 pm
The day Darien Fenton baked brownies for the Labour caucus.
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philu (13,393) Says:
May 2nd, 2012 at 1:59 pm
“..i told you they weren’t m&m’s'…is everyone feeling the love..?”

phillip ure@whoar.co.nz
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Auberon (746) Says:
May 2nd, 2012 at 2:02 pm
I’ve got to hand it to Trevor, he got us great tickets.
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Harriet (1,822) Says:
May 2nd, 2012 at 2:09 pm
“…The magnificence and grandure of such a monument…the remarkable forsight alone to oversee the building of a convention centre….”
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Keeping Stock (8,810) Says:
May 2nd, 2012 at 2:20 pm
And they joined together and sang…

The people’s flag is deepest red,
It shrouded oft our martyr’d dead
And ere their limbs grew stiff and cold,
Their hearts’ blood dyed its ev’ry fold.

Then raise the scarlet standard high,
Within its shade we’ll live and die,
Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer,
We’ll keep the red flag flying here.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Red_Flag
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dubya (120) Says:
May 2nd, 2012 at 2:45 pm
Looks of trepidation all round, as all bets go on Number Four to win the Wellington Cup.
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shoreboy57 (67) Says:
May 2nd, 2012 at 2:46 pm
Kermit, Gonzo, Fozzie and Miss Piggy escaped from the Street
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A Nonny Mouse (14) Says:
May 2nd, 2012 at 3:11 pm
Is that John Key or David Farrar? I can’t quite tell form this distance
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Spam (564) Says:
May 2nd, 2012 at 3:20 pm
“The question is, David, whether you’re an asset to us or not, because no-one’s buying anyway!”
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Richard Hurst (635) Says:
May 2nd, 2012 at 3:30 pm
They stared in amazment as the tripods emerged and took there first thundering steps on the earth. Then the heat ray opened fire…
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V (572) Says:
May 2nd, 2012 at 3:32 pm
Labour party MPs expressed their awe at the size of Darren Hughes’ new swiss ball.
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bhudson (3,509) Says:
May 2nd, 2012 at 3:38 pm
Is that David [Cunliffe] plummeting from that plane?
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Monique Watson (1,048) Says:
May 2nd, 2012 at 3:55 pm
Newly elected leader Paul Henry watched David Shearer’s ambitions float away on a cabbage boat.
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bka (132) Says:
May 2nd, 2012 at 3:59 pm
3 reminisce Hamilton in ’81, 1 channels David Gilmour.
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TheContrarian (728) Says:
May 2nd, 2012 at 4:08 pm
Labour MP’s look on with pleasure as giant “no asset sales” banner unfurled over National War Memorial
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The Silent Majority (79) Says:
May 2nd, 2012 at 6:37 pm
Labour MP’s were in awe at the arrival of Helen’s Mother Ship
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martin english (39) Says:
May 2nd, 2012 at 11:43 pm
Labour Party faithful hope that replaying previous election will change result.
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mavxp (436) Says:
May 2nd, 2012 at 11:51 pm
It is election year 2011, and Labour MPs look with fond expression as Phil Goff gives a rousing “Stop Asset Sales” speech to the party faithful. Little did they know the party would face it’s worst defeat, as New Zealanders showed they really didn’t trust these plonkers to run the country, let alone a few power companies.
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Bogusnews (384) Says:
May 3rd, 2012 at 6:57 am
Look! Up in the air! Up in the sky! Its……. Helen Clarke?
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immigant (950) Says:
May 3rd, 2012 at 10:01 am
Look they are bringing out the trough for us!!
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