Caption Contest

May 11th, 2012 at 7:00 am by David Farrar

Captions below please. As always funny, not nasty.

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26 Responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. mikenmild (11,702 comments) says:

    “Only one of us is fully qualified to be a Cabinet Minister – the rest are just apes”

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  2. fish_boy (152 comments) says:

    Dr. Zaius assured the government that the ape’s purchasing of the Crafar farms would not affect the rights of humans.

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  3. Pete George (23,682 comments) says:

    Hold on, we’re trying to show we have a grasp of the situation.

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  4. RRM (10,009 comments) says:

    First we need a change of government, then we need a change of direction…

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  5. m@tt (631 comments) says:

    ACT leader shows off his new yellow suit while denying claims he came up the river on a banana boat

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  6. philu (13,393 comments) says:

    labour/national(?) ginger-group supports charismatic new leader…

    ..’he is the anti-shearer/key’..one of them stated..

    ..’he is our future..’

    (who are those people..some seem vaguely familiar..)

    phillipure@whoar.co.nz

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  7. philu (13,393 comments) says:

    cunnliffes’ beard is out of control..

    ..he still refuses to tame it..

    phillip ure@whoar.co.nz

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  8. Martin Gibson (247 comments) says:

    “So basically, this is how income tax works . . .”

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  9. George Patton (350 comments) says:

    Allegations that NZ is a banana republic were put to rest today in curious parliamentary statement.

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  10. philu (13,393 comments) says:

    pic confirms rumours paul henry has gone feral in australia…

    phillip ure@whoar.co.nz

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  11. philu (13,393 comments) says:

    new anti-environment party..the yellows…is announced..

    tag-line:..’we’re yellow..and we ain’t mellow’…

    phillip ure@whoar.co.nz

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  12. philu (13,393 comments) says:

    the parliamentary misfits’ caucus…

    phillip ure@whoar.co.nz

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  13. philu (13,393 comments) says:

    ‘you stick it here’..sez yellowman..

    phillip ure@whoar.co.nz

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  14. thedavincimode (6,871 comments) says:

    …Talk about laf! We were expecting he would look like a magpie!

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  15. derpy (1 comment) says:

    “DPF visits the Beehive. Increases productivity.”

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  16. philu (13,393 comments) says:

    new far-right party announced..

    phillip ure@whoar.co.nz

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  17. Pete George (23,682 comments) says:

    Get a grip.

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  18. gravedodger (1,569 comments) says:

    OMG wot are they gunna do with their Bananas, I was gunna eat mine.

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  19. Chris Keall (3 comments) says:

    Colin Craig models new contraceptive suit

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  20. NX (504 comments) says:

    Mr Shearer takes more advice from Mr Mallard.

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  21. Tookinator (221 comments) says:

    “Vibrator Convention going well” says Simpson…

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  22. labrator (1,850 comments) says:

    Politicians go bananas for photo op.

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  23. wally (65 comments) says:

    Pay peanuts,get monkeys.

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  24. Inky_the_Red (761 comments) says:

    “Campaign for turning NZ into A Banana Republic celebrate their success”

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  25. edd (157 comments) says:

    The new backward wing Banana Party promises 100% tax cuts and free bananas for everybody… They won a 100% majority in the latest election.

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  26. edd (157 comments) says:

    John Banks is starting the Cabbage Party in a desperate attempt to compete with the new Banana Party..

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