Caption Contest

July 5th, 2012 at 7:10 pm by David Farrar

Photo from Cr Brewer on Facebook.

Captions below. Funny, not nasty please.

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41 Responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. thedavincimode (6,517 comments) says:

    ‘B’ cup

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  2. tas (589 comments) says:

    Mayor Brown prepares to ask the gods for $2.86 billion to fund the construction of the rail loop.

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  3. Pauleastbay (5,035 comments) says:

    ” I only have to promise free stuff and I can get an entire culture to debase themselves , amazing”

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  4. philu (13,393 comments) says:

    brown prepares for incantations/dancing…

    ..in/as a desperate attempt to conjure up some subway-funding..

    phillip ure whoar.co.nz

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  5. philu (13,393 comments) says:

    brown:..’these costumes you masons use are ‘unusual’..’

    phillip ure whoar.co.nz

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  6. philu (13,393 comments) says:

    brown:..’banksie once tried to get me to do this..’.

    phillip ure whoar.co.nz

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  7. philu (13,393 comments) says:

    brown:..’this headband makes me look like cher..’

    phillip ure whoar.co.nz

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  8. philu (13,393 comments) says:

    brown:..’could i have some nipple-clamps too please..’

    phillip ure whoar.co.nz

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  9. philu (13,393 comments) says:

    brown:..’does your island need a new leader..?’

    phillip ure whoar.co.nz

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  10. philu (13,393 comments) says:

    brown:..’why the jar of lubricant on the table..?’..

    phillip ure whoar.co.nz

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  11. wiseowl (751 comments) says:

    Why don’t you tell this guy to piss off DPF. (not Len)

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  12. RRM (9,418 comments) says:

    When roasting Long Pork, first prepare the pan with at least two pounds of butter, and don’t be shy with the garnishes…

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  13. mikenmild (10,601 comments) says:

    “Luckily I had the hat left over from a Christmas cracker”.

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  14. slijmbal (1,210 comments) says:

    Pro bus faction of council uses ruse of an award to try and find the off switch on Len.

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  15. Adolf Fiinkensein (2,787 comments) says:

    Hang on, am I not supposed to have a mammogram tomorrow?

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  16. davidp (3,540 comments) says:

    Survivor contestant wins immunity necklace, and is safe on the island for another week.

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  17. marcw (222 comments) says:

    An island princess prepares the unsuspecting hostage for the virgin sacrifice. She assures him that the kai basket he has been fitted into will preserve the small kahones. He is nervous though, and asks if there is any news of an available V8 for a quick getaway.

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  18. philu (13,393 comments) says:

    not even one ‘caption’ there..owl..?

    ..and who is ‘this guy’..?

    ..and why do you want him ‘to piss off dpf’..?

    phillip ure wghoae.co.nz

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  19. nasska (10,606 comments) says:

    The hours spent at the gym & the rigorous diet were starting to pay off……Len now had the confidence to present his body to an adoring public.

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  20. RightNow (6,640 comments) says:

    CUMFASSA!!!

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  21. Pauleastbay (5,035 comments) says:

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/9377624/Breast-cancer-linked-to-bra-size.html

    Beware Lennie

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  22. Don the Kiwi (1,576 comments) says:

    “How much in electricity charges can i save?”

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  23. Peter (1,577 comments) says:

    Len symbolically “losing his shirt” as a sign to all Auckland ratepayers.

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  24. Don the Kiwi (1,576 comments) says:

    Looks like “pork – barrell” politics.

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  25. Don the Kiwi (1,576 comments) says:

    “Do you really think this will work for Undercover Boss?”

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  26. lilman (883 comments) says:

    Hellen Clarke was never mistaken for a warrior chief as she hasnt the teeth for the job.

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  27. snowy (106 comments) says:

    “me um heap big chief of entire Jaffa nation”

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  28. mavxp (493 comments) says:

    I’m sure I ticked the “honoured guest” box and not the “sacrifice to the gods” box on the invite form. The ceremonial dress is not dissimilar.

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  29. swan (659 comments) says:

    tas at 7:17 nailed it straight of the bat.

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  30. Magnanomis (138 comments) says:

    Len versus the Volcano

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  31. Put it away (2,888 comments) says:

    I see we have the traditional half-dozen unfunny entries from phool, in the hope of fluking something good if he tries often enough. I can see why he fills his own blog by stealing other people’s content rather than writing something of his own…

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  32. philu (13,393 comments) says:

    “..I see we have the traditional half-dozen unfunny entries from phool..”

    and not even a one from you there..p.i.a..?

    come on..!

    ..if you are going to criticise..lift yr game..eh..?

    ..c’mon..!..just one..!

    (i bet it’ll be funny..eh..?..)

    “..I can see why he fills his own blog by stealing other people‚Äôs content ..”

    it’s called a news-aggregation site..

    ..can i suggest you look up the meaning of that..?

    phillip ure whoar.co.nz

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  33. Manolo (13,304 comments) says:

    Back to the 10th century.

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  34. Lee C (4,516 comments) says:

    I don’t fancy your’s much. . . . .

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  35. Fletch (5,994 comments) says:

    “Sometimes, when he was all alone, Len liked to feel pretty…”

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  36. philu (13,393 comments) says:

    (that one from fletch @ 9.54 am..is the funniest…)

    phillip ure whoar.co.nz

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  37. Lance (2,439 comments) says:

    Good grief. I agree with Philu
    Fletch’s caption LOL

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  38. slijmbal (1,210 comments) says:

    Len modelling the new compulsory uniform for both train users.

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  39. Kiwi Dave (69 comments) says:

    Reactions to Air New Zealand’s new uniform were mixed.

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  40. wikiriwhis business (3,883 comments) says:

    “Time to put the fast food tax back on the agenda I think….damn powerful McDonalds!”

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  41. Lee C (4,516 comments) says:

    “Does my bum look big in this?”

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