July 5th, 2012 at 7:10 pm by David Farrar

Photo from Cr Brewer on Facebook.
Captions below. Funny, not nasty please.
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July 5th, 2012 at 7:13 pm
‘B’ cup
Vote:July 5th, 2012 at 7:17 pm
Mayor Brown prepares to ask the gods for $2.86 billion to fund the construction of the rail loop.
Vote:July 5th, 2012 at 7:18 pm
” I only have to promise free stuff and I can get an entire culture to debase themselves , amazing”
Vote:July 5th, 2012 at 7:23 pm
brown prepares for incantations/dancing…
..in/as a desperate attempt to conjure up some subway-funding..
phillip ure whoar.co.nz
Vote:July 5th, 2012 at 7:24 pm
brown:..’these costumes you masons use are ‘unusual’..’
phillip ure whoar.co.nz
Vote:July 5th, 2012 at 7:25 pm
brown:..’banksie once tried to get me to do this..’.
phillip ure whoar.co.nz
Vote:July 5th, 2012 at 7:27 pm
brown:..’this headband makes me look like cher..’
phillip ure whoar.co.nz
Vote:July 5th, 2012 at 7:29 pm
brown:..’could i have some nipple-clamps too please..’
phillip ure whoar.co.nz
Vote:July 5th, 2012 at 7:31 pm
brown:..’does your island need a new leader..?’
phillip ure whoar.co.nz
Vote:July 5th, 2012 at 7:32 pm
brown:..’why the jar of lubricant on the table..?’..
phillip ure whoar.co.nz
Vote:July 5th, 2012 at 7:51 pm
Why don’t you tell this guy to piss off DPF. (not Len)
Vote:July 5th, 2012 at 7:53 pm
When roasting Long Pork, first prepare the pan with at least two pounds of butter, and don’t be shy with the garnishes…
Vote:July 5th, 2012 at 7:58 pm
“Luckily I had the hat left over from a Christmas cracker”.
Vote:July 5th, 2012 at 8:04 pm
Pro bus faction of council uses ruse of an award to try and find the off switch on Len.
Vote:July 5th, 2012 at 8:09 pm
Hang on, am I not supposed to have a mammogram tomorrow?
Vote:July 5th, 2012 at 8:16 pm
Survivor contestant wins immunity necklace, and is safe on the island for another week.
Vote:July 5th, 2012 at 8:23 pm
An island princess prepares the unsuspecting hostage for the virgin sacrifice. She assures him that the kai basket he has been fitted into will preserve the small kahones. He is nervous though, and asks if there is any news of an available V8 for a quick getaway.
Vote:July 5th, 2012 at 8:24 pm
not even one ‘caption’ there..owl..?
..and who is ‘this guy’..?
..and why do you want him ‘to piss off dpf’..?
phillip ure wghoae.co.nz
Vote:July 5th, 2012 at 8:37 pm
The hours spent at the gym & the rigorous diet were starting to pay off……Len now had the confidence to present his body to an adoring public.
Vote:July 5th, 2012 at 8:38 pm
CUMFASSA!!!
Vote:July 5th, 2012 at 8:41 pm
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/9377624/Breast-cancer-linked-to-bra-size.html
Beware Lennie
Vote:July 5th, 2012 at 8:41 pm
“How much in electricity charges can i save?”
Vote:July 5th, 2012 at 8:43 pm
Len symbolically “losing his shirt” as a sign to all Auckland ratepayers.
Vote:July 5th, 2012 at 8:43 pm
Looks like “pork – barrell” politics.
Vote:July 5th, 2012 at 8:44 pm
“Do you really think this will work for Undercover Boss?”
Vote:July 5th, 2012 at 9:12 pm
Hellen Clarke was never mistaken for a warrior chief as she hasnt the teeth for the job.
Vote:July 5th, 2012 at 9:13 pm
“me um heap big chief of entire Jaffa nation”
Vote:July 5th, 2012 at 9:13 pm
I’m sure I ticked the “honoured guest” box and not the “sacrifice to the gods” box on the invite form. The ceremonial dress is not dissimilar.
Vote:July 5th, 2012 at 10:32 pm
tas at 7:17 nailed it straight of the bat.
Vote:July 5th, 2012 at 11:23 pm
Len versus the Volcano
Vote:July 6th, 2012 at 6:41 am
I see we have the traditional half-dozen unfunny entries from phool, in the hope of fluking something good if he tries often enough. I can see why he fills his own blog by stealing other people’s content rather than writing something of his own…
Vote:July 6th, 2012 at 6:56 am
“..I see we have the traditional half-dozen unfunny entries from phool..”
and not even a one from you there..p.i.a..?
come on..!
..if you are going to criticise..lift yr game..eh..?
..c’mon..!..just one..!
(i bet it’ll be funny..eh..?..)
“..I can see why he fills his own blog by stealing other people’s content ..”
it’s called a news-aggregation site..
..can i suggest you look up the meaning of that..?
phillip ure whoar.co.nz
Vote:July 6th, 2012 at 7:16 am
Back to the 10th century.
Vote:July 6th, 2012 at 8:17 am
I don’t fancy your’s much. . . . .
Vote:July 6th, 2012 at 9:54 am
“Sometimes, when he was all alone, Len liked to feel pretty…”
Vote:July 6th, 2012 at 9:58 am
(that one from fletch @ 9.54 am..is the funniest…)
phillip ure whoar.co.nz
Vote:July 6th, 2012 at 12:08 pm
Good grief. I agree with Philu
Vote:Fletch’s caption LOL
July 6th, 2012 at 1:05 pm
Len modelling the new compulsory uniform for both train users.
Vote:July 6th, 2012 at 2:05 pm
Reactions to Air New Zealand’s new uniform were mixed.
Vote:July 6th, 2012 at 2:14 pm
“Time to put the fast food tax back on the agenda I think….damn powerful McDonalds!”
Vote:July 8th, 2012 at 8:35 am
“Does my bum look big in this?”
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