Caption Contest

July 17th, 2012 at 1:00 pm by David Farrar

Photo from here. Captions should be funny, not nasty. Enjoy.

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25 Responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. kowtow (8,439 comments) says:

    Ja. I alzo haf junior co alition parrrrtnerzs,ven zey don’t agree viz me, i put a gun to zere heads und tell zem vot to do.

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  2. Bevan (3,924 comments) says:

    Und zen I said the Greece, Auf Wiedersehen.

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  3. iMP (2,384 comments) says:

    Yah Jahn, let’s go eat (Goebbel Goebbel), you like Greek? It can be expensive, but we’ll ‘Go Dutch,” just don’t mention the war, yah?

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  4. La Grand Fromage (145 comments) says:

    Wit za European economy in tatters ve have had to look at spending cuts everywhere. Sankfully our gas bill is not as high as it used to be

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  5. Pete George (23,559 comments) says:

    Ich bin ein Zwergkiwi.

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  6. kowtow (8,439 comments) says:

    You sink you have problems vit ze courts! ,here zee judges said no more snip,snip on ze weeners of Jewish und Muslim kids……

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  7. dubya (235 comments) says:

    Yea, that Minaret is a bit of an eyesore, but you should see the shit we let Sky City build!

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  8. georgebolwing (845 comments) says:

    German Chancellor passes on secrets of Vulcan death grip she successfully used to keep French presidents in line.

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  9. Captain Neurotic (203 comments) says:

    We just met, and this is crazy, but call me maybe…

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  10. RightNow (6,994 comments) says:

    “And then one guy did this thing with his hand that he called a ‘barracuda’ and OMG”
    “Yeah nah, I mean Silvio did invite me to one party but the rugby was on and I was pretty relaxed at home.”

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  11. George Patton (349 comments) says:

    Neurotic has the right idea

    “hey, I just me you
    And this is crazy,
    You owe us money
    So try austerity”

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  12. krazykiwi (9,186 comments) says:

    John: Once we’ve caught up with Australia, you’re next in our sights.

    Angela: Ha Jon, dast est un funnyfestmunchkin. You muzft harv za telezscope, ya?

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  13. backster (2,171 comments) says:

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  14. tom hunter (4,809 comments) says:

    You drive a hard bargain Angela, but okay. 49% of our power companies for Corfu – and we’ll throw in NZ Rail for free!

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  15. kowtow (8,439 comments) says:

    Now look Angela that is a novel approach,but we’re not going to pay compensation to the Greeks for losing Crete to your lot.

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  16. Diziet Sma (96 comments) says:

    “Haha that’s hilarious Chancellor Merkel! There’s this other debt issue … I’m just wondering if we could go over my mother’s expulsion? Yes, my position has somehow allowed me to carry this handgun. ;)”

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  17. Will de Cleene (485 comments) says:

    John Key adopts Merkelomics. Declares, “Ich bin ein Hamburger.”

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  18. Peter (1,712 comments) says:

    We have a Labour Party that wants to emulate Greece…..

    Get out-a here, Mr Key. Ho ho. You make joke.

    No, really…..

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  19. lilman (958 comments) says:

    In Greece you are the saviour of the euro,but in New Zealand you couldnt walk on water without paying up first ,
    What do you mean John?
    “I know nothing, NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!”

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  20. Magnanomis (138 comments) says:

    We will give you a bailout when you return Samoa to the Fatherland, Herr Key.

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  21. Johnboy (16,516 comments) says:

    If you hav ze big balls zat your right ving suggests Johan I can show you vot to do vith them to maximise your instant economic rise.

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  22. redqueen (562 comments) says:

    VAZZZUUUPPP!!!

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  23. sifty (23 comments) says:

    Two in the pink one in the stink!

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  24. Davo36 (35 comments) says:

    Oh Hollande? Don’t worry about him, he’s my bitch!

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  25. wikiriwhis business (3,996 comments) says:

    “So John, I told the EU I’ll bail out New Zealand before I lift a finger for those frikkin French frogs!”

    thumbs up

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