July 17th, 2012 at 1:00 pm by David Farrar
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July 17th, 2012 at 1:06 pm
Ja. I alzo haf junior co alition parrrrtnerzs,ven zey don’t agree viz me, i put a gun to zere heads und tell zem vot to do.
Vote:July 17th, 2012 at 1:27 pm
Und zen I said the Greece, Auf Wiedersehen.
Vote:July 17th, 2012 at 1:29 pm
Yah Jahn, let’s go eat (Goebbel Goebbel), you like Greek? It can be expensive, but we’ll ‘Go Dutch,” just don’t mention the war, yah?
Vote:July 17th, 2012 at 1:30 pm
Wit za European economy in tatters ve have had to look at spending cuts everywhere. Sankfully our gas bill is not as high as it used to be
Vote:July 17th, 2012 at 1:36 pm
Ich bin ein Zwergkiwi.
Vote:July 17th, 2012 at 1:46 pm
You sink you have problems vit ze courts! ,here zee judges said no more snip,snip on ze weeners of Jewish und Muslim kids……
Vote:July 17th, 2012 at 1:47 pm
Yea, that Minaret is a bit of an eyesore, but you should see the shit we let Sky City build!
Vote:July 17th, 2012 at 2:35 pm
German Chancellor passes on secrets of Vulcan death grip she successfully used to keep French presidents in line.
Vote:July 17th, 2012 at 2:39 pm
We just met, and this is crazy, but call me maybe…
Vote:July 17th, 2012 at 2:55 pm
“And then one guy did this thing with his hand that he called a ‘barracuda’ and OMG”
Vote:“Yeah nah, I mean Silvio did invite me to one party but the rugby was on and I was pretty relaxed at home.”
July 17th, 2012 at 2:57 pm
Neurotic has the right idea
“hey, I just me you
Vote:And this is crazy,
You owe us money
So try austerity”
July 17th, 2012 at 3:40 pm
John: Once we’ve caught up with Australia, you’re next in our sights.
Angela: Ha Jon, dast est un funnyfestmunchkin. You muzft harv za telezscope, ya?
Vote:July 17th, 2012 at 3:47 pm
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July 17th, 2012 at 3:51 pm
You drive a hard bargain Angela, but okay. 49% of our power companies for Corfu – and we’ll throw in NZ Rail for free!
Vote:July 17th, 2012 at 4:00 pm
Now look Angela that is a novel approach,but we’re not going to pay compensation to the Greeks for losing Crete to your lot.
Vote:July 17th, 2012 at 4:04 pm
“Haha that’s hilarious Chancellor Merkel! There’s this other debt issue … I’m just wondering if we could go over my mother’s expulsion? Yes, my position has somehow allowed me to carry this handgun.
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Vote:July 17th, 2012 at 5:43 pm
John Key adopts Merkelomics. Declares, “Ich bin ein Hamburger.”
Vote:July 17th, 2012 at 5:48 pm
We have a Labour Party that wants to emulate Greece…..
Get out-a here, Mr Key. Ho ho. You make joke.
No, really…..
Vote:July 17th, 2012 at 6:23 pm
In Greece you are the saviour of the euro,but in New Zealand you couldnt walk on water without paying up first ,
Vote:What do you mean John?
“I know nothing, NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!”
July 17th, 2012 at 7:23 pm
We will give you a bailout when you return Samoa to the Fatherland, Herr Key.
Vote:July 17th, 2012 at 9:10 pm
If you hav ze big balls zat your right ving suggests Johan I can show you vot to do vith them to maximise your instant economic rise.
Vote:July 18th, 2012 at 8:26 am
VAZZZUUUPPP!!!
Vote:July 18th, 2012 at 9:13 am
Two in the pink one in the stink!
Vote:July 18th, 2012 at 9:27 am
Oh Hollande? Don’t worry about him, he’s my bitch!
Vote:July 18th, 2012 at 1:50 pm
“So John, I told the EU I’ll bail out New Zealand before I lift a finger for those frikkin French frogs!”
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