They should make a film of this

September 25th, 2012 at 9:00 am by David Farrar

Stuff reports:

It’s the baggage with bite – a crocodile on the loose in the cargo hold of a Qantas aircraft.

Qantas has confirmed a crocodile escaped from its cage during a flight between Brisbane and Melbourne.

Although the jaws of a crocodile could have been a nasty find for the baggage handler who discovered it was on the loose, the reptile was safely re-captured without drama.

This could be the sequel to Snakes on a Plane.

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8 Responses to “They should make a film of this”

  1. Bevan (3,965 comments) says:

    Well I guess it would be better than say making a movie about the guy with an eel up his bum.

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  2. Grizz (542 comments) says:

    It would be a lot bloodier than snakes on a plane, I will give it that.

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  3. RRM (9,670 comments) says:

    What was that action movie where Bruce Willis (Or was it Steven Seagal??) sneaks around inside some vast, cavernous empty basement space that the film director imagined supposedly exists under the floor of a Boeing 747, foiling some evil plan?

    This croc movie sounds like it would be every bit as sh!t as that…

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  4. Rex Widerstrom (5,330 comments) says:

    Oh right, so deadly toenail clippers are out, but crocodiles are okay. The only hope for our safety now is that the thought of the 70 virgins awaiting him isn’t enough motivation for anyone to shove a crocodile down the front of his underpants.

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  5. Rex Widerstrom (5,330 comments) says:

    @RRM – Air Force One. Seagal doesn’t make it, and Kurt Russell gets to be mooned over by Halle Berry while POTUS (as played by Harrison Ford) engages in a bit of hand to hand combat with the bad guys. I can’t imagine any recent past, nor likely future, incumbent of that office doing so, though I’m sure Clinton would have engaged in hand to hand combat with Halle Berry…

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  6. Longknives (4,686 comments) says:

    Under Seige was Seagal’s best film….

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  7. Longknives (4,686 comments) says:

    Mainly for the cake scene.

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  8. Lee C (4,516 comments) says:

    Rapacious, reptile without conscience loose in the baggage section? Worried it’ll bite your hand off if you try to rein it in? Sounds like a metaphor for Banks in the present Government .. . . .

    “Banks-watch” is now how many days now since we discussed this? – I guess it just doesn’t qualify as ‘news’.

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