Trial by timeline

October 26th, 2012 at 7:00 am by David Farrar

has a neat tool called Trial by Timeline. It accesses your history, interrogates your friends interactions with you, and works out how many crimes you have committed in other countries.

It says I would have been convicted 1071 times of 13 different crimes in 59 countries.

A very innovate way of making people realise how many rights are lacking in other countries.

I would have been beaten 271 times, tortured 203 times and imprisoned 438 times. Not shot though, which is something. However I would have been lashed 27 times and killed by extremists 342 times (this could still happen in NZ!). Also persecuted 538 times and forced to do something once.

Try it yourself and tell me below how many convictions you would have? The closest so far to me I have seen is 248!

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16 Responses to “Trial by timeline”

  1. Michael (904 comments) says:

    Only 155 convictions for 5 crimes – however they are crimes in 83 countries! No lethal injections.

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  2. Whaleoil (767 comments) says:

    550/11/54

    Beaten 138, Tortured 105, Beheaded 2, Imprisoned 222, Lashed 27 times (I enjoyed those), hanged 1, killed by extremists 175, Sexually assaulted 2, persecuted 262, mutilated 2,

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  3. graham (2,333 comments) says:

    Is there an option for getting executed by mortar for drinking during a period of mourning for your country’s leader?

    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=10842884

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  4. Pete George (23,476 comments) says:

    Convicted 811 times for 7 crimes in 85 countries.

    Beaten 210, tortured 173, imprisoned 345, killed by extremists 266, persecuted 398, survived Kiwiblog daily.

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  5. speters (108 comments) says:

    Execution by MORTAR? Is this a recent phenomenon?

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  6. Monty (976 comments) says:

    I expect Cam slater would have been hung drawn and quartered several times over

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  7. TimG_Oz (862 comments) says:

    I was killed by extremists because I liked the All Blacks.

    Strangely it was in Iran and Guatemala – I expected it to be in Australia or South Africa.

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  8. Whaleoil (767 comments) says:

    I bet those extremists who killed you Pete were from The Standard.

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  9. scrubone (3,095 comments) says:

    More interesting would be a tool which points out how often you side with policies that would put you on the same side as the torturers. For example, supporting laws like Section 59 that put large sections of the population on the wrong side of the law.

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  10. vivster81 (2 comments) says:

    beat you! 1684 convictions for 12 crimes in 53 countries

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  11. David in Chch (516 comments) says:

    Apparently photographing and/or commenting on seeing a full-sky double rainbow would get me arrested in Saudi Arabia. I got life in prison for consumption of alcohol in a number of places. But all in all, I am an amateur compared to most of you. Maybe it’s because I don’t use Facebook to sound off so much. ;)

    I had 21 convictions for 5 crimes in 12 countries. I was beaten 5 times, tortured 3 times, imprisoned 4 times, given the lash 9 times, and killed by extremists 6 times. I was never beheaded, shot dead, given a lethal injection, stoned to death or hanged.

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  12. RRM (9,827 comments) says:

    Yeah good one scrubs. Because being in favour of s.59 is PRACTICALLY THE SAME AS TORTURING PEOPLE.

    You’re tuned to kiwiblog, folks!

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  13. DJP6-25 (1,376 comments) says:

    I just checked mine. Rather tame compared with some. Beaten 25 times, tortured 4 times, and imprisoned once. I’m glad I don’t live in some freedom hating hell hole.

    cheers

    David Prosser

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  14. Steve (North Shore) (4,546 comments) says:

    Shows my Facebook is pretty tied up, they don’t Jack Shit about me except for something bad in Myanmar

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  15. Julie from THM (7 comments) says:

    I got 4155 convictions. I think this must have been a mistake, because I haven’t seen anyone else get above high 1000s and I don’t mention drinking alcohol. Depressing how often the crime was apparently just being female.

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  16. Kea (12,380 comments) says:

    So your only an “apparent” female….. that might explain it Julie/John.

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