Amnesty International has a neat tool called Trial by Timeline. It accesses your Facebook history, interrogates your Facebook friends interactions with you, and works out how many crimes you have committed in other countries.
It says I would have been convicted 1071 times of 13 different crimes in 59 countries.
A very innovate way of making people realise how many rights are lacking in other countries.
I would have been beaten 271 times, tortured 203 times and imprisoned 438 times. Not shot though, which is something. However I would have been lashed 27 times and killed by extremists 342 times (this could still happen in NZ!). Also persecuted 538 times and forced to do something once.
Try it yourself and tell me below how many convictions you would have? The closest so far to me I have seen is 248!