Caption Contest
November 18th, 2012 at 8:01 am by David Farrar
They say a picture is worth a thousand words!
Despite that, give us your words below. Funny, not nasty.
Photo from NZ Herald. Idea from Keeping Stock.
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November 18th, 2012 at 8:06 am
You beat me to it DPF!
“Eleven, twelve, thirteen plus me; the numbers stack up”
Vote:November 18th, 2012 at 8:09 am
Cunliffe: My preeesssciouuss [leadership]
Vote:November 18th, 2012 at 8:09 am
no words needed .. look at the photo and imagine the music from the movie “Jaws” when the shark was coming
Vote:November 18th, 2012 at 8:11 am
KS: It was too good to wait for!
My offering – “Now if I offer Rajen Prasad Minister of Finance …. “
Vote:November 18th, 2012 at 8:17 am
“I keep feeling a sharp pain in my back. I wonder what the hell it is?”
Vote:November 18th, 2012 at 8:17 am
All your base are belong to us.
Vote:November 18th, 2012 at 8:18 am
I just farted and I’m gonna blame Shearer…
Vote:November 18th, 2012 at 8:19 am
Learning lessons from Soviet history The Cunliffe camp manage to photoshop their boy into another Shearer portrait, so that after the revolution, they can claim he was heir apparent.
Vote:November 18th, 2012 at 8:26 am
Someone looks like the cat who got the cream.
Vote:November 18th, 2012 at 8:29 am
Now I’ve got them all by the short and curly, the Party is mine – mine – mine!
Vote:November 18th, 2012 at 8:31 am
Be quiet, Dear Leader is on stage telling us what to do
Vote:November 18th, 2012 at 8:37 am
Watch your back.
Vote:November 18th, 2012 at 8:41 am
Shearer: I hope that photographer I paid is snapping away at Cunliffe. If he catches him with a smarmy look on his face, he’ll never get elected. Should be easy…
Cunliffe: My scheming worked. I am amazing. The world will soon know. Should be easy…
Vote:November 18th, 2012 at 8:42 am
Grinners are winners.
Vote:November 18th, 2012 at 8:45 am
Best pantomime shouting…
“Hes behind you!”
[DPF: LOL]
Vote:November 18th, 2012 at 8:46 am
Only the arrogance of a politician would allow someone to look so happy when in reality he is nothing but the third choose.
Vote:November 18th, 2012 at 8:48 am
“I come to bury Shearer not to praise him!”
Vote:November 18th, 2012 at 8:57 am
Cunliffe:
Vote:November 18th, 2012 at 8:57 am
The Labour members choose to form the most democratic and open party in NZ. This is the start of a major re-juvenation. The Labour party will now become more relevant and less beltway.
Vote:November 18th, 2012 at 8:59 am
Cunliffe: “And so it begins …” *strokes cat sitting on lap*
Shearer: “Umm …”
Vote:November 18th, 2012 at 9:00 am
“The Labour members choose to form the most democratic and open party in NZ. This is the start of a major re-juvenation. The Labour party will now become more relevant and less beltway.”
It took me a while, but then I got it. Irony. Right? Or sarcasm. Im still torn between the two.
Vote:November 18th, 2012 at 9:01 am
@ Bill – is Shearer or Cunliffe saying that? This is a caption contest FFS, not a forum for you to bore us to death!
Vote:November 18th, 2012 at 9:02 am
The thing I love about the Labour party is that National can do nothing to undermine them that they are not better at doing themselves.
This conference has delivered probably the biggest own goal in their history
Vote:November 18th, 2012 at 9:03 am
At this early stage I will declare – BillODrees (32) Says: November 18th, 2012 at 8:57 am – the winner, daylight second
…………..the most democratic and open party in NZ……….
That is gold.!!!!!
Vote:November 18th, 2012 at 9:03 am
Great – a Labour Shit fight.
Vote:Hope it’s worth watching – it will go on for months – better still
November 18th, 2012 at 9:05 am
Wait until 10.55am Sunday and Irish Bill and the boys do their magic “lock ‘em in the toilet” trick.
Vote:November 18th, 2012 at 9:14 am
Heeees back… And waiting !!!
Vote:November 18th, 2012 at 9:40 am
Can you see the golden rivet yet David?
No David
Keep looking
Vote:November 18th, 2012 at 9:40 am
#1: What’s happening?!?
#2: I am awesome! *cough* *cough* I mean, Ai r Orsome!
Vote:November 18th, 2012 at 9:42 am
Heeeeeers Davy Boy. Be afraid he very afraid Mr Shearer.
Vote:November 18th, 2012 at 9:45 am
Two seconds later, the leadership vote swings to Team FaaFoi
Vote:November 18th, 2012 at 10:00 am
BillODrees is echoing what the activists are trying to promote – a democratising of the party. What they are failing to admit is it is a power grab by the unions, and there’s very dubious democratic processes involved in the whole power of affiliates (which are not a model of democracy) as they gain the deciding vote in decision making.
Vote:November 18th, 2012 at 10:01 am
Smile and grave.
Vote:November 18th, 2012 at 10:22 am
Beware of those wearing beards for they have something to hide.
Vote:November 18th, 2012 at 10:42 am
Don’t worry David, I have your back.
Vote:November 18th, 2012 at 10:43 am
Smile David, you don’t have Grant Robertson standing behind you.
Vote:November 18th, 2012 at 10:49 am
“You know, I have no idea why people think I,m sanctimonius or smarmy, yeah I really don’t understand that”
Vote:November 18th, 2012 at 10:56 am
Cunliffe: I think I know just how badly Grant wants to retain the Deputy Leadership…
Vote:November 18th, 2012 at 11:01 am
Keep your friends close……..keep your enemies closer.
Vote:November 18th, 2012 at 11:03 am
“Cunliffe masters the shit eating grin”
Vote:November 18th, 2012 at 11:16 am
Can’t do much better than quoting Homer Simpson:
“I hate the voting public so much! Why won’t they vote for me? I’d make ‘em pay!”
Vote:November 18th, 2012 at 11:56 am
The changes will allow members to vote for their leader. Now Labour can have an open “leadership” process.
Vote:The members would relish an opportunity to choose between Cunliffe and Shearer/Robertson and whoever else want to take the responsibilities. Cunliffe is also a nice guy. It is now proven that Cunliffe is very very popular: that on top of his undoubted talent and ability to motivate large numbers of people.
November 18th, 2012 at 11:57 am
Bill what union do you organise for?
Vote:November 18th, 2012 at 11:58 am Vote:
November 18th, 2012 at 12:02 pm
Labour leadership vote in a week?
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/politics/7965946/Labour-Party-caucus-to-vote-Shearers-leadership
Vote:November 18th, 2012 at 12:18 pm
…so Cunliffe gets 41% and asks for a leadership contest, which he might win with the help of the unions. But I’ve still got 49% support, so WE ask for another leadership contest…lets see who has got the most stamina.
Vote:November 18th, 2012 at 12:28 pm
RossM,
Not likely to happen. The 40% threshold only applies to beginning of term and mid-term tests (I think just these two, not annually.). In order to have an unscheduled challenge, 50% is required.
While mathematically possible, caucus members will think hard on how the general electorate is likely to perceive and respond to repeated challenges and is unlikely to immediately contest again.
Vote:November 18th, 2012 at 12:33 pm
Cunliffe: Watch out John Key I’m on my way.
Vote:November 18th, 2012 at 12:36 pm
Cunliffe wouldn’t be smiling if the media would report the findings of the Savings Working Group.
Vote:November 18th, 2012 at 12:38 pm
Kris Fa’afoi Memories – Labour Party Conference 2012
He’s at all the big world events!
Vote:November 18th, 2012 at 2:47 pm
Cunliffe: Phnaaaar. You call that a speech?
Vote:November 19th, 2012 at 8:06 am
David Cunliffe is looking very Russell Crowe, which brings these video responses to mind:
Master and Commander: “One must always choose the lesser of two weevils”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNL0KfD0nts
Gladiator: “At my signal, unleash hell”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kc8fqgbU_SU
The Quick and the Dead: “Someone give me a bullet”
Vote:November 19th, 2012 at 11:15 pm
“Let me have men about me that are fat;
Vote:Sleek-headed men and such as sleep o’ nights;
Yond’ Cassius has a lean and hungry look;
He thinks too much: such men are dangerous”
- Julius Caesar, Act 1, Scene 2.