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But JK, you do have the gayest shirt.
…(and poor old Barrack has to wear his body armour even in the heat)
“I wouldn’t step back if I were you, he’s horny.”
John, I was offered pink but I said to them I thought it was simply too ‘gay’…
Key & Obama attend house auction in Ponsonby.
No, John, look, ‘queer’ used to mean weird, not ‘gay’; that meant happy. And gay meaning lame is g-h-e-i. It’s a homonym. No, a homonym. Spelt different but said the same- a homonym, not a…
Never mind John, great shirt, very fetching.
Key is da man
Wearing a particularly gay shirt to be photographed with the pres
Very secure in his identity and making a statement
Do I look gay in this. No sir
He has big balls
It looks like that John Key has been drinking beers lately. Stick to the whiskey or wines Prime Minister and you’ll have a flat tummy like President Barack Hussein.
Key acts as sandwich between China and America
Obama: Hey..John pink suits you, glad to see your out at last…you know I’ve never been down under…
Wenjia Bao: Piss off Yankee! This Kiwi bitch is mine!
“It’s hilarious John, I can do extra-judicial drone strikes on US citizens and all the Lefty sycophants just remain silent. They love me. By the way, that shirt is gay.”
” Look John, Michelle and I are having a key party tonight…love to see you and B there…and bring that shirt will ya “
“…..That Asian will make a good poof for you John, Asians have small bottoms….”
“and here we have John Key modeling the lastest style in conservative wear”….when questioned on choice of colour … replied,its reflects Nationals continued shift to the left”.
Hey there John, love the shirt, you know I’d love to wear one myself but folks and Donald Trump may get a bit excited
Bronagh loves it, spices things up a bit, I’ll send one over.
The secret is the carbs, John. Cut the carbs…
Your place or mine?
“You’re doing a great job in Australia, Joe… sorry, what?”
I’m claiming pink back from the girls and gays.
And it will divert the media from covering any story of substance.
John Key: “I choose the United States.”
Obama: Can we swap shirts later on? Reggie likes it when I wear red.
…and it turns out Jaime Mackay has a disturbing amount of influence in the Cambodian Wardrobe Department…
“Have the Chinese cut up your credit card yet?”
“Cool, me neither. Let’s shop”
“…and you know what John…. I got a kill list too!”
“John, that Chinese guy behind me is looking at me like I owe him money”
“The Chinese guy behind me too Barack”
JK’s proudest moment? China queuing behind NZ to talk to the US?
“Hey John, does this shirt make me look gay?”
Jim, I can’t get over how they all look the same.
One free trade agreement for one fat german, I’ll even throw in a gay pink shirt.
Obama: “Wow, John. Seriously christian shirt, man.”
Key (thinks): “Damn it! That’s the last time I take fashion advice from Rhys Darby!”
“John , a word , just because they offer you a shirt, doesn’t mean you have to wear it …”
Obama to Key ” Someone is going to mention cork soaking with you wearing a shirt like that”
Key to Obama “Are you fucking serious? look in the mirror, did your mum dress you?”
Looks like he’s with the Kiwis at Omaha Beach?
On the other hand (as minister of tourism) a lot (more than half) of the “Kiwi” tour drivers look like they just stepped out of a Guading chook farm.
Ladies and Gentlemen. Please do not adjust your television set.
Break out the racial humor later, Key: you and I are the only two white guys in this joint.
BO-”When I’m no longer president, I’ll take to this nice little bathhouse in Chicago.”
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