Caption Contest

November 21st, 2012 at 1:00 pm by David Farrar

Enjoy – captions below. Normal rules.

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35 Responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. Pauleastbay (5,030 comments) says:

    But JK, you do have the gayest shirt.

    …(and poor old Barrack has to wear his body armour even in the heat)

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  2. dave (985 comments) says:

    “I wouldn’t step back if I were you, he’s horny.”

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  3. Elaycee (4,087 comments) says:

    John, I was offered pink but I said to them I thought it was simply too ‘gay’…

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  4. Peter (1,471 comments) says:

    Key & Obama attend house auction in Ponsonby.

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  5. Grant Michael McKenna (1,152 comments) says:

    No, John, look, ‘queer’ used to mean weird, not ‘gay’; that meant happy. And gay meaning lame is g-h-e-i. It’s a homonym. No, a homonym. Spelt different but said the same- a homonym, not a…
    Never mind John, great shirt, very fetching.

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  6. Griff (6,263 comments) says:

    :lol:

    Key is da man
    Wearing a particularly gay shirt to be photographed with the pres
    Very secure in his identity and making a statement
    Do I look gay in this. :lol: No sir
    He has big balls

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  7. Falafulu Fisi (2,176 comments) says:

    It looks like that John Key has been drinking beers lately. Stick to the whiskey or wines Prime Minister and you’ll have a flat tummy like President Barack Hussein.

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  8. Richard Hurst (714 comments) says:

    Key acts as sandwich between China and America

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  9. Richard Hurst (714 comments) says:

    Obama: Hey..John pink suits you, glad to see your out at last…you know I’ve never been down under…

    Wenjia Bao: Piss off Yankee! This Kiwi bitch is mine!

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  10. East Wellington Superhero (1,151 comments) says:

    “It’s hilarious John, I can do extra-judicial drone strikes on US citizens and all the Lefty sycophants just remain silent. They love me. By the way, that shirt is gay.”

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  11. liarbors a joke (1,069 comments) says:

    ” Look John, Michelle and I are having a key party tonight…love to see you and B there…and bring that shirt will ya “

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  12. Harriet (4,010 comments) says:

    “…..That Asian will make a good poof for you John, Asians have small bottoms….” :cool:

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  13. sbk (299 comments) says:

    “and here we have John Key modeling the lastest style in conservative wear”….when questioned on choice of colour … replied,its reflects Nationals continued shift to the left”.

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  14. KevinH (1,129 comments) says:

    Barrack:
    Hey there John, love the shirt, you know I’d love to wear one myself but folks and Donald Trump may get a bit excited
    John:
    Bronagh loves it, spices things up a bit, I’ll send one over.

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  15. rouppe (852 comments) says:

    The secret is the carbs, John. Cut the carbs…

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  16. unitedtribes (24 comments) says:

    Your place or mine?

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  17. Rex Widerstrom (5,129 comments) says:

    “You’re doing a great job in Australia, Joe… sorry, what?”

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  18. BeaB (1,959 comments) says:

    I’m claiming pink back from the girls and gays.

    And it will divert the media from covering any story of substance.

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  19. Carlos (684 comments) says:

    John Key: “I choose the United States.”

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  20. Reid (15,594 comments) says:

    Obama: Can we swap shirts later on? Reggie likes it when I wear red.

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  21. metcalph (1,293 comments) says:

    …and it turns out Jaime Mackay has a disturbing amount of influence in the Cambodian Wardrobe Department…

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  22. Steve Wrathall (208 comments) says:

    “Have the Chinese cut up your credit card yet?”
    “Nope”
    “Cool, me neither. Let’s shop”

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  23. hinamanu (2,352 comments) says:

    “…and you know what John…. I got a kill list too!”

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  24. hinamanu (2,352 comments) says:

    “John, that Chinese guy behind me is looking at me like I owe him money”

    “The Chinese guy behind me too Barack”

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  25. Cobolt (82 comments) says:

    JK’s proudest moment? China queuing behind NZ to talk to the US?

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  26. Short Shriveled and Slightly to the Left (759 comments) says:

    “Hey John, does this shirt make me look gay?”

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  27. thedavincimode (6,131 comments) says:

    Jim, I can’t get over how they all look the same.

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  28. Michael (880 comments) says:

    One free trade agreement for one fat german, I’ll even throw in a gay pink shirt.

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  29. ChardonnayGuy (1,024 comments) says:

    Obama: “Wow, John. Seriously christian shirt, man.”
    Key (thinks): “Damn it! That’s the last time I take fashion advice from Rhys Darby!”

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  30. Gman88 (12 comments) says:

    “John , a word , just because they offer you a shirt, doesn’t mean you have to wear it …”

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  31. Steve (North Shore) (4,327 comments) says:

    Obama to Key ” Someone is going to mention cork soaking with you wearing a shirt like that”

    Key to Obama “Are you fucking serious? look in the mirror, did your mum dress you?”

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  32. hj (5,705 comments) says:

    Looks like he’s with the Kiwis at Omaha Beach?

    On the other hand (as minister of tourism) a lot (more than half) of the “Kiwi” tour drivers look like they just stepped out of a Guading chook farm.

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  33. gump (1,231 comments) says:

    Ladies and Gentlemen. Please do not adjust your television set.

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  34. LabourDoesntWork (278 comments) says:

    Break out the racial humor later, Key: you and I are the only two white guys in this joint.

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  35. Fairfacts Media (370 comments) says:

    BO-”When I’m no longer president, I’ll take to this nice little bathhouse in Chicago.”

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