November 21st, 2012 at 1:00 pm by David Farrar
Enjoy – captions below. Normal rules.
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Barack Obama,
caption contest,
John Key
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November 21st, 2012 at 1:02 pm
But JK, you do have the gayest shirt.
…(and poor old Barrack has to wear his body armour even in the heat)
Vote:November 21st, 2012 at 1:04 pm
“I wouldn’t step back if I were you, he’s horny.”
Vote:November 21st, 2012 at 1:05 pm
John, I was offered pink but I said to them I thought it was simply too ‘gay’…
Vote:November 21st, 2012 at 1:05 pm
Key & Obama attend house auction in Ponsonby.
Vote:November 21st, 2012 at 1:06 pm
No, John, look, ‘queer’ used to mean weird, not ‘gay’; that meant happy. And gay meaning lame is g-h-e-i. It’s a homonym. No, a homonym. Spelt different but said the same- a homonym, not a…
Vote:Never mind John, great shirt, very fetching.
November 21st, 2012 at 1:07 pm
Key is da man
No sir
Vote:Wearing a particularly gay shirt to be photographed with the pres
Very secure in his identity and making a statement
Do I look gay in this.
He has big balls
November 21st, 2012 at 1:15 pm
It looks like that John Key has been drinking beers lately. Stick to the whiskey or wines Prime Minister and you’ll have a flat tummy like President Barack Hussein.
Vote:November 21st, 2012 at 1:17 pm
Key acts as sandwich between China and America
Vote:November 21st, 2012 at 1:24 pm
Obama: Hey..John pink suits you, glad to see your out at last…you know I’ve never been down under…
Wenjia Bao: Piss off Yankee! This Kiwi bitch is mine!
Vote:November 21st, 2012 at 1:31 pm
“It’s hilarious John, I can do extra-judicial drone strikes on US citizens and all the Lefty sycophants just remain silent. They love me. By the way, that shirt is gay.”
Vote:November 21st, 2012 at 1:34 pm
” Look John, Michelle and I are having a key party tonight…love to see you and B there…and bring that shirt will ya “
Vote:November 21st, 2012 at 1:34 pm
“…..That Asian will make a good poof for you John, Asians have small bottoms….”
Vote:November 21st, 2012 at 1:35 pm
“and here we have John Key modeling the lastest style in conservative wear”….when questioned on choice of colour … replied,its reflects Nationals continued shift to the left”.
Vote:November 21st, 2012 at 1:36 pm
Barrack:
Vote:Hey there John, love the shirt, you know I’d love to wear one myself but folks and Donald Trump may get a bit excited
John:
Bronagh loves it, spices things up a bit, I’ll send one over.
November 21st, 2012 at 1:41 pm
The secret is the carbs, John. Cut the carbs…
Vote:November 21st, 2012 at 1:44 pm
Your place or mine?
Vote:November 21st, 2012 at 1:49 pm
“You’re doing a great job in Australia, Joe… sorry, what?”
Vote:November 21st, 2012 at 2:03 pm
I’m claiming pink back from the girls and gays.
And it will divert the media from covering any story of substance.
Vote:November 21st, 2012 at 2:14 pm
John Key: “I choose the United States.”
Vote:November 21st, 2012 at 2:18 pm
Obama: Can we swap shirts later on? Reggie likes it when I wear red.
Vote:November 21st, 2012 at 2:20 pm
…and it turns out Jaime Mackay has a disturbing amount of influence in the Cambodian Wardrobe Department…
Vote:November 21st, 2012 at 2:22 pm
“Have the Chinese cut up your credit card yet?”
Vote:“Nope”
“Cool, me neither. Let’s shop”
November 21st, 2012 at 2:32 pm
“…and you know what John…. I got a kill list too!”
Vote:November 21st, 2012 at 2:35 pm
“John, that Chinese guy behind me is looking at me like I owe him money”
“The Chinese guy behind me too Barack”
Vote:November 21st, 2012 at 2:43 pm
JK’s proudest moment? China queuing behind NZ to talk to the US?
Vote:November 21st, 2012 at 2:44 pm
“Hey John, does this shirt make me look gay?”
Vote:November 21st, 2012 at 5:22 pm
Jim, I can’t get over how they all look the same.
Vote:November 21st, 2012 at 5:58 pm
One free trade agreement for one fat german, I’ll even throw in a gay pink shirt.
Vote:November 21st, 2012 at 6:26 pm
Obama: “Wow, John. Seriously christian shirt, man.”
Vote:Key (thinks): “Damn it! That’s the last time I take fashion advice from Rhys Darby!”
November 21st, 2012 at 7:23 pm
“John , a word , just because they offer you a shirt, doesn’t mean you have to wear it …”
Vote:November 21st, 2012 at 7:24 pm
Obama to Key ” Someone is going to mention cork soaking with you wearing a shirt like that”
Key to Obama “Are you fucking serious? look in the mirror, did your mum dress you?”
Vote:November 21st, 2012 at 8:55 pm
Looks like he’s with the Kiwis at Omaha Beach?
On the other hand (as minister of tourism) a lot (more than half) of the “Kiwi” tour drivers look like they just stepped out of a Guading chook farm.
Vote:November 21st, 2012 at 9:26 pm
Ladies and Gentlemen. Please do not adjust your television set.
Vote:November 21st, 2012 at 10:46 pm
Break out the racial humor later, Key: you and I are the only two white guys in this joint.
Vote:November 23rd, 2012 at 10:59 am
BO-”When I’m no longer president, I’ll take to this nice little bathhouse in Chicago.”
Vote: