Anyone who buys that one would believe Kim Dotcom ,the Fat Sour Kraut is a goodie.

This one is watching you.
http://screencast.com/t/bqkIyb7RZvQU

Pete George (15,340) Says:
November 25th, 2012 at 6:36 pm
How did the world survive before civilizations had calendars?

I think Pete refers to the Gregorian calendar but plenty of civilisations had a form of calendar well before Pope Gregory.

Even Cain. Although one could argue whether Cain was civil.

http://screencast.com/t/SnooqGgXz3

Times ago
http://screencast.com/t/Frb0a3s2VQ

Good question
http://screencast.com/t/IVPW4Df0sR

when you wake up in the morning!
http://screencast.com/t/TKlaT1V6gl

NZ Political Parties.
http://screencast.com/t/rcEl6JuGUW

Three things I’ve learned from this.

1. Remember when you’ve booked a plumber.
2. Remember the days your wife works late.
3. Not all plumbers are straight.

The novel “Fifty Shades Of Grey” has seduced women – and baffled blokes.
Now a spoof, Fifty Sheds Of Grey, offers a treat for the men.
The book has author Colin Grey recounting his love encounters at the bottom
of the Garden.
Here are some extracts…

Fifty Sheds Of Grey

We tried various positions – round the back, on the side, up against a
wall…
But in the end we came to the conclusion the bottom of the garden was the
only place for a good shed.

She knelt before me on the shed floor and tugged gently at first, then
harder until finally it came.
I moaned with pleasure.
Now for the other boot.

Ever since she read THAT book, I’ve had to buy all kinds of ropes, chains
and shackles.
She still manages to get into the shed, though.

“Put on this rubber suit and mask,” I instructed, calmly.
“Mmmm, kinky!” she purred.
“Yes,” I said, “You can’t be too careful with all that asbestos in the shed
roof.”

“I’m a very naughty girl,” she said, biting her lip.
“I need to be punished.”
So I invited my mum to stay for the weekend.

“Harder!” she cried, gripping the workbench tightly.
“Harder!”
“Okay,” I said.
“What’s the gross national product of Nicaragua?”

“Are you sure you can take the pain?” she demanded, brandishing stilettos.
“I think so,” I gulped. “Here we go, then,” she said, and showed me the
receipt.

“Punish me!” she cried. “Make me suffer like only a real man can!”
“Very well,” I replied, leaving the toilet seat up.

Don’t respond with: “Depends what it is.”

Appearing at the hearing, God was asked why he began his earthly project in the first place. He replied that he just liked to be creative. Then God said, “Let there be light”, and immediately the officials demanded to know how the light would be made. Would there be strip mining? What about thermal pollution?

God explained that the light would come from a huge ball of fire. God was granted provisional permission to make light, assuming that no smoke would result from the ball of fire: that he would obtain RMA consent; and to conserve energy, would have the light out half the time. God agreed and said he would call the light “Day” and the darkness “Night”. Officials replied that they were not interested in semantics.

God said, “Let the earth bring forth green herb and such as many seed”. DOC agreed so long as native seed was used. Then God said, “Let waters bring forth creeping creatures having life; and the fowl that may fly over the earth”.

Officials pointed out this would require approval from the Department of Conservation coordinated with the Heavenly Wildlife Federation and the Forest & Bird Society.

Everything was fine until God said he wanted to complete the project in Six days. Officials said it would take at least 200 days to review the application and impact statement. After that there would be a public hearing. Then there would be 10-12 months before the granting…

At this point God created Hell.

“Piss off”, said Rolf, “that was Jimmy Savile”.

Is Shearer supporting February leadership vote?

I’m going for … the politics of self interest….
but self interested people …..
support these policies
especially when they are wealthy enough to live in the seaside suburbs and leafy neighbourhoods.

Stop being a total moron. You’re the one who bleated because the PM has a home in Hawaii. So here’s a tip: If you want one too, get off your arse / do something smart / save some cash / go and buy one.

Or maybe you just prefer to suck off the efforts of others and keep on bleating because others have worked hard and can now enjoy the rewards of their efforts.

Sheesh….

Ref: http://imgur.com/gallery/J7Z2T

Would it be Police Inspector Sue Schwalger ?

Would it be whoever promoted Ms Schwalger to a rank far above her level of competence ?

Would it be whoever in Crown Law that OKed a prosecution to proceed without sufficient evidence ?

Also,

Given Macdonalds proclivity for killing deer and and leaving their carcasses to rot, beating calves to
death with a hammer, exacting revenge upon anyone who he held a grudge against,
i wonder what could have happened to the missing chocolate labrador puppies that Ms Schwalger used to
believe were the key to solving the case ?

“How did the world survive before civilizations had calendars?”

Stone Age drawings and cave paintings of girls with big knockers
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Ah, that sounds like a certain group of Kiwi survivors.

Stone Age drawings and cave paintings of girls with big knockers….