Will Peter Dunne do this new craze?
November 28th, 2012 at 4:00 pm by David FarrarWe saw Peter Dunne plank on Backbenches, after it became a viral craze. Will he take part in “milking”?
This craze started in Newcastle. Feel free to send in photos or videos of locals milking!
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November 28th, 2012 at 4:06 pm
It’d mess with the hair.
Vote:November 28th, 2012 at 4:07 pm
The chameleon of Ohariu-Belmont, Dunne, is an expert in “milking”. Been doing it for decades in Parliament.
Vote:November 28th, 2012 at 4:09 pm
That looks like green milk. Maybe that’s why it’s done in recycling bins.
Vote:November 28th, 2012 at 4:13 pm
Can’t see Dunn doing it perhaps Brendan Horan though
Vote:November 28th, 2012 at 4:36 pm
I actually gained a modicum of respect for Dunne recently when he declined to abase himself in front of a dimwit reporter pushing the story that NZ registered tax vehicles for foreigners are evil.
Vote:November 28th, 2012 at 5:00 pm
He’d do anything to be noticed.
Vote:November 28th, 2012 at 5:07 pm
It’s official…I can deny it no longer…I am most definitely an old curmudgeon grumbling about “young people today…”
Vote:November 28th, 2012 at 5:11 pm
In your day, milk didn’t come in bottles, it came in cows, right David?
Vote:November 28th, 2012 at 5:34 pm
Next craze? Dousing oneself in petrol and lighting it?
Vote:November 28th, 2012 at 5:46 pm
DG, enjoying being a grumpy old curmudgeon is one of the few absolute pleasures of being friggin’ old. That, and refusing to kowtow to PC. I’m with you brother. Would Dunne do this? As a true curmudgeon, you would have to say, like me, that nothing would surprise you anymore.
Vote:November 28th, 2012 at 6:21 pm
WHat a waste of milk, when ppl overseas are starving (see I’m starting to sound old).
It must smell after it goes off…
You’d have to wash all your clothes
Vote:November 28th, 2012 at 6:47 pm
People are just becoming stupider. Fucking morons.
Vote:November 28th, 2012 at 6:54 pm
Planking wouldn’t disturb the hairhelmet. Milking would. However if he doesn’t volunteer, there’ll be no shortage of long-suffering taxpayers willing to assist.
Vote:November 28th, 2012 at 8:07 pm
Wait, this is a ‘craze’?
Vote:November 28th, 2012 at 8:15 pm
I winder how many try-hards there are that try to start then next big craze, and I wonder how many of them succeed in getting more than a sniff of attention.
Vote:November 28th, 2012 at 8:17 pm
How’s the bow tie and bouffant hair-do craze going? Catching on yet?
Vote:November 28th, 2012 at 8:21 pm
“It’s official…I can deny it no longer…I am most definitely an old curmudgeon grumbling about “young people today…””
I’m with you there-And I’m 37….
Vote:November 28th, 2012 at 8:23 pm
And what the hell is with milk drinkers these days? We have silver top ‘breakfast milk’ in our fridge…same as we all drank when we were kids (and it never killed us), Yet the look of absolute horror when you offer someone a cup of tea or coffee and there is no ‘PC’ Green top lite! Fucking wowsers…
Vote:November 28th, 2012 at 8:28 pm
Peter Dunne would never drink full-cream milk. I’m picking he’s a Calci-Trim kid.
Vote:November 28th, 2012 at 9:58 pm
Yet the look of absolute horror when you offer someone a cup of tea or coffee and there is no ‘PC’ Green top lite!
LOL, true.
Vote:A guy I used to work with used to joke that Green top isn’t milk anyway. It’s the water they use to wash the milking machines down with at the factory which they bottle and sell.
November 28th, 2012 at 10:02 pm
Perhaps Mr Dunne will eschew Trim or Full Cream and go for a light-blue middle-of the-road variety.
Vote:November 29th, 2012 at 6:11 am
My guess is he will choose the most appropriate milk type for what he’s using it for, with a preference that it’s sourced from farms that don’t pollute waterways. And he’ll stick to his committed variety and won’t drink what Labour try and shame him into drinking.
Vote:November 29th, 2012 at 6:40 am
He told Labour’s Helen Clark exactly that!
Vote:November 29th, 2012 at 6:57 am
It’s never too hard to predict what the Revenue Minister-for-life will do.
Vote:November 29th, 2012 at 7:38 am
Consistent and competent governance is like a daily glass of milk, it may be boring but it’s effective and reliable.
Vote:November 29th, 2012 at 7:45 am
It all depends. Is it “fair”? Is it “commonsense”?
Vote:November 29th, 2012 at 7:50 am
Is it “fair”?
It’s fair enough if they want to do it, their heads, their milk (presuming they purchased it).
Is it “commonsense”?
No, it look likes uncommonnonsense.
Vote:November 29th, 2012 at 9:34 am
This is good for Fonterra.
Not so good for those of us who can’t afford to keep enough of the stuff on our table for our kids though…
Vote:November 29th, 2012 at 9:39 pm
sometimes you are clever Farrar, on this occasion just stupid, here come NZ First Farrar dream about it here, admit you are scared , we will screw your fucking weak NZ NAT Govt
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