Caption Contest

December 2nd, 2012 at 7:09 am by David Farrar

Captions below. As always, funny not nasty.

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25 Responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. Pete George (23,688 comments) says:

    Len present with Santa may lead to fireworks.

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  2. Lee C (4,516 comments) says:

    After granting Len’s Christmas list, he was so worried what the parents of all the good children would think, that Father Christmas had to go about in disguise.

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  3. loonybonkersmad (27 comments) says:

    Santa celebrates the end of Movember with ageing elves.

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  4. duggledog (1,589 comments) says:

    Kim dot com with Len dot mong

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  5. coventry (322 comments) says:

    Jumping on Labours ‘affordable home’ policy band wagon, our slightly confused & bemuddled Len wheels out worlds largest ‘affordable gnome’.

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  6. Kiwi Dave (95 comments) says:

    Len was ecstatic when Santa promised to download a free train set for Christmas.

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  7. mikenmild (11,798 comments) says:

    “I’ve already eaten the previous mayor – this should not be too much of a challenge”.

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  8. TimG_Oz (865 comments) says:

    Fitness questioned on New All Black Front row after loss to England.

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  9. Whaleoil (767 comments) says:

    It is summer and this fat german putz is still wearing a scarf?

    But standing beside Len Brown he really does emphasis how sallow and weedy Len is.

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  10. Adolf Fiinkensein (2,924 comments) says:

    Early colour photo, taken on l’Avenue des Champs Elysee in June 1840.

    In 1944 the collaborators were shot.

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  11. kowtow (8,784 comments) says:

    “Ja ,ich know ich too fat to be ein elf,but Len said I can be his not zo little helper.”

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  12. Viking2 (11,580 comments) says:

    Grateful Mayor thanks Santa, unlike the previous slimy elf.

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  13. noskire (842 comments) says:

    Kim Dot Com gets finger puppets for Xmas.

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  14. backster (2,185 comments) says:

    DUGGLE……..I think you spelt Nong wrong.

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  15. Paulus (2,672 comments) says:

    Move over Len – I’m taking over at the next election.
    I am sure that I can lie as well as you can Len.
    I am currently conning New Zealand with my money, but can do it with Auckland ratepayers money too..

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  16. Keeping Stock (10,443 comments) says:

    “I’ve tucked the anonymous cheque in your wife’s handbag Len”

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  17. Patrick Starr (3,674 comments) says:

    Len finally explains his $810 restaurant bill

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  18. Don the Kiwi (1,794 comments) says:

    Supersized Benny Hill lookalike selects clowns for his next skit.

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  19. SPC (5,787 comments) says:

    Kim.dot.com agrees to be new logo for the now super sized Auckland.

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  20. SPC (5,787 comments) says:

    Kim.dot.com agrees to be the tourism ambassador for Auckland.

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  21. SPC (5,787 comments) says:

    Kim.dot.com comes bearing gifts for Auckland, offering all ratepayers free downloading of the Hobbit off his site.

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  22. Steve (North Shore) (4,596 comments) says:

    “Seriously, are you taking my photo and making it available to the World? You will never make as much money as I do morons”

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  23. hinamanu (2,352 comments) says:

    Ja Ja, now I fund the socialists to make zem National Socialists

    @Steve….nice one stu

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  24. labrator (1,850 comments) says:

    Megatrains coming soon to Auckland; Private railcars you can put anything in.

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  25. chiz (1,164 comments) says:

    Ja, Santa was very tasty.

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