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December 7, 2012 10:00am by David Farrar

The world is ending

Damn those flesh-eating zombies and demonic hell beasts.

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RightNow

“Damn those flesh-eating zombies and demonic hell beasts.”

I know she’s been an atrocious PM but I think that’s taking it a bit far.
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December 7, 2012 10:05am
barry

Now – is this a new policy that has been stolen by the Ausies from the NZ Labour party strategy committee – or is it a spoof as its put forward to be.

Normally one would immediatly know that it was a spoof – but with the goings on at places like the standard one never knows.
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December 7, 2012 10:26am
Viking2

What again???

That’s the seventeenth time since 1950. 😆

All you god botherer’s repent and hurry up about it.
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December 7, 2012 10:26am
Longknives

Zombies aren’t all bad….

http://www.holytaco.com/25-zombie-girls/
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December 7, 2012 10:28am
hinamanu

An intro to the New World Order I suspect

ILLUMINATI GOES PUBLIC WITH NWO!! MUST SEE!! PT.1/9

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42N6LrEpPyI

How many FEMA camps in America now?
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December 7, 2012 11:05am
Harriet

And that is why she is condemmed by Australians for having little respect for the Office of Prime Minister.

Like John Key, she thinks it is ONLY about ‘being’ PM. It’s not. It is also about respecting the Office of Prime Minister!
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December 7, 2012 11:15am
iMP

Is the Mayan calendar measured in NZ time or US time? So, we could experience the end of the world a day earlier than others? Great. we’ll be able to post photos on FB before anyone else.
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December 7, 2012 11:34am
kowtow

As far as “progressives” go they do want the end of the world ………. the world according to anyone else other than themselves.

Think it’s a joke? No.They “believe” in global warming,rising seas,hatred of our traditions,destroying western culture with mass immigration from the Muslim world,tearing apart the middle classes and our values…….. not funny at all.
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December 7, 2012 11:43am
scrubone

Heh.
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December 7, 2012 12:03pm
Harriet

kowtow#

“….The progressives…..tearing apart the middle classes and our values….”

They do this by getting society to value everything the same, hetrosexual relationships are now exactly the same as homosexual relationships, sodomy is anal ‘sex’, the anus is seen as being the same as a vagina, etc….but when society values everything the same, they infact value nothing.

But with the anti-abortion protest being taken-up by the next gen at university, and with the next gen joining en mass to religions of one sort or another, the progressives have made a grave miscalculation – they forgot where they came from – the ‘counter culture’ of youth! 😎 Cheers kowtow.
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December 7, 2012 12:13pm
ChardonnayGuy

Me, I’m just holding out from the frothing fundies getting really hysterical and ranting about marriage-equality-leading-to-the-long-feared-zombie-apocalypse, myself.

And Harriet, everyone knows how abnormally countrified and inbred Queensland is. That’s why anyone with any sense or academic higher qualifications flees that state toward the relative sanity of NSW or Victoria as soon as they graduate-so it’s hardly an indicator of sane and sensible anything ie Joh Bjelke Petersen, Kevin Rudd and Pauline Hanson. And when it comes to New Zealand, society is becoming thankfully more secularised.
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December 7, 2012 12:27pm
scrubone

Me, I’m just holding out from the frothing fundies getting really hysterical and ranting about marriage-equality-

You can stop waiting and look in the mirror. Some of us would consider using the term “marriage equality” to be frothing in the first place, given that the term in no way describes what is being proposed.
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December 7, 2012 12:40pm
kowtow

NZ society becoming more secularised,ha!
Plenty of parents want to send their kids to Catholic schools and our Muslim cousins are opening one of their own in Dunedin. How’s that for secular?
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December 7, 2012 12:55pm
Harriet

“…..And when it comes to New Zealand, society is becoming thankfully more secularised….”

Crap!

Look at the demographics – youth are joining religions of all sorts at a higher rate than the next generation up was joining them.

There is nothing really wrong with the older religions, but alas, it is still religion that they are looking for.Values and a moral framework too.

“………everyone knows how abnormally countrified and inbred Queensland is…….That’s why anyone with any sense or academic higher qualifications flees QLD toward the relative sanity of NSW or Victoria…..”

Where they discuss what to do with depressive gays and all their problems – social, medical and mental?

Myself? I’m soon going for a swim in the pool outside with my children as it is now the 2nd day of school holidays in QLD. 😎
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December 7, 2012 12:56pm
ChardonnayGuy

Er, I was- I’m citing the latest census data from NZ. And teenagers drop their initial religious allegiances as soon as they leave childhood. Insofar as the older religions go, Christian adherence is nosediving, while Buddhism, spiritualism and Wicca are growing, as are Hinduism and Islam, in that order. It’s not Christianity picking up adherents here- it’s people revolted at the militant fundies and their temper tantrums and abject stupidity. Insofar as the other faiths go, they’re nothing near as bad.

You have children?!! Nooooo!!!!
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December 7, 2012 1:34pm
kowtow

chardongayguy is just too funny for words

Muzzies and Hindies aren’t militant? Faaaark!!!!!!!

http://www.compassdirect.org/english/country/india/11124
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December 7, 2012 3:43pm
Longknives

“Insofar as the other faiths go, they’re nothing near as bad.”

Really? Can you honestly say (with hand on your heart) that fundamentalist Muslims are “nothing near as bad” as those evil Christians you despise so much??
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December 7, 2012 3:52pm
ChardonnayGuy

Okay, obviously we’re not talking about al Qaeda, the Bharatiya Janata Party or Shiv Sena, or the Islamic Republic of Iran, or the Taliban other than here. Kiwi Muslims and Kiwi Hindus are gentler souls and thoroughly un-militant, as are Kiwi Buddhists. Loudmouth obnoxious fundie Christians, on the other hand…
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December 7, 2012 5:57pm
Redbaiter

“Muzzies and Hindies aren’t militant? Faaaark!!!!!!!”

Being as Chutneychute Guy is queer, he’d know all about how militant they were if they ever gained power in NZ.

How’s that “gay” marriage thing going in Saudi anyway Chutney?
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December 7, 2012 6:05pm
kowtow

“Kiwi” Muslims are establishing a boys only school in Dunedin,separate swimming times at public pools in Christchurch (nice name,but not too secular) and Dunedin. That’s for starters………very gentle.
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December 7, 2012 6:17pm
Manolo

Those Muslims are NOT Kiwis, just Muslims believers in a vile, very vile, cult.
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December 7, 2012 6:23pm
mikenmild

Are you a Kiwi Manolo and, if so, how did you get to be one?
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December 7, 2012 6:45pm
kowtow

Oh look ,more gentle Muslims reaching out to their Christian neighbours,and this comes from the pro Islam BBC! They still manage to get a line in to say ‘it’s not all Muzzies.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-20576217
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December 7, 2012 8:54pm
mikenmild

Do you find the BBC site helpful, kowtow, with its links to background, maps and related stories?
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December 7, 2012 10:01pm
kowtow

It’s very helpful. Confirms the bias in the media.
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December 7, 2012 10:06pm
mikenmild

Confirmation bias is a tricky concept.
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December 7, 2012 10:15pm

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