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		<title>By: Jim</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jim</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2013 10:31:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ah, Inigo Montoya, Ash!, the boomstick!.... [grabbing NZBs as I type]

Have to admit though, when your in an otherwise humourless situation and confronted with an unfamiliar cultural reference, that when taken at face value is potentially offensive, you can lose your sense of humour. Particularly if you missed the [hilarious] movie.

I do think the average flight attendant has lost their touch though.

I remember (pre 9/11) an Auckland-Sydney flight where I was seated facing a hostess in the fold-down jumpseat. My colleague sitting next to me was asking a lot of questions about the doors &quot;arm the doors&quot; etc. As we were taxiing he asked &quot;What would you do if I got out of my seat and moved that lever? [pointing at the door]&quot;.  She said &quot;I would have to kill you&quot;, deadpan, no smile. He shut up at that point.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ah, Inigo Montoya, Ash!, the boomstick!&#8230;. [grabbing NZBs as I type]</p>
<p>Have to admit though, when your in an otherwise humourless situation and confronted with an unfamiliar cultural reference, that when taken at face value is potentially offensive, you can lose your sense of humour. Particularly if you missed the [hilarious] movie.</p>
<p>I do think the average flight attendant has lost their touch though.</p>
<p>I remember (pre 9/11) an Auckland-Sydney flight where I was seated facing a hostess in the fold-down jumpseat. My colleague sitting next to me was asking a lot of questions about the doors &#8220;arm the doors&#8221; etc. As we were taxiing he asked &#8220;What would you do if I got out of my seat and moved that lever? [pointing at the door]&#8220;.  She said &#8220;I would have to kill you&#8221;, deadpan, no smile. He shut up at that point.</p>
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		<title>By: Johnboy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Johnboy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2013 08:19:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&quot;Have watched it a dozen times at least.&quot;

Slow learner eh? :)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Have watched it a dozen times at least.&#8221;</p>
<p>Slow learner eh? <img src='http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Ryan Sproull</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ryan Sproull</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2013 06:56:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Monique, if I wasn&#039;t already married...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Monique, if I wasn&#8217;t already married&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Fletch</title>
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		<dc:creator>Fletch</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2013 06:45:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If anyone&#039;s interested, you can get the shirt here - 

http://www.verboom.co.nz/categories/mens-t-shirts/hello-my-name-is-inigo-montoya-t-shirt-01]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If anyone&#8217;s interested, you can get the shirt here &#8211; </p>
<p><a href="http://www.verboom.co.nz/categories/mens-t-shirts/hello-my-name-is-inigo-montoya-t-shirt-01" rel="nofollow">http://www.verboom.co.nz/categories/mens-t-shirts/hello-my-name-is-inigo-montoya-t-shirt-01</a></p>
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		<title>By: Azeraph</title>
		<link>http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/2013/01/prepare_to_die.html/comment-page-1#comment-1085607</link>
		<dc:creator>Azeraph</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2013 06:31:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Did it say the full Quote? or just &quot;Prepare to die&quot;

Honestly, if it&#039;s on a T-shirt it kind of says it loud and clear but if you were going to blow up a plane you wouldn&#039;t advertize it. Superstitious modern fearism folks and it&#039;s contagious like the conspiracist fearism.

It&#039;s the Helicopter fearism that have parents unable to understand why they act this way then have to take their kids to a &quot;Let&#039;s let them play on the jungle-gym day&quot; put on by the local primary school.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Did it say the full Quote? or just &#8220;Prepare to die&#8221;</p>
<p>Honestly, if it&#8217;s on a T-shirt it kind of says it loud and clear but if you were going to blow up a plane you wouldn&#8217;t advertize it. Superstitious modern fearism folks and it&#8217;s contagious like the conspiracist fearism.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s the Helicopter fearism that have parents unable to understand why they act this way then have to take their kids to a &#8220;Let&#8217;s let them play on the jungle-gym day&#8221; put on by the local primary school.</p>
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		<title>By: Steve (North Shore)</title>
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		<dc:creator>Steve (North Shore)</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2013 06:09:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[He should not have done it, end of story.
He did it to provoke, a media whore, a cork soaker]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He should not have done it, end of story.<br />
He did it to provoke, a media whore, a cork soaker</p>
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		<title>By: Monique Watson</title>
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		<dc:creator>Monique Watson</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2013 05:18:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gawd it&#039;s a fuckin t-shirt. He should have given the flight attendant the shits with the following:

&quot;Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart&#039;s top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That&#039;s right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It&#039;s got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That&#039;s right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?


Anyone?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gawd it&#8217;s a fuckin t-shirt. He should have given the flight attendant the shits with the following:</p>
<p>&#8220;Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This&#8230; is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart&#8217;s top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That&#8217;s right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It&#8217;s got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That&#8217;s right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?</p>
<p>Anyone?</p>
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		<title>By: scrubone</title>
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		<dc:creator>scrubone</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2013 05:04:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[He shoudn&#039;t have done it, but that doesn&#039;t mean it isn&#039;t funny :)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He shoudn&#8217;t have done it, but that doesn&#8217;t mean it isn&#8217;t funny <img src='http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: barry</title>
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		<dc:creator>barry</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2013 04:32:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well this morning DPF, you were wailing about a rock that rolled down a hill and supported the irrational action of the authorities in throwing people out of the house.

Now your saying that similar behaviour is unwarranted.   I think your getting a bit unhinged over the concept of risk........]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well this morning DPF, you were wailing about a rock that rolled down a hill and supported the irrational action of the authorities in throwing people out of the house.</p>
<p>Now your saying that similar behaviour is unwarranted.   I think your getting a bit unhinged over the concept of risk&#8230;&#8230;..</p>
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		<title>By: kowtow</title>
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		<dc:creator>kowtow</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2013 04:24:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The guy is a total dick head.

Typical rude ,lack of common sense arse hole.

What an embarrassment.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The guy is a total dick head.</p>
<p>Typical rude ,lack of common sense arse hole.</p>
<p>What an embarrassment.</p>
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		<title>By: Longknives</title>
		<link>http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/2013/01/prepare_to_die.html/comment-page-1#comment-1085558</link>
		<dc:creator>Longknives</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2013 04:10:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This movie also starred the late great Andre the Giant. Andre&#039;s film career was slightly more successful than his nemesis Hulk Hogan&#039;s...

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/hulk-hogan-settles-sex-tape-lawsuit-article-1.1194557]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This movie also starred the late great Andre the Giant. Andre&#8217;s film career was slightly more successful than his nemesis Hulk Hogan&#8217;s&#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/hulk-hogan-settles-sex-tape-lawsuit-article-1.1194557" rel="nofollow">http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/hulk-hogan-settles-sex-tape-lawsuit-article-1.1194557</a></p>
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		<title>By: anonymouse</title>
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		<dc:creator>anonymouse</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2013 03:57:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[@noskire, 

No, No beard then, 

I him in saw an interview on Colbert, the beard is part of the character of Saul,]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@noskire, </p>
<p>No, No beard then, </p>
<p>I him in saw an interview on Colbert, the beard is part of the character of Saul,</p>
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		<title>By: Mobile Michael</title>
		<link>http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/2013/01/prepare_to_die.html/comment-page-1#comment-1085544</link>
		<dc:creator>Mobile Michael</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2013 03:38:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line.... Ha ha ha, ha ha ha! [Dies]

This story actually was manufactured by the t-shirt company (The incident is real, but they alerted the media). So effective I have ordered myself one.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line&#8230;. Ha ha ha, ha ha ha! [Dies]</p>
<p>This story actually was manufactured by the t-shirt company (The incident is real, but they alerted the media). So effective I have ordered myself one.</p>
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		<title>By: Andrei</title>
		<link>http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/2013/01/prepare_to_die.html/comment-page-1#comment-1085541</link>
		<dc:creator>Andrei</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2013 03:35:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Slow news day - non  story, the only source being the T-Shirt wearer who actually got to wear it!

YAWNNNNN]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Slow news day &#8211; non  story, the only source being the T-Shirt wearer who actually got to wear it!</p>
<p>YAWNNNNN</p>
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		<title>By: slightlyrighty</title>
		<link>http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/2013/01/prepare_to_die.html/comment-page-1#comment-1085537</link>
		<dc:creator>slightlyrighty</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2013 03:29:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My favourite line from the film...

&quot;everyone knows that Australia is entirely populated by criminals!&quot;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My favourite line from the film&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8220;everyone knows that Australia is entirely populated by criminals!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: noskire</title>
		<link>http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/2013/01/prepare_to_die.html/comment-page-1#comment-1085535</link>
		<dc:creator>noskire</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2013 03:27:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[@anonymouse

Did Mandy Patinkin have a beard in Chicago Hope? I can&#039;t recall.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@anonymouse</p>
<p>Did Mandy Patinkin have a beard in Chicago Hope? I can&#8217;t recall.</p>
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		<title>By: pq</title>
		<link>http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/2013/01/prepare_to_die.html/comment-page-1#comment-1085532</link>
		<dc:creator>pq</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2013 03:22:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[its true  RRM no joke,
 I once said to the coistoms officer NZ Christchurch please don&#039;t  kick the squirrel out of my case.
It took me two hours to get past him]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>its true  RRM no joke,<br />
 I once said to the coistoms officer NZ Christchurch please don&#8217;t  kick the squirrel out of my case.<br />
It took me two hours to get past him</p>
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		<title>By: transmogrifier</title>
		<link>http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/2013/01/prepare_to_die.html/comment-page-1#comment-1085531</link>
		<dc:creator>transmogrifier</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2013 03:14:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[People are getting wussier and wussier with each passing year.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>People are getting wussier and wussier with each passing year.</p>
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		<title>By: RRM</title>
		<link>http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/2013/01/prepare_to_die.html/comment-page-1#comment-1085530</link>
		<dc:creator>RRM</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2013 03:14:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The guy should have been booted off the flight and barred from entering the country just for being a fan of that utterly fucking retarded movie.

And you don&#039;t joke about bombs, having illicit drugs, hijacking the plane or killing people when you check in for a flight, you just don&#039;t... everybody knows this, it&#039;s not something new.  

Even my little 8yo girl gets called back for the hand-held metal detector after she sets off the walk-thru detector in this brave new post-9/11 world, so grown able-bodied men travelling alone should know they need to behave themselves as they are the ones being profiled right from the start.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div style="background-color:#FFF0F5 !important"><p>The guy should have been booted off the flight and barred from entering the country just for being a fan of that utterly fucking retarded movie.</p>
<p>And you don&#8217;t joke about bombs, having illicit drugs, hijacking the plane or killing people when you check in for a flight, you just don&#8217;t&#8230; everybody knows this, it&#8217;s not something new.  </p>
<p>Even my little 8yo girl gets called back for the hand-held metal detector after she sets off the walk-thru detector in this brave new post-9/11 world, so grown able-bodied men travelling alone should know they need to behave themselves as they are the ones being profiled right from the start.</p>
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		<title>By: anonymouse</title>
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		<dc:creator>anonymouse</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2013 03:12:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[And as a total segue and thread-jack 

The actor who uttered those immortal words was Mandy Patinkin who now plays Saul Berenson in Homeland 

&quot;Fear the Beard&quot;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And as a total segue and thread-jack </p>
<p>The actor who uttered those immortal words was Mandy Patinkin who now plays Saul Berenson in Homeland </p>
<p>&#8220;Fear the Beard&#8221;</p>
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