February 5th, 2013 at 2:00 pm by David Farrar

As always captions should be funny, not nasty. Even for Hooton
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February 5th, 2013 at 2:45 pm
Mr Crosby, Mr Textor, I know you’re excited but please take your seats.
Vote:February 5th, 2013 at 3:02 pm
Hands off government. Literally.
Vote:February 5th, 2013 at 3:16 pm
“No way could you pick fruit with hands like these!”
Vote:February 5th, 2013 at 3:18 pm
Lockwood’s stance – directly facing the camera – makes him look like a cardboard cutout.
Vote:February 5th, 2013 at 3:28 pm
We have with us at our service today The Father, The Son and the Holy Spirit
Vote:February 5th, 2013 at 3:57 pm
“Did you ask how big is my ego? Let me show you”.
Vote:February 5th, 2013 at 4:20 pm
Now then, lets have another look in Mr Jelly’s box of a hundred hands.
Vote:February 5th, 2013 at 4:54 pm
“Awaiting Moderation” and then deleted, DPF…??
Come on, LOOK at what he’s doing, you know I was on the mark…
Vote:February 5th, 2013 at 7:23 pm
‘Then the barmaid said to him: “Hooters! Hooters! Mr Hooters! You know him? Could you please, please get an autograph for me. He owns our whole chain.”‘
Vote:February 5th, 2013 at 8:30 pm
“If you can see our hands you can trust us”
Vote:February 5th, 2013 at 9:28 pm
” Ha..Ha..Hallelujah, brothers.”
Vote:February 5th, 2013 at 10:19 pm
JK “Human shield…..Waitangi…..Harawira’s…..hmmm”
Vote:February 5th, 2013 at 10:56 pm
I can reveal to you all, I am the true leader of the world – John Key and Lockwood Smith are just my puppets, literally. See this is how I put my hands up there ass to control them”
Vote:February 6th, 2013 at 1:19 am
I think, Lockwood speaks and the PM just walks around the country acting as if Bill is not the real PM.
And this is the only time, what I say or write, is even this close to the truth.
Vote:February 6th, 2013 at 11:34 am
Jazz hands
Vote:February 6th, 2013 at 7:17 pm
“And according to my more liberal friends in the media – the money from the treaty settlements….ha…ha…will trickle down like this.”
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