Comments on: Caption Contest

By: 3dogknight

3dogknight — Wed, 06 Feb 2013 06:17:19 +0000

“And according to my more liberal friends in the media – the money from the treaty settlements….ha…ha…will trickle down like this.”

By: sassycassy

sassycassy — Tue, 05 Feb 2013 22:34:44 +0000

Jazz hands

By: SPC

SPC — Tue, 05 Feb 2013 12:19:51 +0000

I think, Lockwood speaks and the PM just walks around the country acting as if Bill is not the real PM.

And this is the only time, what I say or write, is even this close to the truth.

By: Mobile Michael

Mobile Michael — Tue, 05 Feb 2013 09:56:23 +0000

I can reveal to you all, I am the true leader of the world – John Key and Lockwood Smith are just my puppets, literally. See this is how I put my hands up there ass to control them”

By: Cactus Kate

Cactus Kate — Tue, 05 Feb 2013 09:19:20 +0000

JK “Human shield…..Waitangi…..Harawira’s…..hmmm”

By: Don the Kiwi

Don the Kiwi — Tue, 05 Feb 2013 08:28:12 +0000

” Ha..Ha..Hallelujah, brothers.”

By: Johnboy

Johnboy — Tue, 05 Feb 2013 07:30:09 +0000

“If you can see our hands you can trust us”

By: Jack5

Jack5 — Tue, 05 Feb 2013 06:23:43 +0000

‘Then the barmaid said to him: “Hooters! Hooters! Mr Hooters! You know him? Could you please, please get an autograph for me. He owns our whole chain.”‘

By: RRM

RRM — Tue, 05 Feb 2013 03:54:04 +0000

“Awaiting Moderation” and then deleted, DPF…??

Come on, LOOK at what he’s doing, you know I was on the mark…

By: cha

cha — Tue, 05 Feb 2013 03:20:59 +0000

Now then, lets have another look in Mr Jelly’s box of a hundred hands.

By: Nick K

Nick K — Tue, 05 Feb 2013 02:57:36 +0000

“Did you ask how big is my ego? Let me show you”.

By: alwyn

alwyn — Tue, 05 Feb 2013 02:28:52 +0000

We have with us at our service today The Father, The Son and the Holy Spirit

By: Graeme Edgeler

Graeme Edgeler — Tue, 05 Feb 2013 02:18:38 +0000

Lockwood’s stance – directly facing the camera – makes him look like a cardboard cutout.

By: Ronnie

Ronnie — Tue, 05 Feb 2013 02:16:38 +0000

“No way could you pick fruit with hands like these!”

By: Conor

Conor — Tue, 05 Feb 2013 02:02:10 +0000

Hands off government. Literally.

By: Auberon

Auberon — Tue, 05 Feb 2013 01:45:26 +0000

Mr Crosby, Mr Textor, I know you’re excited but please take your seats.