Caption Contest

February 27th, 2013 at 11:37 am by David Farrar

Shearer Hipkins

Hat Tip: Keeping Stock

As always captions should be funny, not nasty.

 

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25 Responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. smttc (638 comments) says:

    Follicly challenged leader seeks ginga hair implants.

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  2. thedavincimode (6,133 comments) says:

    Shearer: “Look at me, I’m a complete tool.”

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  3. Auberon (820 comments) says:

    You’re a talented young man, but you’re also ginger, and that can’t be tolerated in a civilised society. Next …

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  4. ftiman (9 comments) says:

    This won’t hurt me a bit.

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  5. krazykiwi (9,188 comments) says:

    Lacking a cutting wit, Shearer chooses to become a cutting twit

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  6. ChardonnayGuy (1,024 comments) says:

    David: I’m sorry, Chris, but while Labour is an inclusive party, that doesn’t extend to Gingers. You may end up triggering a bigger apocalypse than Hekia already has with Novopay…

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  7. Yogibear (227 comments) says:

    “I’ll show the world John Key isn’t the only party leader with a knowledge of hedging”

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  8. Elaycee (4,089 comments) says:

    Ralph Malph sets about trimming Richie’s Caucus support…

    Oh shit! You mean that isn’t Richie Cunningham?

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  9. cha (3,541 comments) says:

    Proof that the MB has infiltrated the Labour party..

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  10. sbk (299 comments) says:

    Shearer unplugged…”If there’s a bustle in your hedgerow, don’t be alarmed now
    It’s just a spring clean for the May queen”

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  11. hmmokrightitis (1,458 comments) says:

    Shearer; Unplugged.

    Edit to say: Well done sbk, beat me to it :)

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  12. ftiman (9 comments) says:

    “Right, Chris: I’ll give you the chop now and you can give me the chop at the next caucus meeting.”

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  13. tvb (3,947 comments) says:

    Our last ginga did not work out. And he was education spokesperson. Do not live with Annette King.

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  14. jaba (2,069 comments) says:

    sorry Hippy, Nania made me do this

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  15. Elaycee (4,089 comments) says:

    “Mate, I’m a legend with the trimmer. Just look what I’ve done to the polls….”

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  16. 2boyz (230 comments) says:

    David Shearer, ‘Just to prove he is not actually a ventriloquist doll parroting the party line I will now behead Chris to prove that he is (was) actually human!’

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  17. hinamanu (2,352 comments) says:

    Shearer symbolism for any further leadership coups. Smile suggests confidence

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  18. Komata (975 comments) says:

    The Party Leader’s Freudian slip was there for all to see…
    (and ‘The Media’ didn’t say a word).

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  19. Harriet (4,010 comments) says:

    “You cannot make a revolution with silk gloves….Joe Stalin said so!” :cool:

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  20. chiz (1,095 comments) says:

    Shearer: Now, if that was Cunliffe sitting there…

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  21. bhudson (4,720 comments) says:

    Happy days: Ritche Cunningham gets the day off trimming the fence. (And hasn’t Fonzie aged?)

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  22. HumanNature (2 comments) says:

    Cringe as a ginge on a minge binge has his fringe synged by an unhinged ginge tinged by an infringed minge ginge called Cunliffe (who needs the syringe).

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  23. kiwigunner (184 comments) says:

    If I cut your head off you would still be a better Minister of Education than Hekia!

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  24. Sam (493 comments) says:

    Shearer by name, shearer by nature…

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  25. Sponge (108 comments) says:

    Fuck! if his arms are as uncoordinated as his speech then Chis is dead!

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