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Truth polls

February 14th, 2013 at 4:00 pm by David Farrar

Truth is running three polls on its website. They are asking:

  • Is Willie Jackson correct when he claims Khoder Nasser is a hero?
  • Should Truth feature a page 3 girl?
  • Should Kim Dotcom be put on a plane to the USA?

Their voting options are rather amusing :-)

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19 Responses to “Truth polls”

  1. hamnidaV2 (229) Says:
    February 14th, 2013 at 4:12 pm

    Despite the extremely biased DotCom options, most people polled want to keep him in New Zealand.

    Personally, I would like to see DotCom run in Auckland Central or Epsom in the 2014 General Election.

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  2. Barnsley Bill (855) Says:
    February 14th, 2013 at 4:12 pm

    Thanks for the link David, readers should also note that anybody who shares the poll on facebook will go into a draw to win a six month subscription of the paper delivered to their door..
    For people who are cringing at the thought of winning a subscription (I know, who wouldn’t want to receive a free copy of Truth, the nations weekly since 1887?) David has kindly offered as an alternative prize to give the winner a sensual foot massage.

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  3. Barnsley Bill (855) Says:
    February 14th, 2013 at 4:15 pm

    HamnidaV2, you might want to have another look at that result. I suspect you have not read it properly.

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  4. hamnidaV2 (229) Says:
    February 14th, 2013 at 4:19 pm

    Barnsley Bill – Very true, it was the bold font that fooled me.

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  5. ChardonnayGuy (570) Says:
    February 14th, 2013 at 4:38 pm

    Why not a page three bloke as well, in the interests of gender equality? :)

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  6. DJP6-25 (1,100) Says:
    February 14th, 2013 at 4:50 pm

    That poll was fun. I must buy my copy today.

    cheers

    David Prosser

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  7. Colville (741) Says:
    February 14th, 2013 at 4:57 pm

    I would vote that Willie Jackson be put on a plane to USA…

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  8. tempest (25) Says:
    February 14th, 2013 at 5:18 pm

    They should have arrested Dotcom a little later in the day, say about now (5:15pm), driven him straight to the airport, sedated him, and put him on NZ2 to LAX. The FBI guys who took part in the raid could have been his minders on the plane. By the time anyone worked out what had happened the plane would have been past the point of no return.

    There is still time this afternoon to make that flight…

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  9. bringbackdemocracy (203) Says:
    February 14th, 2013 at 5:39 pm

    David Prosser—Maybe you could write a column for them?

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  10. Manolo (9,859) Says:
    February 14th, 2013 at 5:41 pm

    Agree with Colville. The racist Willie Jackson should be deported, but to North Korea.

    ChardonnayGuy, just buy your copy of Playgirl and you’ll be happy.

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  11. duggledog (367) Says:
    February 14th, 2013 at 6:16 pm

    No
    Yes
    Yes
    My reasons:
    1: Whatever Willie Jackson, that phony fighter for the common man (who sends his son to Kings) says, the opposite is generally true.
    2: Tits are nice. They just are. Women like to look at them too you know.
    3: Kim Dotcom owes someone I know a shit box of money. Kiwis have fallen for this fat charlatan partly because of John Campbell doing a Zaoui and partly because it’s in the New Zealander’s quaint trusting easily led psyche. The Americans will get him, just like the French got their Rainbow Warrior bombers home. This country is essentially powerless. May as well put him on the plane!

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  12. thor42 (474) Says:
    February 14th, 2013 at 6:29 pm

    a) No.
    b) Yes.
    c) Yes.

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  13. tvb (3,302) Says:
    February 14th, 2013 at 6:58 pm

    I like the Bond Villanova option. He reminds me of Bloefield

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  14. Johnboy (10,722) Says:
    February 14th, 2013 at 7:54 pm

    Folks called Khoder can never be trusted:

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/australia/8304605/Father-beheaded-by-son-in-Sydney-home-police-say

    Ask David Prosser! :)

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  15. Keeping Stock (8,798) Says:
    February 15th, 2013 at 6:29 am

    @ Hamnida – there’s one small obstacle to Dotcom standing in a General Election. He is not a New Zealand citizen, nor is he ever likely to be.

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  16. peterwn (2,165) Says:
    February 15th, 2013 at 7:59 am

    The ‘sun’ in UK is looking at axing its page 3 girls. Truth, however, given the choice of answers on this one, is making it quite clear that it is retaining page 3 girls.

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  17. ChardonnayGuy (570) Says:
    February 15th, 2013 at 9:08 am

    As for Kim Dotcom in this context, the problem is his girth, which spreads across at least two consecutive electorate boundaries. And Willie Jackson is never right about anything.

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  18. DJP6-25 (1,100) Says:
    February 15th, 2013 at 4:07 pm

    bringbackdemocracy 5:39 pm. I’m not interested in writing a newspaper colum.

    cheers

    David Prosser

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  19. DJP6-25 (1,100) Says:
    February 15th, 2013 at 4:11 pm

    Johnboy 7;54 pm. I guess you mean Richard Prosser, not David Prosser

    cheers

    David [not Richard] Prosser

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