The flapjack police

The reports:

A school's decision to ban triangular flapjacks after a pupil was hurt has been labelled “half-baked” by the and Safety Executive.

It follows an incident at Castle View School in Canvey Island, Essex, when a boy was hit in the face by a flapjack.

Catering staff at the school have been told only to serve square or rectangular flapjacks.

The school said the “isolated accident” had led to a review of “the texture and shape of the flapjacks” provided.

Words fail me.

A spokesman for the Health and Safety Executive said: “We often come across half-baked decisions taken in the name of health and safety, but this one takes the biscuit.

“The real issue isn't what shape the flapjacks are, but the that pupils are throwing them at each other – and that's a matter of discipline, and has got nothing to do with health and safety as we know it.

“We're happy to make clear that flapjacks of all shapes and sizes continue to have our full backing.”

Good that in this case the regulator is the one with common sense, and it is the school that is over-reacting.