Maori Party leadership stand off resolved

April 1st, 2013 at 8:06 am by David Farrar

The Maori Party have announced:

New co-leader, , has announced a solution has been implemented to the leadership and succession challenge that the have been facing.

Upon reflection we have all agreed that with Tariana retiring at the 2014 election, it will not benefit the Maori Party to have both co-leaders retire at or before the next election. Therefore it has been decided that Pita will remain co-leader for the foreseeable, future and will remain a Minister while the Maori Party is in Government.

Maori Party President Pem Bird has thanked for his agreement to remain one of the helmsmen of the Maori Party waka, and also thanked for her service to the party.

Tariana has agreed for her retirement to take effect immediately as a co-leader, and the National Council has resolved to elect Te Uroroa Flavell as her successor  This means that we will have clear leadership going into the 2014 election with Pita Sharples and Te Uroroa Flavell as co-leaders. Tariana will remain a Minister up until the election, and it is our expectation that Te Ururoa will become a Minister after the election if the Maori Party is in Government again.

 

 

Rule 4(2)(c) of the Maori Party constitution requires there to be one male co-leader and one female co-leader. To implement the succession plan in accordance with our rules, Te Ururoa has agreed to undertake gender reassignment surgery and upon his release from hospital will be the female co-leader of the Maori Party. We thank him for his bold sacrifice in order to unify the Maori Party.

 

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7 Responses to “Maori Party leadership stand off resolved”

  1. Keeping Stock (10,095 comments) says:

    Excellent :D

    (DPF, that is, not HC)

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  2. farmerdes (16 comments) says:

    This means that we will have clear leadership going into the 2014 election with Pita Sharples and Te Uroroa Flavell as co-leaders,

    What a joke. So if they won the election who would be PM? Why can’t these numpty little parties choose A leader? Are they scared of pissing someone off? Pffft.

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  3. Neil (555 comments) says:

    Is it April Fools Day ?

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  4. duggledog (1,340 comments) says:

    Farmerdes

    2 x co-leaders; It’s so nobody can ever be blamed

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  5. tvb (4,199 comments) says:

    April fools day joke. While waiting for the gender reassignment surgery Flavell has agreed to wear drag and commence hormone therapy.

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  6. Manolo (13,339 comments) says:

    Even as a joke: the same Stone Age mentality.

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  7. itstricky (1,543 comments) says:

    Another retrograde statement by a conservative bore who is stuck so far up her/his own that s/he can’t even have a laugh.

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