Party leaders on the wintry blast

Some nice humour from Trans-Tasman on how party leaders would respond to the recent wintry blast:

Points out NZ experienced similar bouts of cold “pretty much every year, actually, under nine years of Labour. And they did NOTHING!” And then confuses winter with autumn.

David Shearer

hardworking bloke came up to me in a pub and told me he and his hard working family have done everything they can but they just can't cope with these hard working winters any more hardworking.”

Russel Norman

Calls on the Reserve Bank to get one of those neat “smart, green” new 3-D printers so it can print out some more summer. 

Winston Peters

“Everyone knows where this weather came from, though few have the courage to say it. This weather comes from .”

Peter Dunne

Issues discussion document on obscure rule which allows deductibility of small weather related expenses: says it is not actually policy yet because there might be some fishhooks IRD haven't told him about.

John Banks

Can't remember any weather, but says if there was any it was donated anonymously.

Tariana Turia

“Whanau Ora means we can draw on our histories as hunters, gatherers, growers to withstand the winter, and ….hmm. Can we put in a claim for some decent thermals?”

Heh, not bad.