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John Key announces that in addition to feeding New Zealand’s children breakfast, they will also be clothed with “Goodnight Kiwi” themed outfits, to ensure they are warm during their morning walks to school. He followed this announcement with news that Japanese-designed toilets were to be installed in all NZ primary schools, which includes the feature of wiping their little arses after they poop. David Shearer countered this announcement by stating that Labour would in addition provide the feature-filled toilets to all NZ holmes, since “wiping the parents arses was clearly where government dollars should be spent.”
“Hey Shearer, I’m doing this on purpose to show the Labour Party what dickheads look like. Your turn to show us what dickheads look like. What’s that? Sorry could not hear you. You know you can not do that to yourself, well maybe in the Labour Party you can”