Transtasman on earthquake responses

Transtasman on how the parties may have responded to the Seddon earthquakes:

How did our political parties first react to the swarm which hit Wellington on the weekend?

: John Key says he's relaxed about it, while Stephen Joyce drafts law forbidding Geonet to broadcast anything about earthquakes which could hurt NZ's international reputation. Float of in 49% of southern alpine fault planned. Cut to EQC funding because “it sends the wrong message.”

Peter Dunne: After weeks of tough bare knuckle negotiations, agrees to support National's ban on Geonet broadcasting, so long as people write a couple of reports.

Labour: In a sulky huddle whether the fault line should have a boy's name or a girl's name. In the meantime, David Shearer to issue press release saying the fault line should give him a fair go and stop being so mean.

Greens: Blaming earthquake on John Key, fracking, John Key, gambling, John Key, the Reserve Bank, John Key, John Key and John Key. Oh, also blaming it on negative politics and nasty personal attacks.

ACT: Didn't see any earthquake. Can't remember. Denies any earthquakes exist, anywhere, and says anyone thinks such a bizarre thing could happen came in on a cabbage boat.

NZ First: hints at documents revealing true extent of Govt involvement in earthquakes, suggests he has them: then he hasn't, but knows they exist; then denies all and blames . Goes away for a few weeks till media forget and start writing “At least Winston isn't boring” columns. Rinse and repeat cycle again.

Very good.